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over a year ago
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Seconds after coming from being given a bj when still on her knees she held my cock in her hand n spoke to it as if she was speaking into a microphone....."you're mine now!"
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over a year ago
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"Seconds after coming from being given a bj when still on her knees she held my cock in her hand n spoke to it as if she was speaking into a microphone....."you're mine now!"
Eek! "
What's wrong with that?  |
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"Seconds after coming from being given a bj when still on her knees she held my cock in her hand n spoke to it as if she was speaking into a microphone....."you're mine now!"
Eek!
What's wrong with that? "
Absolutely nothing except all the stalkerish, possesive n borderline bunny boiler behavior was all one sided.......I was very disappointed when she took out a restraining order against me!  |
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"There was a lady on here and it was said that if you say her profile name 3 times in a mirror, she will answer your message.
Since when was Bloody Mary on Fab  "
I don't know, i just heard it maaaan... |
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"There was a lady on here and it was said that if you say her profile name 3 times in a mirror, she will answer your message."
Beatlejuicyass?
But if you don't get her home before midnight,she falls pregnant(despite any protection!) n moves in with you n tries to drag you on Jeremy Kyle every week!
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"Ww met a guy from fab that must have has the smallest cock of about 2 inches erect. The wife couldn't feel him fucking her. Needless to say we didn't meet him again. "
Yea but it was the best 30 seconds of my life lol |
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over a year ago
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"I met a man from another site and while we were having sex, he actually said "you should lose weight".
This from a man with man boobs.
Nice man."
Not sure a lack of tact or self-awareness quite describes that adequately?  |
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"I met a man from another site and while we were having sex, he actually said "you should lose weight".
This from a man with man boobs.
Nice man.
Not sure a lack of tact or self-awareness quite describes that adequately? "
Looking back, my judgement was way off.
I'd not want to bump into him ever again. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I met a man from another site and while we were having sex, he actually said "you should lose weight".
This from a man with man boobs.
Nice man.
Not sure a lack of tact or self-awareness quite describes that adequately?
Looking back, my judgement was way off.
I'd not want to bump into him ever again."
A healthy loss of a dead weight. The throng of women who likely surround him, waiting for the next pearl of body-shaming wisdom, should make him easy to avoid  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I met a man from another site and while we were having sex, he actually said "you should lose weight".
This from a man with man boobs.
Nice man.
Not sure a lack of tact or self-awareness quite describes that adequately?
Looking back, my judgement was way off.
I'd not want to bump into him ever again.
A healthy loss of a dead weight. The throng of women who likely surround him, waiting for the next pearl of body-shaming wisdom, should make him easy to avoid "
Indeed you are right.
Funny thing is I'm nowhere near as big as when I met him but he's not getting the credit for that.
I am.
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
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"Can people most of us have them who will discuss them  "
i could tell you a few real horror stories told to me in confidence but that would be a breach of trust putting them on a public forum .
but know this everything I've read so far in this post is kiddy play to what can and does go on out there .
like the saying goes you can never to to careful when meeting a relative stranger off of the internet .safety first at all times . |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can people most of us have them who will discuss them
i could tell you a few real horror stories told to me in confidence but that would be a breach of trust putting them on a public forum .
but know this everything I've read so far in this post is kiddy play to what can and does go on out there .
like the saying goes you can never to to careful when meeting a relative stranger off of the internet .safety first at all times . "
Kiddy play....charming. |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
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"Can people most of us have them who will discuss them
i could tell you a few real horror stories told to me in confidence but that would be a breach of trust putting them on a public forum .
but know this everything I've read so far in this post is kiddy play to what can and does go on out there .
like the saying goes you can never to to careful when meeting a relative stranger off of the internet .safety first at all times .
Kiddy play....charming. "
harlot the man was a dick but only your pride was dented nothing more and as i have said to you before your a hottie in my book every day of the week  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can people most of us have them who will discuss them
i could tell you a few real horror stories told to me in confidence but that would be a breach of trust putting them on a public forum .
but know this everything I've read so far in this post is kiddy play to what can and does go on out there .
like the saying goes you can never to to careful when meeting a relative stranger off of the internet .safety first at all times .
Kiddy play....charming.
harlot the man was a dick but only your pride was dented nothing more and as i have said to you before your a hottie in my book every day of the week "
Patronising reply.
I'm not fishing for compliments.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ww met a guy from fab that must have has the smallest cock of about 2 inches erect. The wife couldn't feel him fucking her. Needless to say we didn't meet him again. "
That's nice for all men with small cocks to read. I have been fucked by a 2inch cock and I could feel it. X |
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"Seconds after coming from being given a bj when still on her knees she held my cock in her hand n spoke to it as if she was speaking into a microphone....."you're mine now!"
Eek!
What's wrong with that?
Absolutely nothing except all the stalkerish, possesive n borderline bunny boiler behavior was all one sided.......I was very disappointed when she took out a restraining order against me! "
run for the hills  |
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By *lackXealMan
over a year ago
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"Seconds after coming from being given a bj when still on her knees she held my cock in her hand n spoke to it as if she was speaking into a microphone....."you're mine now!"
