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over a year ago
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So in a bid to meet, a chap told me he could make me 'feel like a real woman'. Errr... Last time I checked I wasn't hand carved by Mr Geppetto.
So fabbers and fabettes...what's the most ridiculous line you've been fed? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So in a bid to meet, a chap told me he could make me 'feel like a real woman'. Errr... Last time I checked I wasn't hand carved by Mr Geppetto.
So fabbers and fabettes...what's the most ridiculous line you've been fed? "
You might not be carved by Geppetto but god your body has been created to make love to !!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So in a bid to meet, a chap told me he could make me 'feel like a real woman'. Errr... Last time I checked I wasn't hand carved by Mr Geppetto.
So fabbers and fabettes...what's the most ridiculous line you've been fed?
You might not be carved by Geppetto but god your body has been created to make love to !!
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Smooth. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So in a bid to meet, a chap told me he could make me 'feel like a real woman'. Errr... Last time I checked I wasn't hand carved by Mr Geppetto.
So fabbers and fabettes...what's the most ridiculous line you've been fed?
You might not be carved by Geppetto but god your body has been created to make love to !!
Smooth."
Haha. Ain't he just. Make love? What's that then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So in a bid to meet, a chap told me he could make me 'feel like a real woman'. Errr... Last time I checked I wasn't hand carved by Mr Geppetto.
So fabbers and fabettes...what's the most ridiculous line you've been fed?
You might not be carved by Geppetto but god your body has been created to make love to !!
Smooth.
Haha. Ain't he just. Make love? What's that then?"
It's French for fooling around...
heavy petting mais non. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So in a bid to meet, a chap told me he could make me 'feel like a real woman'. Errr... Last time I checked I wasn't hand carved by Mr Geppetto.
So fabbers and fabettes...what's the most ridiculous line you've been fed?
You might not be carved by Geppetto but god your body has been created to make love to !!
Smooth.
Haha. Ain't he just. Make love? What's that then?
It's French for fooling around...
heavy petting mais non."
I am sorry thought you wanted some respect. Who was I kidding |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So in a bid to meet, a chap told me he could make me 'feel like a real woman'. Errr... Last time I checked I wasn't hand carved by Mr Geppetto.
So fabbers and fabettes...what's the most ridiculous line you've been fed?
You might not be carved by Geppetto but god your body has been created to make love to !!
Smooth.
Haha. Ain't he just. Make love? What's that then?
It's French for fooling around...
heavy petting mais non.
I am sorry thought you wanted some respect. Who was I kidding "
I feel a bit of Erasure coming on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So in a bid to meet, a chap told me he could make me 'feel like a real woman'. Errr... Last time I checked I wasn't hand carved by Mr Geppetto.
So fabbers and fabettes...what's the most ridiculous line you've been fed?
You might not be carved by Geppetto but god your body has been created to make love to !!
Smooth.
Haha. Ain't he just. Make love? What's that then?
It's French for fooling around...
heavy petting mais non.
I am sorry thought you wanted some respect. Who was I kidding
I feel a bit of Erasure coming on "
If I knew the meaning of it, probably  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So in a bid to meet, a chap told me he could make me 'feel like a real woman'. Errr... Last time I checked I wasn't hand carved by Mr Geppetto.
So fabbers and fabettes...what's the most ridiculous line you've been fed?
You might not be carved by Geppetto but god your body has been created to make love to !!
Smooth.
Haha. Ain't he just. Make love? What's that then?
It's French for fooling around...
heavy petting mais non.
I am sorry thought you wanted some respect. Who was I kidding
I feel a bit of Erasure coming on
If I knew the meaning of it, probably "
A slice of 80s pop and now it seems it's today's earworm. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x34icYC8zA0 |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So in a bid to meet, a chap told me he could make me 'feel like a real woman'. Errr... Last time I checked I wasn't hand carved by Mr Geppetto.
So fabbers and fabettes...what's the most ridiculous line you've been fed?
You might not be carved by Geppetto but god your body has been created to make love to !!
Smooth.
Haha. Ain't he just. Make love? What's that then?
It's French for fooling around...
heavy petting mais non.
I am sorry thought you wanted some respect. Who was I kidding
I feel a bit of Erasure coming on
If I knew the meaning of it, probably
A slice of 80s pop and now it seems it's today's earworm. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x34icYC8zA0"
I should've remained ignorant after all |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So in a bid to meet, a chap told me he could make me 'feel like a real woman'. Errr... Last time I checked I wasn't hand carved by Mr Geppetto.
So fabbers and fabettes...what's the most ridiculous line you've been fed?
You might not be carved by Geppetto but god your body has been created to make love to !!
Smooth.
Haha. Ain't he just. Make love? What's that then?
It's French for fooling around...
heavy petting mais non.
I am sorry thought you wanted some respect. Who was I kidding
I feel a bit of Erasure coming on
If I knew the meaning of it, probably
A slice of 80s pop and now it seems it's today's earworm. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x34icYC8zA0
I should've remained ignorant after all "
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"So in a bid to meet, a chap told me he could make me 'feel like a real woman'. Errr... Last time I checked I wasn't hand carved by Mr Geppetto.
So fabbers and fabettes...what's the most ridiculous line you've been fed?
