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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm pregnant. About four hours gone now. I shall look forward to the next eight months three weeks 6 days and 20 hours with a sense of "a moment on the hips a lifetime on the bank account".

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you pleased

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are you pleased

ask me in two weeks

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

Is it a boy or a girl?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is it a boy or a girl?

Well it was mainly a pink experience so a girl I guess.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

did you take it missonry or from behind

so we can see if a boy or girl

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

Congratulations!!!

Did you conceive on the site out of interest?

Could be a FAB first!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"did you take it missonry or from behind

so we can see if a boy or girl "

Interesting how does position affect outcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Congratulations!!!

Did you conceive on the site out of interest?

Could be a FAB first!"

Are you asking if I was thinking about you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"did you take it missonry or from behind

so we can see if a boy or girl

Interesting how does position affect outcome

i read it somewhere

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By *ruitWoman over a year ago

near kings lynn

Well I hope congrats are acceptable xx

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"Congratulations!!!

Did you conceive on the site out of interest?

Could be a FAB first!

Are you asking if I was thinking about you?"

I would never be so narcissistic or egocentric.

Oh OK was it me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well I hope congrats are acceptable xx"

I'd prefer mothercare vouchers at this stage

No scratch that Debenhams ones - less restricting lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Congratulations!!!

Did you conceive on the site out of interest?

Could be a FAB first!

Are you asking if I was thinking about you?

I would never be so narcissistic or egocentric.

Oh OK was it me?"

Only when I was crying out oh god oh god....

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"Oh OK was it me?

Only when I was crying out oh god oh god...."

I want a paternity test, no hard feelings like

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If they its yours then I will go on Jezza Kyle and demand a test to prove they're mine. I wont fight for custody

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ohhhhhhhhh wow....

A new mummy to be on the forums. Congrats jerchy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ohhhhhhhhh wow....

A new mummy to be on the forums. Congrats jerchy

I'm thinking Timewaster Honeymelon for a boy and Cuckolding Ribena for a girl.......

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By *abioMan over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"did you take it missonry or from behind

I'm thinking more "turkey baster" myself...

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

As long as I get to be your birth partner

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"did you take it missonry or from behind

I'm thinking more "turkey baster" myself...

Thats because you can't bear the thought of anything else violating my virginal body until you get your hands on it..... but I understand I understand....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"As long as I get to be your birth partner

Yeah you can eat my placenta!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

you want a water birth?

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"As long as I get to be your birth partner

Yeah you can eat my placenta!!!!!!!"

fried with garlic and chilli

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"As long as I get to be your birth partner

Yeah you can eat my placenta!!!!!!!

fried with garlic and chilli"

and a nice little chianti

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"you want a water birth?

What an excellent idea - now then... Indian Ocean or the Med you reckon? Whats the warmest in January?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Congratulations!!!

Did you conceive on the site out of interest?

Could be a FAB first!

Are you asking if I was thinking about you?

I would never be so narcissistic or egocentric.

Oh OK was it me?"

If thinking about you gets a girl pregnant Mr Monkey, I am with child.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You must be 6 hours gone now, is it travelling up the fallopian tube yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You know what the rush hour's like its probably at a standstill on the Northern Line.... I'll jiggle about a bit...

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"As long as I get to be your birth partner

Yeah you can eat my placenta!!!!!!!

fried with garlic and chilli

and a nice little chianti

No a nice heavy Rioja please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"As long as I get to be your birth partner

Yeah you can eat my placenta!!!!!!!

fried with garlic and chilli

and a nice little chianti

No a nice heavy Rioja please"

Shall I just share the gas and air?

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

Lidl vouchers in the post.......

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By *nvictusMan over a year ago

Beeston

"Is it a boy or a girl?

Well it was mainly a pink experience so a girl I guess."

Is Buzz a girls name?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is it a boy or a girl?

Well it was mainly a pink experience so a girl I guess.

Is Buzz a girls name? "

The names have been picked...

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By *nvictusMan over a year ago

Beeston

"Is it a boy or a girl?

Well it was mainly a pink experience so a girl I guess.

Is Buzz a girls name?

The names have been picked..."

Twins? Crickey, you're going to have your hands full.

...I'm a bit worried now, can you still get pregnant in the shower?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is it a boy or a girl?

Well it was mainly a pink experience so a girl I guess.

Is Buzz a girls name?

The names have been picked...

Twins? Crickey, you're going to have your hands full.

...I'm a bit worried now, can you still get pregnant in the shower?

Not twins daftie. Timewaster Honeymelon if its a boy. Cuckolding Ribena for a girl.

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By *nvictusMan over a year ago

Beeston

"Is it a boy or a girl?

Well it was mainly a pink experience so a girl I guess.

Is Buzz a girls name?

The names have been picked...

Twins? Crickey, you're going to have your hands full.

...I'm a bit worried now, can you still get pregnant in the shower?

Not twins daftie. Timewaster Honeymelon if its a boy. Cuckolding Ribena for a girl. "

Is Mick Jagger the father by any chance

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is it a boy or a girl?

Well it was mainly a pink experience so a girl I guess.

Is Buzz a girls name?

The names have been picked...

Twins? Crickey, you're going to have your hands full.

...I'm a bit worried now, can you still get pregnant in the shower?

Not twins daftie. Timewaster Honeymelon if its a boy. Cuckolding Ribena for a girl.

Is Mick Jagger the father by any chance

Anyone can throw in a paternity hat...

Ultimately its up to Jezza to decide

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

is it the Pearly King of Hillingdon?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"is it the Pearly King of Hillingdon?"

You evil evil evil evil monster!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I've had another congratulations I think I better state I'm not pregnant. It was a bit of a josh on announcements..... I'm still accepting gift vouchers though....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've had another congratulations I think I better state I'm not pregnant. It was a bit of a josh on announcements..... I'm still accepting gift vouchers though...."

OIOI i want my pram back i sent ya

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've had another congratulations I think I better state I'm not pregnant. It was a bit of a josh on announcements..... I'm still accepting gift vouchers though....

OIOI i want my pram back i sent ya

Howwah man - we keep the coal in that!!!

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By *riendly foeWoman over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've had another congratulations I think I better state I'm not pregnant. It was a bit of a josh on announcements..... I'm still accepting gift vouchers though....

OIOI i want my pram back i sent ya

Howwah man - we keep the coal in that!!!"

cheeky fookers

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