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Phwoar what I could do to you..
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If a woman had started this thread it would have hit 175 by now 
Awwwww PP are you going to start shouting about the cliques next?!??"
Nah that would be blatantly saying they piss me off with all their constant arse kissing  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I really shouldn't be here, you know... 
Why's that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8faphEPlGo0
You have a drink problem
I'm the only one that *doesn't* "
makes 2 of us then cos I hardly ever drink also |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I really shouldn't be here, you know...
Why's that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8faphEPlGo0
You have a drink problem
I'm the only one that *doesn't* "
Stop you being bored  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I really shouldn't be here, you know...
Why's that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8faphEPlGo0
You have a drink problem
I'm the only one that *doesn't*
Stop you being bored "
would you be my muse for an hour or two |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I really shouldn't be here, you know...
Why's that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8faphEPlGo0
You have a drink problem
I'm the only one that *doesn't*
Stop you being bored
would you be my muse for an hour or two "
You can have me all day  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I really shouldn't be here, you know...
Why's that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8faphEPlGo0
You have a drink problem
I'm the only one that *doesn't*
Stop you being bored
would you be my muse for an hour or two
You can have me all day "
What I would do with you is for me know and for you to find out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is it we are supposed to be doing here?  "
I believe the idea is to say what you would do with the poster above, but as no one ever pays attention to that just say it to someone. Or something.
So, erm.... game of Fifa? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is it we are supposed to be doing here?
I believe the idea is to say what you would do with the poster above, but as no one ever pays attention to that just say it to someone. Or something.
So, erm.... game of Fifa? "
Drink tea, preferably mint, and eat Baklawa with, while chewing the cud. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is it we are supposed to be doing here?
I believe the idea is to say what you would do with the poster above, but as no one ever pays attention to that just say it to someone. Or something.
So, erm.... game of Fifa? "
Ok blues are shit, so i will be spurs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is it we are supposed to be doing here?
I believe the idea is to say what you would do with the poster above, but as no one ever pays attention to that just say it to someone. Or something.
So, erm.... game of Fifa?
Ok blues are shit, so i will be spurs"
I'm a Villa fan, so second city derby? Or I'll be Liverpool. |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
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"What is it we are supposed to be doing here?
I believe the idea is to say what you would do with the poster above, but as no one ever pays attention to that just say it to someone. Or something.
So, erm.... game of Fifa?
Ok blues are shit, so i will be spurs
I'm a Villa fan, so second city derby? Or I'll be Liverpool."
Sorry H, I'd have to take you to the barbers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is it we are supposed to be doing here?
I believe the idea is to say what you would do with the poster above, but as no one ever pays attention to that just say it to someone. Or something.
So, erm.... game of Fifa?
Ok blues are shit, so i will be spurs
I'm a Villa fan, so second city derby? Or I'll be Liverpool.
Sorry H, I'd have to take you to the barbers "
I would never allow a butcher, sorry barber near my hair. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is it we are supposed to be doing here?
I believe the idea is to say what you would do with the poster above, but as no one ever pays attention to that just say it to someone. Or something.
So, erm.... game of Fifa?
Ok blues are shit, so i will be spurs
I'm a Villa fan, so second city derby? Or I'll be Liverpool.
Sorry H, I'd have to take you to the barbers
I would never allow a butcher, sorry barber near my hair. "
have a cupa then go searching for the white rabbit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is it we are supposed to be doing here?
I believe the idea is to say what you would do with the poster above, but as no one ever pays attention to that just say it to someone. Or something.
So, erm.... game of Fifa?
Ok blues are shit, so i will be spurs
I'm a Villa fan, so second city derby? Or I'll be Liverpool."
The ding dong derby as tom ross would say |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is it we are supposed to be doing here?
I believe the idea is to say what you would do with the poster above, but as no one ever pays attention to that just say it to someone. Or something.
So, erm.... game of Fifa?
Ok blues are shit, so i will be spurs
I'm a Villa fan, so second city derby? Or I'll be Liverpool.
The ding dong derby as tom ross would say"
Liam!