Eek! "
She might be a demon  |
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There was a story told on here years ago by a couple.
They invited two single guys round, one of the guys lacking in courage hit the bottle...
He ended up passed out naked on their brand new white sofa.
The couple and the other guy had some fun, returning to find the d*unk guy had shat all over the new sofa... |
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"I met a man from another site and while we were having sex, he actually said "you should lose weight".
This from a man with man boobs.
Nice man.
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Whoa! Oh for the presence of mind to throw him off and say "well that's 15 stone of unsightly fat gone". |
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"There was a story told on here years ago by a couple.
They invited two single guys round, one of the guys lacking in courage hit the bottle...
He ended up passed out naked on their brand new white sofa.
The couple and the other guy had some fun, returning to find the d*unk guy had shat all over the new sofa..."
A guy on here about a month ago had a woman stay over. After she'd gone the next morning he found one of them had taken a dump by the bed.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Seconds after coming from being given a bj when still on her knees she held my cock in her hand n spoke to it as if she was speaking into a microphone....."you're mine now!"
Eek! "
what did you do?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was a story told on here years ago by a couple.
They invited two single guys round, one of the guys lacking in courage hit the bottle...
He ended up passed out naked on their brand new white sofa.
The couple and the other guy had some fun, returning to find the d*unk guy had shat all over the new sofa..."
Wishy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Seconds after coming from being given a bj when still on her knees she held my cock in her hand n spoke to it as if she was speaking into a microphone....."you're mine now!"
Eek!
What's wrong with that? "
think of chucky films it's a horror thing |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Seconds after coming from being given a bj when still on her knees she held my cock in her hand n spoke to it as if she was speaking into a microphone....."you're mine now!"
Eek!
what did you do? "
Well I let her finish her mic test........then proceeded to use her ass cheeks as bongos n laid down a wicked beat.  |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"Can people most of us have them who will discuss them
i could tell you a few real horror stories told to me in confidence but that would be a breach of trust putting them on a public forum .
but know this everything I've read so far in this post is kiddy play to what can and does go on out there .
like the saying goes you can never to to careful when meeting a relative stranger off of the internet .safety first at all times .
Kiddy play....charming.
harlot the man was a dick but only your pride was dented nothing more and as i have said to you before your a hottie in my book every day of the week
Patronising reply.
I'm not fishing for compliments.
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patronising where the hell do you get that from just a statement of fact Jesus pay a woman a honest compliment accompanied with a honest answer about what happened to her and watch it get twisted thats the internet for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This whole thread . I'd hard to think how bad it can be. Socials first guys, isn't that the answer.
I was offered 'come round no questions asked. '
I'm glad I asked a few questions. I never went round. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Horror stories?
I was once left a broken man; drained and destroyed and left a mere shell of my former self.
Beware fellas, some of these ladies are demanding beasts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was a story told on here years ago by a couple.
They invited two single guys round, one of the guys lacking in courage hit the bottle...
He ended up passed out naked on their brand new white sofa.
The couple and the other guy had some fun, returning to find the d*unk guy had shat all over the new sofa...
Wishy. "
Every time I see this topic I think of Wishy |
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"Horror stories?
I was once left a broken man; drained and destroyed and left a mere shell of my former self.
Beware fellas, some of these ladies are demanding beasts "
If only what a way to go though lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thankfully I insist on a social meet before deciding if I want to play at a later date.....
Met at a coffee house & the guy was a full foot shorter than claimed & his pictures were at least 15 yrs old (apparently they were the only ones he liked) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We once had a meet years ago when the guy tried fist fuck my wife. Left her very bruised needless to say we didn't meet them again "
Ouch. Not sure how we'd react in that situation.
In our early days of swinging when we were young and naive, we played with a couple where the other guy had particularly long finger nails. Ended up accidentally cutting my wife on the inside of her vagina. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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In my single days, I'd been chatting with a couple from another site and exchanged phone calls, photos and had a social meet first and it was all good and the attraction was there so we arranged a meet
On the night, after fumbling about together the male started to cry saying the whole sexual experience was beautiful . If that wasn't weird enough his girl continued to say that this was his normality and he cried after every sexual experience ( including his secret wanks in the shower )
We lost contact for some reason  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not really a meet but our male half passed out in chams round room on a Friday night , split his head on the fireplace and we left in an ambulance for the local hospital |
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had the pleasure of meeting a couple where it was clear to see that she wasn't interested in the slightest about swinging but was purely doing it for her hubby.
She was absolutely petrified of him, i did the 'left the condoms in car' excuse and ran for the hills, did get some good abuse from him later |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I met a man from another site and while we were having sex, he actually said "you should lose weight".
This from a man with man boobs.
Nice man.
Whoa! Oh for the presence of mind to throw him off and say "well that's 15 stone of unsightly fat gone"."
I had a man,who was a few stones overweight with a big belly,tell me I would gain 2 inches of cock if I lost a couple of stone. I still haven't found my cock |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I met a man from another site and while we were having sex, he actually said "you should lose weight".
This from a man with man boobs.
