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Talents, what are yours?
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So, a lot of single guys write their profiles like they are the talented sexual Adonises of this world!
What do y'all think your talents are?
A is a talented chef, or so He likes to think!
L has her talent for makeup and everything financial! 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can sing and am very flexible.
I also juggle my own business, 4 children and my kinky lifestyle....I think I'm pretty talented  "
Let me become part of your lifestyle  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a decent poet"
I get nice comments about mine too... not sure whether my self esteem is up to taking that as a genuine compliment or people just being nice, either way.
I like to cook (doesn't mean I am good at it)
And I make me people I know laugh, unintentionally..
I am not sure any of those count...
I like words.... it's probably obvious  |
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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago
Gosport |
Does breathing count?
This is a hard one for me as I am much more of a generalist rather than a specialist. I am adept at things like cooking, brewing and cultivation but not outstanding. Even in my career although I am a trained chemist in reality I am a general scientist who does some chemistry. |
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"Does breathing count?
This is a hard one for me as I am much more of a generalist rather than a specialist. I am adept at things like cooking, brewing and cultivation but not outstanding. Even in my career although I am a trained chemist in reality I am a general scientist who does some chemistry. "
Hiesenburg... is that you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Attracting the wrong sort of bloke, apparently... what or whom is the wrong sort?"
Oh I don't know. Emotionally thick? But I'm the common denominator, so the problem is probably me.
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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago
Gosport |
"Does breathing count?
This is a hard one for me as I am much more of a generalist rather than a specialist. I am adept at things like cooking, brewing and cultivation but not outstanding. Even in my career although I am a trained chemist in reality I am a general scientist who does some chemistry.
Hiesenburg... is that you?"
I'm uncertain. |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"Does breathing count?
This is a hard one for me as I am much more of a generalist rather than a specialist. I am adept at things like cooking, brewing and cultivation but not outstanding. Even in my career although I am a trained chemist in reality I am a general scientist who does some chemistry.
Hiesenburg... is that you?
I'm uncertain. "
Good on you. Sticking to your principle and all that. |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
I'm in the top 5000 world of tanks players in the world that makes me a super unicorn player .
what that has to do with sex i have no idea past showing i have patients tactical awareness nimble fingers and a desire to be the best i can be.  |
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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago
Gosport |
I do wander if Hiesenburg went around starting that at least he didn't harm cats. Anyway so I have been given half an excuse it's time for a somewhat dodgy physics joke (well aren't they all):
Heisenberg and Schrödinger get pulled over for speeding.
The cop asks Heisenberg "Do you know how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg replies, "No, but we know exactly where we are!"
The officer looks at him confused and says "you were going 108 miles per hour!"
Heisenberg throws his arms up and cries, "Great! Now we're lost!"
The officer looks over the car and asks Schrödinger if the two men have anything in the trunk.
"A cat," Schrödinger replies.
The cop opens the trunk and yells "Hey! This cat is dead."
Schrödinger angrily replies, "Well he is now." |
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"I do wander if Hiesenburg went around starting that at least he didn't harm cats. Anyway so I have been given half an excuse it's time for a somewhat dodgy physics joke (well aren't they all):
Heisenberg and Schrödinger get pulled over for speeding.
The cop asks Heisenberg "Do you know how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg replies, "No, but we know exactly where we are!"
The officer looks at him confused and says "you were going 108 miles per hour!"
Heisenberg throws his arms up and cries, "Great! Now we're lost!"
The officer looks over the car and asks Schrödinger if the two men have anything in the trunk.
"A cat," Schrödinger replies.
The cop opens the trunk and yells "Hey! This cat is dead."
Schrödinger angrily replies, "Well he is now.""
Not that Hindenburg! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I honestly don't think I have any talent anymore, my one and only talent was rugby league, and like to think I was pretty decent at it, but now I old i don't have that, and can't do anything, can't cook draw i have no musical talents, i can pick my nose with my tongue and can clap with 1 hand if you class them has talents? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I asked Marc what my talent was and he said I'm good at arguing. 
When I made a face, he said I was also a decent dancer.  "
Courtney, not linked to thread, but your new profile photo is exceptional x |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
Research, techie stuff, science-y stuff, academic writing (e.g literature reviews and reports), pattern recognition, data analysis, good attention to detail, logic problems, very tenacious and determined.
I'm also a decent writer and a half decent beader.
I'm confident in my abilities. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Attracting the wrong sort of bloke, apparently... what or whom is the wrong sort?
Oh I don't know. Emotionally thick? But I'm the common denominator, so the problem is probably me.