Conversation, giggles, dinner, kisses - and a long night of mind blowing sex! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Above. Make you moan even louder as I sink my wet tongue into your ear.
Bottleman. Give you the night of your life - if I don't lose my bottle!  "
Phwooar. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Above. Make you moan even louder as I sink my wet tongue into your ear.
Pass you a pair of boxer shorts! "
You've not been wearing them have you?
(I know I've messed the thread up but I had to reply!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is it we are supposed to be doing here?
I believe the idea is to say what you would do with the poster above, but as no one ever pays attention to that just say it to someone. Or something.
So, erm.... game of Fifa?
Ok blues are shit, so i will be spurs
I'm a Villa fan, so second city derby? Or I'll be Liverpool."
Can I be Liverpool  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Above. Make you moan even louder as I sink my wet tongue into your ear.
Pass you a pair of boxer shorts!
You've not been wearing them have you?
(I know I've messed the thread up but I had to reply!) "
Great reply, I'd probably have stretched them if I had, but no, I wouldn't want you to catch a chill, that's all! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is it we are supposed to be doing here?
I believe the idea is to say what you would do with the poster above, but as no one ever pays attention to that just say it to someone. Or something.
So, erm.... game of Fifa?
Ok blues are shit, so i will be spurs
I'm a Villa fan, so second city derby? Or I'll be Liverpool.
Can I be Liverpool "
You can if you want.
And i'd read you poetry.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is it we are supposed to be doing here?
I believe the idea is to say what you would do with the poster above, but as no one ever pays attention to that just say it to someone. Or something.
So, erm.... game of Fifa?
Ok blues are shit, so i will be spurs
I'm a Villa fan, so second city derby? Or I'll be Liverpool.
Can I be Liverpool "
Only if I'm Chelsea and we swap shirts at full time? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Above. Make you moan even louder as I sink my wet tongue into your ear.
Bottleman. Give you the night of your life - if I don't lose my bottle!
Phwooar. "
It's your 'gigger than average' penis which makes me think twice! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is it we are supposed to be doing here?
I believe the idea is to say what you would do with the poster above, but as no one ever pays attention to that just say it to someone. Or something.
So, erm.... game of Fifa?
Ok blues are shit, so i will be spurs
I'm a Villa fan, so second city derby? Or I'll be Liverpool.
Can I be Liverpool
You can if you want.
And i'd read you poetry. "
You said that yesterday H, but then I may have pissed you off by saying Iv never seen a girly looking bloke. (Face to face I meant) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is it we are supposed to be doing here?
I believe the idea is to say what you would do with the poster above, but as no one ever pays attention to that just say it to someone. Or something.
So, erm.... game of Fifa?
Ok blues are shit, so i will be spurs
I'm a Villa fan, so second city derby? Or I'll be Liverpool.
Can I be Liverpool
You can if you want.
And i'd read you poetry. "
Who would you read? |
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"Above. Make you moan even louder as I sink my wet tongue into your ear.
Bottleman. Give you the night of your life - if I don't lose my bottle!
Phwooar.
It's your 'gigger than average' penis which makes me think twice! "
Take you on a big scary ride |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is it we are supposed to be doing here?
I believe the idea is to say what you would do with the poster above, but as no one ever pays attention to that just say it to someone. Or something.
So, erm.... game of Fifa?
Ok blues are shit, so i will be spurs
I'm a Villa fan, so second city derby? Or I'll be Liverpool.
Can I be Liverpool
Only if I'm Chelsea and we swap shirts at full time? "
Ok, but only if Liverpool win |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is it we are supposed to be doing here?
I believe the idea is to say what you would do with the poster above, but as no one ever pays attention to that just say it to someone. Or something.
So, erm.... game of Fifa?
Ok blues are shit, so i will be spurs
I'm a Villa fan, so second city derby? Or I'll be Liverpool.
Can I be Liverpool
You can if you want.
And i'd read you poetry.
You said that yesterday H, but then I may have pissed you off by saying Iv never seen a girly looking bloke. (Face to face I meant) "
I take no offence to things like that, I get called a girl all the time.