Nice man.
Whoa! Oh for the presence of mind to throw him off and say "well that's 15 stone of unsightly fat gone".
I had a man,who was a few stones overweight with a big belly,tell me I would gain 2 inches of cock if I lost a couple of stone. I still haven't found my cock "
Why would you want a 2 inch cock? I'd rather have chips. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I met a man from another site and while we were having sex, he actually said "you should lose weight".
This from a man with man boobs.
Nice man.
Whoa! Oh for the presence of mind to throw him off and say "well that's 15 stone of unsightly fat gone".
I had a man,who was a few stones overweight with a big belly,tell me I would gain 2 inches of cock if I lost a couple of stone. I still haven't found my cock
Why would you want a 2 inch cock? I'd rather have chips."
I was thinking he rubbed my clit and thought it could do with another two inches |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ww met a guy from fab that must have has the smallest cock of about 2 inches erect. The wife couldn't feel him fucking her. Needless to say we didn't meet him again.
Yea but it was the best 30 seconds of my life lol"
quality!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Seconds after coming from being given a bj when still on her knees she held my cock in her hand n spoke to it as if she was speaking into a microphone....."you're mine now!"
Eek!
what did you do?
Well I let her finish her mic test........then proceeded to use her ass cheeks as bongos n laid down a wicked beat. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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Had my first BBC on my old pro n he was really good gave me my first orgasm from oral. As soon as I finished suckin him n he came in my mouth for some totally utterly stupid reason I said "please Sir can I have some more". Not seen him since think he blocked....  xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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These are nothing compared to mine ...
Pulled a 21 year old who rocked up at the bar I was doing the door at..took her back to her swanky flat in Chester paid for by her rich daddy..started fucking her until she stopped and exclaimed she was gonna hurl...off she went while I got dressed and fucked off as soon as she returned expecting more daddy dick....no chance
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I've had at least two who have cried when I've made my excuses - one was in a pub car park that was rather too busy. I also had someone with a very long knife and had to get the police involved.
Someone who shot his load, from just seeing the top of my mini skirt - though a lot of us have 2 shake 'wonders'.
A guy who decided he was going to be 'dom' but was so funny I couldn't stop laughing and he got abusive and was made to leave.
And someone's cock had shrunk, because he'd spent too long in the bath and the weather was cold - castration would have been fitting for his lies.
And I think someone's great, great grandfather turned up, or was exhumed instead of the athletic young guy who should have turned up for the social.
A lunchtime social coffee meet also involved a guy who came expecting to spend the rest of the day out together and go straight to a club that night - this despite me clearly stating it was to be a brief coffee. He was upset.
This might indicate why I am now very skilled at getting meets right - generally very accurate at ing out the chaff. |
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I recently had a truly incredible meet, with the most bizarre ending.
I've been chatting to someone I "met" through the forums, we just seemed to click, we both have the same sense of fun and humour.
After chatting for a few days it seemed like we'd know each other for ever and agreed to meet up for dinner.
We also agreed to book a hotel "just in case" we felt the same connection face to face, but no obligation or expectation.
I arrived first, ever the gentleman and was a bit apprehensive in case she didn't turn up.
I needn't have worried and when she walked in looked even better than in her photos. Virtually every bloke in the room watched as she walked over to our table.
Throughout the meal the sexual tension and anticipation was palpable. I'm not sure how we made it to coffee.
After I'd paid the bill we just stared at each other for what seemed like ages. She smiled and just said "room?".
We almost ran to the lift, virtually devoured each other once the doors slid closed and were almost naked by the time we arrived in the room.
The night was breathtaking, a mixture of passion, urgency and intense, tender, desire.
We fell asleep in each others arms and when I woke in the morning she was gone, just a note on the pillow beside me.
I had a lazy shower and went to get dressed, my clothes were everywhere but I couldn't find one of my shoes.
I tore the room apart looking for it, even behind the light fitting.
The only place it could have ended up was in her bag, so I called her phone but no answer. I tried email and didn't get a reply there either.
As a last resort I logged in to Fab to look at her profile to see if there was any other way of contacting her.
At this point, naive that I am, I realised that I'd never really looked at her profile fully.
I noticed her verifications and to my horror saw this.....
PsychoBitch (27), Woman on 1 July 2014 by Meeting in person: Give me my shoe back you thieving cow!!!
Does anyone think I'll ever get my shoe back or do you think I've lost it for ever?
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By (user no longer on site)
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Many years ago, as part of a couple,I met with another couple in Leicester. )We'd been chatting etc for months and we'd had dinner previously etc etc) - anyway, on the night, we were shocked to find that suddenly the female wanted desperate room fun with me, as we'd actually never discussed separate rooms. After a brief conflab my lady and we decided to go ahead.
I found myself having a wonderful time having mad passionate sex with the lady, and in the post orgasmic chill, she informed me that she was under strict instructions not to bareback, and she begged me not to tell her husband, because for some reason they couldn't conceive, and she desperately wanted a baby!!
Needless to say, I was totally mind fucked.
We left. Sharpish.
Unfucking believable.
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