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Roll up to the Fabshire Fair , dare you enter ???
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Dear Friends , Fabbers and Forumites.
Heavens what a day, jolly warm but the skies were a shade of grey.
Pooch and I have had our usual happy wanders and chats . Musing about life’s little conundrums, what is the actual speed of hotcakes ?
Whilst wandering a leafy lane we noticed a sign for a summer fate. There were all sorts of exciting stalls and novelty games to be had. There was even pooch and other pet shows , jam and cake baking competitions . Sack and eggy spoon races too
This got us too thinking, what if we here in the wonderful county of Fabshire had our own little fate, what would it be like and what would could we do.
So my dearest chums we are putting this out their
Welcome to the Fabsire Fair / fate
What amazing stalls and side show attractions would you run ?
Roll up roll up
Taff and Pooch
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gloryhole , cock hoopla , naked jelly wrestling , that's a start 
ha ha ohh that will make the Padre blush lol but the bishop would join in  "
Bash the Bishop? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ooooh can we have a kissing booth
**rushes to get to the front of the queue** 
Ha ha pucker up beautiful lady 
Excuse me mr taff I'm on kissing booth duty!"
Oops sorry ha ha then may I have a smooch |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll stage Fabshire's Got Talent (or not as the case maybe!!)
I believe I have one adequate talent for it
I'm running auditions, private ones  "
Ohh how jolly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We'd set up a spit roast for all to feast themselves on.
Do you have a veggie option..... "
Of course, cucumber, courgette, asparagus. Juicy plump tomatoes. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pooch is missing out here....
I remember a 'down to earth' Bellingham Show where there was even a prize for 'the dog that hasn't won a prize yet' "
Pooch is the judge of the cat show |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pooch is missing out here....
I remember a 'down to earth' Bellingham Show where there was even a prize for 'the dog that hasn't won a prize yet'
Pooch is the judge of the cat show "
I've heard he likes a hairy pussy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll stage Fabshire's Got Talent (or not as the case maybe!!)
I believe I have one adequate talent for it
I'm running auditions, private ones "
In that case, where do I sign up ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ooooh you haven't got a compare / DJ, I'll get my iPod & hook it up to a PA.... "
Pooch and I could compare the event if you like and you can be my very very gorgeous assistant in charge as I am an equal opportunity employer |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Pooch is missing out here....
I remember a 'down to earth' Bellingham Show where there was even a prize for 'the dog that hasn't won a prize yet'
Pooch is the judge of the cat show i want to be in the kitty comp.. "
Of course there is always room for you lovely x |
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