I was going to send you some but I can't PM you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is it we are supposed to be doing here?
I believe the idea is to say what you would do with the poster above, but as no one ever pays attention to that just say it to someone. Or something.
So, erm.... game of Fifa?
Ok blues are shit, so i will be spurs
I'm a Villa fan, so second city derby? Or I'll be Liverpool.
Can I be Liverpool
You can if you want.
And i'd read you poetry.
Who would you read? "
Me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Above. Make you moan even louder as I sink my wet tongue into your ear.
Bottleman. Give you the night of your life - if I don't lose my bottle!
Phwooar.
It's your 'gigger than average' penis which makes me think twice!
Take you on a big scary ride "
You're on! A guy from here told me about one called 'air' - sounds fab! Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Above. Make you moan even louder as I sink my wet tongue into your ear.
Bottleman. Give you the night of your life - if I don't lose my bottle!
Phwooar.
It's your 'gigger than average' penis which makes me think twice! "
Gigger? Makes it sound like a roller coaster. We could just tear each other's cloths off whilst you thinking about it the 3rd time.
Just to clarify, the average is still 2" right? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is it we are supposed to be doing here?
I believe the idea is to say what you would do with the poster above, but as no one ever pays attention to that just say it to someone. Or something.
So, erm.... game of Fifa?
Ok blues are shit, so i will be spurs
I'm a Villa fan, so second city derby? Or I'll be Liverpool.
Can I be Liverpool
Only if I'm Chelsea and we swap shirts at full time?
Ok, but only if Liverpool win "
They might have a chance in a fantasy game, or you could "distract" me, I'm very malleable. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Above. Make you moan even louder as I sink my wet tongue into your ear.
Bottleman. Give you the night of your life - if I don't lose my bottle!
Phwooar.
It's your 'gigger than average' penis which makes me think twice!
Gigger? Makes it sound like a roller coaster. We could just tear each other's cloths off whilst you thinking about it the 3rd time.
Just to clarify, the average is still 2" right? "
Yep - gigger! That's what it said on your profile!
And yep - 2" is the average - as long as we're talking about thumbs! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Above.
Phwooar.
It's your 'gigger than average' penis which makes me think twice!
Gigger? Makes it sound like a roller coaster. We could just tear each other's cloths off whilst you thinking about it the 3rd time.
Just to clarify, the average is still 2" right?
Yep - gigger! That's what it said on your profile!
And yep - 2" is the average - as long as we're talking about thumbs! "
Haha. Gigger. and It can be my thumbs if you want. It's still phwooar! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I need 5 yummy men on my bed right now. I know that's a little greedy but I'm in rather a horny frame of mind and Jessica is just not going to cut it today |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need 5 yummy men on my bed right now. I know that's a little greedy but I'm in rather a horny frame of mind and Jessica is just not going to cut it today "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need 5 yummy men on my bed right now. I know that's a little greedy but I'm in rather a horny frame of mind and Jessica is just not going to cut it today
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Well that's a good start |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I need 5 yummy men on my bed right now. I know that's a little greedy but I'm in rather a horny frame of mind and Jessica is just not going to cut it today
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Well that's a good start "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need 5 yummy men on my bed right now. I know that's a little greedy but I'm in rather a horny frame of mind and Jessica is just not going to cut it today
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Well that's a good start
2 "
Plus MrMojoRisin... that's 3. Nearly there.... getting excited |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need 5 yummy men on my bed right now. I know that's a little greedy but I'm in rather a horny frame of mind and Jessica is just not going to cut it today
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Well that's a good start
2
Plus MrMojoRisin... that's 3. Nearly there.... getting excited "
Ahh shame, I only do one to one  |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
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"I need 5 yummy men on my bed right now. I know that's a little greedy but I'm in rather a horny frame of mind and Jessica is just not going to cut it today "
OK I can arrange that but we are all stuck in a office so it will have to be a french maids out fit and a feather duster for you to get you past security
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I need 5 yummy men on my bed right now. I know that's a little greedy but I'm in rather a horny frame of mind and Jessica is just not going to cut it today
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Well that's a good start