You might not be carved by Geppetto but god your body has been created to make love to !!
Smooth.
Haha. Ain't he just. Make love? What's that then?
It's French for fooling around...
heavy petting mais non.
I am sorry thought you wanted some respect. Who was I kidding
I feel a bit of Erasure coming on
If I knew the meaning of it, probably
A slice of 80s pop and now it seems it's today's earworm. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x34icYC8zA0"
Thanks for that it will be in my head all day now....last time I sang this aloud could still hit high notes  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Thanks for that it will be in my head all day now....last time I sang this aloud could still hit high notes "
I'm not allowed to attempt the high notes. Carnage. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once got a message from a delightful young lady asking me to drink her blood. 
I did enquire if she meant menstrual blood but she said 'no from my neck' you can imagine my relief, sort of.  "
I had someone with a blood fetish contact me on POF. Only she wanted to cut and poke me with needles, knives and branding irons. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So in a bid to meet, a chap told me he could make me 'feel like a real woman'. Errr... Last time I checked I wasn't hand carved by Mr Geppetto.
So fabbers and fabettes...what's the most ridiculous line you've been fed? "
I opened this in trepidation that it might be one of my messages |
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"I once got a message from a delightful young lady asking me to drink her blood.
I did enquire if she meant menstrual blood but she said 'no from my neck' you can imagine my relief, sort of.
I had someone with a blood fetish contact me on POF. Only she wanted to cut and poke me with needles, knives and branding irons. "
Fun Fun Fun! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once got a message from a delightful young lady asking me to drink her blood.
I did enquire if she meant menstrual blood but she said 'no from my neck' you can imagine my relief, sort of.
I had someone with a blood fetish contact me on POF. Only she wanted to cut and poke me with needles, knives and branding irons. "
jeeeezus my toast nearly popped up. ...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once got a message from a delightful young lady asking me to drink her blood.
I did enquire if she meant menstrual blood but she said 'no from my neck' you can imagine my relief, sort of.
I had someone with a blood fetish contact me on POF. Only she wanted to cut and poke me with needles, knives and branding irons.
Fun Fun Fun! "
Funny thing is, she was probably the most interesting conversation I had on POF |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So in a bid to meet, a chap told me he could make me 'feel like a real woman'. Errr... Last time I checked I wasn't hand carved by Mr Geppetto.
So fabbers and fabettes...what's the most ridiculous line you've been fed?
I opened this in trepidation that it might be one of my messages "
reminds of the song on your thread
Masochistic Tango |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once got a message from a delightful young lady asking me to drink her blood.
I did enquire if she meant menstrual blood but she said 'no from my neck' you can imagine my relief, sort of.
I had someone with a blood fetish contact me on POF. Only she wanted to cut and poke me with needles, knives and branding irons.
jeeeezus my toast nearly popped up. ... "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So in a bid to meet, a chap told me he could make me 'feel like a real woman'. Errr... Last time I checked I wasn't hand carved by Mr Geppetto.
So fabbers and fabettes...what's the most ridiculous line you've been fed?
I opened this in trepidation that it might be one of my messages "
Well of course not! It's against the rules to share PMs donchaknow. The above was delivered by carrier pigeon. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So in a bid to meet, a chap told me he could make me 'feel like a real woman'. Errr... Last time I checked I wasn't hand carved by Mr Geppetto.
So fabbers and fabettes...what's the most ridiculous line you've been fed?
I opened this in trepidation that it might be one of my messages
Well of course not! It's against the rules to share PMs donchaknow. The above was delivered by carrier pigeon. "
Rules pah! I know no rules! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So in a bid to meet, a chap told me he could make me 'feel like a real woman'. Errr... Last time I checked I wasn't hand carved by Mr Geppetto.
So fabbers and fabettes...what's the most ridiculous line you've been fed?
I opened this in trepidation that it might be one of my messages
Well of course not! It's against the rules to share PMs donchaknow. The above was delivered by carrier pigeon.
Rules pah! I know no rules! "
Terrible. I'm a good girl I am. |
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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago
hiding from cock pics. |
An initial message, no necessarily from this site or a pm, saying how lovely I am, and would I like to go on holiday....
Of course, I accepted, who needs to have even seen a face pic to go away these days?
Off to pack.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"An initial message, no necessarily from this site or a pm, saying how lovely I am, and would I like to go on holiday....
Of course, I accepted, who needs to have even seen a face pic to go away these days?
Off to pack...."
Don't forget to take a friend just in case you don't get on. After all what's another air fare right? |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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"An initial message, no necessarily from this site or a pm, saying how lovely I am, and would I like to go on holiday....
Of course, I accepted, who needs to have even seen a face pic to go away these days?
Off to pack...."
Your lucky, I hear Frinton on Sea is a hotbed of swinging action
S |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So in a bid to meet, a chap told me he could make me 'feel like a real woman'. Errr... Last time I checked I wasn't hand carved by Mr Geppetto.
So fabbers and fabettes...what's the most ridiculous line you've been fed?
I opened this in trepidation that it might be one of my messages
Well of course not! It's against the rules to share PMs donchaknow. The above was delivered by carrier pigeon.
Rules pah! I know no rules!
Terrible. I'm a good girl I am. "
Of course you are, but what if I ply you with cider?  |
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