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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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".....and noone seems to have noticed the bump in my rug yet...."
I heard rugs were coming back into fashion...didn't know that was why.
not sure i could hide a whole one beneath it though
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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago
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Well, my floors are laminated...and I sure as hell wasnt ripping them up for..erm....(forgot his name) anyway...
His feet and head do stick out a bit...keeps the cat amused for hours...its great...
I know its not ideal (tripped over him a few times)...but what is a girl to do eh???? |
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"Well, my floors are laminated...and I sure as hell wasnt ripping them up for..erm....(forgot his name) anyway...
His feet and head do stick out a bit...keeps the cat amused for hours...its great...
I know its not ideal (tripped over him a few times)...but what is a girl to do eh????"
make a feature out of it... somewhere to store your remote?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"nice to see your back
you're not alone, most people prefer to see the back of me x
Yeah i loves doggy as well xx  can i be next "
form an orderly queue...right next to the shovel |
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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago
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make a feature out of it... somewhere to store your remote? "
Great idea!!! In a few weeks he will look like one of those naff african statues...all withered...can stick him in corner next to telly...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't think of anything worse than waking up next to someone you don't want to"
As Oscar Wilde might have said [and probly did cos he was a right smart arse],
There's only one thing worse than waking up next to someone you don't want to. And that's not waking up at all!!! |
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"Can't think of anything worse than waking up next to someone you don't want to
As Oscar Wilde might have said [and probly did cos he was a right smart arse],
There's only one thing worse than waking up next to someone you don't want to. And that's not waking up at all!!! "
i see you have come out of the shadows brother welcome back |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can't think of anything worse than waking up next to someone you don't want to
As Oscar Wilde might have said [and probly did cos he was a right smart arse],
There's only one thing worse than waking up next to someone you don't want to. And that's not waking up at all!!!
i see you have come out of the shadows brother welcome back "
Thought I'd risk a quick dash across the Forums quadrangle, cassock in full sail, while no-one was watching |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"nice to see your back
can i be next
Wait till she buys a new rug......
lets hope its a shagg pile "
not a chance! can't get good deep cleaning with one of those |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Can't think of anything worse than waking up next to someone you don't want to
As Oscar Wilde might have said [and probly did cos he was a right smart arse],
There's only one thing worse than waking up next to someone you don't want to. And that's not waking up at all!!!
i see you have come out of the shadows brother welcome back
Thought I'd risk a quick dash across the Forums quadrangle, cassock in full sail, while no-one was watching "
oooh, i like the raising of a cassock |
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Not remembering name: A guy with whom I first had the utmost pleasure of being aquainted with, was.......
Oliver. No it wasn't......
Fiendishly I devised a plan, how could I remember my new workmate Oliver's name?
How you met: See above.
Or why they are dead :
Oh yes it's Jamie, & he ain't dead
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Not remembering name: A guy with whom I first had the utmost pleasure of being aquainted with, was.......
Oliver. No it wasn't......
Fiendishly I devised a plan, how could I remember my new workmate Oliver's name?
How you met: See above.
Or why they are dead :
Oh yes it's Jamie, & he ain't dead
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his name was Dave.... |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"....not remembering their name
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or how you met
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or why their dead....
What about:
Remembering their name
and how you met
and wondering why the fuck they aren't dead!"
ooooh Polo, I've shagged him too!!! |
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"....not remembering their name
.
or how you met
.
.
or why their dead....
What about:
Remembering their name
and how you met
and wondering why the fuck they aren't dead!
ooooh Polo, I've shagged him too!!!"
It must have been before I snipped his cock off then... I was sure the blood loss would get him before morning.... damn the cold nights. |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"....not remembering their name
.
or how you met
.
.
or why their dead....
What about:
Remembering their name
and how you met
and wondering why the fuck they aren't dead!
ooooh Polo, I've shagged him too!!!
It must have been before I snipped his cock off then... I was sure the blood loss would get him before morning.... damn the cold nights."
amazing what scottish weather can do....  |
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