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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Pastafarianism teaches that Pirates are holy warriors who helped prevent global warming. When they were bountiful, there was not much global warming, but now there are not many, global warming is at a high. So in our efforts to combat global warming, the flying sphagetti monster suggests we all dress as pirates.
Does this make national talk like a pirate day a religious holiday?
(FYI Pastafarianism is satire religion that was invented to combat the idea of intelligent design. I am not pastafarianism, but find their "teachings" hilarious) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are you getting people ready for 19th September? I can't see Pirates and pasta going together.
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Thats the joke. A dude wrote to the canadian educational board after saying that intelligent design has to be taught along side evolution, saying that he believes that a giant flying sphagetti monster created the universe and uses it's noodely tenticles to keep every planet in place, so his faith should be taught too. He made it all up, but the letter went viral and the entire fake religion turned almost real. The main teaching is "don't let anyone tell you what to do or believe". Basically, pastafarians dislike institutionalised religions, so made this to make fun of them |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What if you're on the Atkins diet? "
don't have to eat pasta  just need to talk in a lot of pasta puns and wear a colander on your head in your passport and driving license photos. You can see how much they love taking the mick out of religion |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What if you're on the Atkins diet?
don't have to eat pasta just need to talk in a lot of pasta puns and wear a colander on your head in your passport and driving license photos. You can see how much they love taking the mick out of religion"
No pasta for communion? Just the beer? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What if you're on the Atkins diet?
don't have to eat pasta just need to talk in a lot of pasta puns and wear a colander on your head in your passport and driving license photos. You can see how much they love taking the mick out of religion
No pasta for communion? Just the beer?"
They do say to drink bontiful amount of beer, as it is the holy liquid of life |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"What if you're on the Atkins diet?
don't have to eat pasta just need to talk in a lot of pasta puns and wear a colander on your head in your passport and driving license photos. You can see how much they love taking the mick out of religion
No pasta for communion? Just the beer?
They do say to drink bontiful amount of beer, as it is the holy liquid of life"
Surely it should be rum if the Pirates are holding everything together?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What if you're on the Atkins diet?
don't have to eat pasta just need to talk in a lot of pasta puns and wear a colander on your head in your passport and driving license photos. You can see how much they love taking the mick out of religion
No pasta for communion? Just the beer?
They do say to drink bontiful amount of beer, as it is the holy liquid of life
Surely it should be rum if the Pirates are holding everything together?
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They just make it up as they go along and say they don't have to explain it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What if you're on the Atkins diet?
don't have to eat pasta just need to talk in a lot of pasta puns and wear a colander on your head in your passport and driving license photos. You can see how much they love taking the mick out of religion
No pasta for communion? Just the beer?
They do say to drink bontiful amount of beer, as it is the holy liquid of life
Surely it should be rum if the Pirates are holding everything together?
They just make it up as they go along and say they don't have to explain it"
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So does everybody else!!.
The flying spaghetti monster has as much truth as any other religion or Khama or whatever else you want to call your particular bunch of bollocks you cling to...
Just try to remember while laughing at them your own particular lot of bollocks you"belive" before getting all uperty as that's the whole point of it!.
What makes me laugh a bit is when you slag a particular religion off you'll get the usual.... You can't say that suspects but slag off something like Mormonism or Scientology and we all get the joke? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What if you're on the Atkins diet?
don't have to eat pasta just need to talk in a lot of pasta puns and wear a colander on your head in your passport and driving license photos. You can see how much they love taking the mick out of religion
No pasta for communion? Just the beer?
They do say to drink bontiful amount of beer, as it is the holy liquid of life
Surely it should be rum if the Pirates are holding everything together?
They just make it up as they go along and say they don't have to explain it"
Isn't belief the basis of faith and faith requires no explanation.. that seems to be the main argument of most mainstream religions... at least to my uneducated eyes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's as valid as any other myth,ehmm I mean religion....
May the sauce be with you!
* His Noodly Appendage
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Pasta be the best religion out there!......Blessed be,in the name of the father,the spirit...n the holy ravioli Yeaaarrrrrgh!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I almost became a pastafarian, but then I discovered the united church of bacon.
No contest, in bacon we trust "
This is true,bacon is just so damn tasty!
I want to convert to baconism really badly,but I don't want to give up the piracy aspect of pastafarianism!
Fuck it,I'm gonna start my own religion combining the best of each.......Pastabaconism!
All hail the holy flying pig,n his spaghetti wig!
Yeaaarrrrrgh Oink!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes, it does 
Although it would be a minor holiday...like St. Patrick's day, not Easter.
St Patricks day, best day of the year. 
Ooo, you've gone all martial on us.
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I was getting fat on ice cream. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What if you're on the Atkins diet?
don't have to eat pasta just need to talk in a lot of pasta puns and wear a colander on your head in your passport and driving license photos. You can see how much they love taking the mick out of religion
No pasta for communion? Just the beer?
They do say to drink bontiful amount of beer, as it is the holy liquid of life
Surely it should be rum if the Pirates are holding everything together?
They just make it up as they go along and say they don't have to explain it.
So does everybody else!!.
The flying spaghetti monster has as much truth as any other religion or Khama or whatever else you want to call your particular bunch of bollocks you cling to...
Just try to remember while laughing at them your own particular lot of bollocks you"belive" before getting all uperty as that's the whole point of it!.
What makes me laugh a bit is when you slag a particular religion off you'll get the usual.... You can't say that suspects but slag off something like Mormonism or Scientology and we all get the joke?"
I'm not slagging it off though. That's the point of pastafarianism. Its not real. They made it up to make a point. Its a passive movement against religion, not a for |
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