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Maybe so perhaps you need the attention of women? |
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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago
Gosport |
"I do wander if Hiesenburg went around starting that at least he didn't harm cats. Anyway so I have been given half an excuse it's time for a somewhat dodgy physics joke (well aren't they all):
Heisenberg and Schrödinger get pulled over for speeding.
The cop asks Heisenberg "Do you know how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg replies, "No, but we know exactly where we are!"
The officer looks at him confused and says "you were going 108 miles per hour!"
Heisenberg throws his arms up and cries, "Great! Now we're lost!"
The officer looks over the car and asks Schrödinger if the two men have anything in the trunk.
"A cat," Schrödinger replies.
The cop opens the trunk and yells "Hey! This cat is dead."
Schrödinger angrily replies, "Well he is now." Not that Hindenburg! "
If you mean in relation to the airship then it was named after one of the German presidents. It could also be reasonably argued that the American government had quiet a large hand in the eventual disaster as the Hindenburg class ships were originally intended to be filled with inert helium but the US blocked export of this to Germany causing the switch to hydrogen. |
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"I do wander if Hiesenburg went around starting that at least he didn't harm cats. Anyway so I have been given half an excuse it's time for a somewhat dodgy physics joke (well aren't they all):
Heisenberg and Schrödinger get pulled over for speeding.
The cop asks Heisenberg "Do you know how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg replies, "No, but we know exactly where we are!"
The officer looks at him confused and says "you were going 108 miles per hour!"
Heisenberg throws his arms up and cries, "Great! Now we're lost!"
The officer looks over the car and asks Schrödinger if the two men have anything in the trunk.
"A cat," Schrödinger replies.
The cop opens the trunk and yells "Hey! This cat is dead."
Schrödinger angrily replies, "Well he is now." Not that Hindenburg!
If you mean in relation to the airship then it was named after one of the German presidents. It could also be reasonably argued that the American government had quiet a large hand in the eventual disaster as the Hindenburg class ships were originally intended to be filled with inert helium but the US blocked export of this to Germany causing the switch to hydrogen. "
Hiesenburg, the fictional chemist. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Main untrained talent is cooking, was once offered an option to open a small restaurant.
But cursed with natural built-in BS detector that never turns off and controls texting finger  |
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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago
Gosport |
Ahhhh had to look up that one as I may be one of few people who haven't seen Breaking Bad.
No if I were to go down that route I would definitely try and use Elmo McElroy as my role model. Although I doubt I could ever come across as charismatical as Samuel L. Jackson. In reality I'm more Iki (Rhyl Ifans). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Spreadsheets. Makeup. Consuming enormous amounts of food. Reading fast. Remembering people's names, but definitely not their faces.
Can we team up? I remember faces not names "
We'd be a power combo! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm really good at drinking wine
Eating
Blow jobs
Ignoring text messages
Singing and THINKING I'm amazing
Floating ( swimming is just so over rated! )
Marathon box set watching
Ordering ( cooking is over rated too )
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I am a self taught wire sculptor..
I can take a couple of spools of florists and beading wire and turn them into a 3D work of art.. "
I'm envious. I have no talent with wire at all, despite an effort to learn. |
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"Research, techie stuff, science-y stuff, academic writing (e.g literature reviews and reports), pattern recognition, data analysis, good attention to detail, logic problems, very tenacious and determined.
I'm also a decent writer and a half decent beader.
I'm confident in my abilities."
My kind of woman - wonderful |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
H says I'm good with my hands & somehow causing MO's, I'd say I'm also very good at emptying rum bottles very fast if the mood takes me
Oh, I'm also good at bringing up kids right & running my own business
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Research, techie stuff, science-y stuff, academic writing (e.g literature reviews and reports), pattern recognition, data analysis, good attention to detail, logic problems, very tenacious and determined.
I'm also a decent writer and a half decent beader.
I'm confident in my abilities.
My kind of woman - wonderful "
Thank you x
If only I was so confident in how I look! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I cant think of any talents as such but I'm pretty good at getting along / getting the best out people especially work wise. I'm good at consuming wine without falling down & I am a half decent singer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am a self taught wire sculptor..
I can take a couple of spools of florists and beading wire and turn them into a 3D work of art..
I'm envious. I have no talent with wire at all, despite an effort to learn."
As I said I am self taught ..
An artist friend of mine told me that as someone who was untrained, she doubted I would be able make anything that looked remotely recognisable in 3D... I just set out to prove her wrong |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Traditional cut and pitch roofs with dormer window, fit kitchens, bathrooms etc etc and make doors, frames and hang said doors even though im only 5ft2 in my steel toe caps lol!
I'm a qualified carpenter so that will explain it to those who may wonder lol. |
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