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Man Rant: Ladies Don't Read The Sequel
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Over the weekend I cracked and ordered 5 litres of hydrochloric acid to decale toilets. The human sinus was giving me serious ear ache, to be fair the rooms did look like pictures from the Anarchist Almanac.
Anyway the acid arrived today and dressed like Dr Nefario I glee fully filled each pan with the oily liquid, thatll clear them I may have laughed.....now it's obvious after the event but wasn't quite expecting the reaction to be quite so violent, vigorous, exothermic and gaseous!!!
But, with Beethoven's Ode To Joy ringing in my ears, toilets completely cleared, oh yes....diy god!!! sure the six acid burns on left hand will heal and the burning sensation in throat will subside.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The "human sinus"?  Did I miss something?
https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/540100"
Hmm. I can't totally make my mind up but I feel like it could be an incredibly horrible way to describe your partner... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You should have got your nearest and dearest to clear her sinus simultaneously.
Btw doesn't acid dissolve human bodies too! 
Not gallstones. That's how Haigh got caught."
I did not know this! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You should have got your nearest and dearest to clear her sinus simultaneously.
Btw doesn't acid dissolve human bodies too!
Not gallstones. That's how Haigh got caught.
I did not know this! "
Just pick your victims carefully put it on the questionaire  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You should have got your nearest and dearest to clear her sinus simultaneously.
Btw doesn't acid dissolve human bodies too! "
I think I've just fallen in love with you, would you like to be my Ethel Neave?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You should have got your nearest and dearest to clear her sinus simultaneously.
Btw doesn't acid dissolve human bodies too!
Not gallstones. That's how Haigh got caught."
I thought it was her dentures but I could be wrong |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You should have got your nearest and dearest to clear her sinus simultaneously.
Btw doesn't acid dissolve human bodies too!
Not gallstones. That's how Haigh got caught.
I thought it was her dentures but I could be wrong"
Seems we were both correct |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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"You should have got your nearest and dearest to clear her sinus simultaneously.
Btw doesn't acid dissolve human bodies too!
Not gallstones. That's how Haigh got caught.
I thought it was her dentures but I could be wrong
Seems we were both correct "
Yay! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What ever you do!!!!!!DON'T PUT BLEACH IN THE PAN IF THERES STILL ACID IN THERE!!!! You will cause a chemical reaction that makes mustard gas, this happend on a building site I worked on |
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