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By *G Lana OP   TV/TS  over a year ago

Gosport

Right time to share some amusing lyrics.

'I tried to see things from his point of view, but I couldn't fit my head up his arsehole too.'

Soap Bar - Goldie Lookin Chain

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The Wombats

What a great achievement it was

To get a hotel room this late

I bet they charge by the hour here

The kind of place where you should bring your own UV ray

It's not a big problem with me, love

You don't look that hygienic anyway

made me chuckle when I first heard it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Shes got eyes like saucers , oh you think shes a dish!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sam Cooke - Another Saturday Night

Another fella told me he had a sister who looked just fine.

Instead of being my deliverance, she had a strange resemblance to a cat named Frankenstein

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Df6WmBqL3Os

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sorry should have added elvis costello big sisters clothes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sorry should have added elvis costello big sisters clothes

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By *G Lana OP   TV/TS  over a year ago

Gosport

Now how the hell do you ever expect that you'll get laid,

When all you do is stay and play on your computer games?

Alfie - Lily Allen

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Steel panther hands down

Kill those fucking fuckheads who program MTV

They can suck my ass with all the record companies

Death to Britney Spears, kill the little slut

Kill Madonna too and then fuck her in the butt

Fuck Mariah Carey, death to Sheryl Crow

They can kiss each other on their camel toe

50 Cent's a fag, so is Kanye West

Shooting hot sperm on each others' chest

Might as well close the thread

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

From the intro to Ghosts of a Saturday Night by Tom Waits

"...and a solitary sailor who spends the facts of his life like small change on strangers..."

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