2
Plus MrMojoRisin... that's 3. Nearly there.... getting excited
Ahh shame, I only do one to one "
That's okay gorgeous man, we are pencilled in for that very very soon |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I need 5 yummy men on my bed right now. I know that's a little greedy but I'm in rather a horny frame of mind and Jessica is just not going to cut it today
OK I can arrange that but we are all stuck in a office so it will have to be a french maids out fit and a feather duster for you to get you past security
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Damn, I only have the following options:
Sexy Secretary
Cop
Nurse
Schoolgirl
Slut
Will I get away with any of those? |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"I need 5 yummy men on my bed right now. I know that's a little greedy but I'm in rather a horny frame of mind and Jessica is just not going to cut it today
OK I can arrange that but we are all stuck in a office so it will have to be a french maids out fit and a feather duster for you to get you past security
Damn, I only have the following options:
Sexy Secretary
Cop
Nurse
Schoolgirl
Slut
Will I get away with any of those? "
Secretary may just work we can say your needed for dictation purposes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Soooooo what are the rules
Discussion on how to get that perfect up skirt look and a cup of tea. "
I would say by using a timer and placing it best place ...cup of tea dont drink it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Soooooo what are the rules
Discussion on how to get that perfect up skirt look and a cup of tea. "
I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Soooooo what are the rules
Discussion on how to get that perfect up skirt look and a cup of tea.
I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees. "
 Dear Hatter you make me blush so.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Soooooo what are the rules
Discussion on how to get that perfect up skirt look and a cup of tea.
I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees.
Dear Hatter you make me blush so.. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ey up whats going on in here then "
When the apocalypse does come,
I will rebuild our city with my tongue.
I will suck this world’s ashes from your fingers.
I will refuse to let the fires of this hell
be the only thing that makes us sweat.
When the apocalypse comes,
so will we. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ey up whats going on in here then
When the apocalypse does come,
I will rebuild our city with my tongue.
I will suck this world’s ashes from your fingers.
I will refuse to let the fires of this hell
be the only thing that makes us sweat.
When the apocalypse comes,
so will we."
Grade 1. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ey up whats going on in here then
When the apocalypse does come,
I will rebuild our city with my tongue.
I will suck this world’s ashes from your fingers.
I will refuse to let the fires of this hell
be the only thing that makes us sweat.
When the apocalypse comes,
so will we."
Zombie apocalypse? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ey up whats going on in here then
When the apocalypse does come,
I will rebuild our city with my tongue.
I will suck this world’s ashes from your fingers.
I will refuse to let the fires of this hell
be the only thing that makes us sweat.
When the apocalypse comes,
so will we.
Zombie apocalypse? "
I hope not |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ey up whats going on in here then
When the apocalypse does come,
I will rebuild our city with my tongue.
I will suck this world’s ashes from your fingers.
I will refuse to let the fires of this hell
be the only thing that makes us sweat.
When the apocalypse comes,
so will we.
Grade 1."
is that good or bad? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ey up whats going on in here then
I don't know but we have matching avatars. Fancy sharing that shower?
Can I hold the soap? "
I can't have my hair all retro style in the shower. You will have to wait. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I still don't get the thread maybe I should read the first post "
Think they mean what could i do to you ment to rephrase that meaning what would i do to you lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ey up whats going on in here then
I don't know but we have matching avatars. Fancy sharing that shower?
Can I hold the soap?
I can't have my hair all retro style in the shower. You will have to wait. "
No victory rolls for me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ey up whats going on in here then
I don't know but we have matching avatars. Fancy sharing that shower?
Can I hold the soap?
I can't have my hair all retro style in the shower. You will have to wait.
No victory rolls for me. "
Funny you should say that I'm just contemplating battling with the hair grips. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ey up whats going on in here then
I don't know but we have matching avatars. Fancy sharing that shower?
Can I hold the soap?
I can't have my hair all retro style in the shower. You will have to wait.
No victory rolls for me.
Funny you should say that I'm just contemplating battling with the hair grips. "
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