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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What is the most random/weird request youve had off this site, be it in a message or during a meet?
Also...do the women of Fab actually send dirty pants to the guys out there asking for them?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was once offered £500 for two hours of my company. The weirdest has to be the guy that wanted me to wank him into his adult sized nappy though.. And yea he did send pics |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was asked to be a pony slut...
No I dont want your penis as my tail while you ride me up the stairs thankyou  "
I'm sorry but I still find this really funny. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was asked to be a pony slut...
No I dont want your penis as my tail while you ride me up the stairs thankyou
I'm sorry but I still find this really funny. "
Glad it's not just me...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was asked to be a pony slut...
No I dont want your penis as my tail while you ride me up the stairs thankyou
I'm sorry but I still find this really funny.
Glad it's not just me... "
A pony slut?
What does this involve? |
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"I was asked to be a pony slut...
No I dont want your penis as my tail while you ride me up the stairs thankyou "
The theory sounds ok but the practical might be difficult. Still, it's a harmless enough fantasy. |
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Pony slut
He's going to come and thrust himself up my ass and ride me up the stairs pulling my hair whilst thrusting into me. If I scream he's going to go harder until I bleed.
Then he'll cum inside and rub in on my face
My reply "neigh pal that's not for me"
Still funny? I think I clenched my cheeks for a good hour.
I blame Merry for the status shuffle he sent me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was asked to be a pony slut...
No I dont want your penis as my tail while you ride me up the stairs thankyou
will you be mine 
Anything for you gorgeous  "
After reading your description of pony slut, I think I'll just stick to licking you all over |
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"I was asked to be a pony slut...
No I dont want your penis as my tail while you ride me up the stairs thankyou
will you be mine
Anything for you gorgeous
After reading your description of pony slut, I think I'll just stick to licking you all over "
Thought you might |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pony slut
He's going to come and thrust himself up my ass and ride me up the stairs pulling my hair whilst thrusting into me. If I scream he's going to go harder until I bleed.
Then he'll cum inside and rub in on my face
My reply "neigh pal that's not for me"
Still funny? I think I clenched my cheeks for a good hour.
I blame Merry for the status shuffle he sent me. "
...Yeah... It's still pretty funny. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pony slut
He's going to come and thrust himself up my ass and ride me up the stairs pulling my hair whilst thrusting into me. If I scream he's going to go harder until I bleed.
Then he'll cum inside and rub in on my face
My reply "neigh pal that's not for me"
Still funny? I think I clenched my cheeks for a good hour.
I blame Merry for the status shuffle he sent me. "
Just sounds like an outright assault of the anal passageway |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shave my beard off? "
Instant block. Ha
I've had quite insistent requests from men. When politely informed that I only like to be with women I've had "well just a blow job then?"
I wonder how often that's worked? "Ohhhh ok just a blow job then, you've twisted my arm!" Ha
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pony slut
He's going to come and thrust himself up my ass and ride me up the stairs pulling my hair whilst thrusting into me. If I scream he's going to go harder until I bleed.
Then he'll cum inside and rub in on my face
My reply "neigh pal that's not for me"
Still funny? I think I clenched my cheeks for a good hour.
I blame Merry for the status shuffle he sent me. "
And now you can never walk up the stairs the same again   |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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"Shave my beard off?
Instant block. Ha
I've had quite insistent requests from men. When politely informed that I only like to be with women I've had "well just a blow job then?"
I wonder how often that's worked? "Ohhhh ok just a blow job then, you've twisted my arm!" Ha
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'Well ok, put some lippy on though and make sure you shave"
S |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shave my beard off?
I'm genuinely distressed that someone thought that was an acceptable request. Sickening."
SomeONE, I've had it quite a few times, "you'd be quite handsome if you shaved your beard off" how the feck would you know? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Such a harsh bunch
Maybe one of you should be my pony slut?
stallion slut ... I like the sound of that haha
Splendid, I've got 3 lots of stairs though - I hope you can handle it"
Owch.... There be no galloping after 3 flights of stairs haha |
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"Such a harsh bunch
Maybe one of you should be my pony slut?
stallion slut ... I like the sound of that haha
Splendid, I've got 3 lots of stairs though - I hope you can handle it
Owch.... There be no galloping after 3 flights of stairs haha "
I'll kiss it better - don't be shy now. I'm thinking a gentle trot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Such a harsh bunch
Maybe one of you should be my pony slut?
stallion slut ... I like the sound of that haha
Splendid, I've got 3 lots of stairs though - I hope you can handle it
Owch.... There be no galloping after 3 flights of stairs haha
I'll kiss it better - don't be shy now. I'm thinking a gentle trot"
A gentle trot does sound better ... Am not been made to wear blinkers and force feed carrots tho am I ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Such a harsh bunch
Maybe one of you should be my pony slut?
Well, if you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony.
I'm looking for a partner "
Im gona guess they need to know how to ride??  |
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"Such a harsh bunch
Maybe one of you should be my pony slut?
stallion slut ... I like the sound of that haha
Splendid, I've got 3 lots of stairs though - I hope you can handle it
Owch.... There be no galloping after 3 flights of stairs haha
I'll kiss it better - don't be shy now. I'm thinking a gentle trot
A gentle trot does sound better ... Am not been made to wear blinkers and force feed carrots tho am I ? "
No carrots.... |
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"Such a harsh bunch
Maybe one of you should be my pony slut?
Well, if you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony.
I'm looking for a partner
Im gona guess they need to know how to ride?? "
Without falling off |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Such a harsh bunch
Maybe one of you should be my pony slut?
Well, if you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony.
I'm looking for a partner
Im gona guess they need to know how to ride??
Without falling off"
I think im compatible to be honest, can you sex me to my limits? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's one guy that has messaged a few times asking what I'd do if he was 3 inches tall....
Maybe he has a smurf fetish? "
I've had that one. What a flipping oddball. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pony slut!!!
That's just hilarious a Lil graphic but hilarious
I love that this is amusing for you all "
im sorry but its funny.... you didnt do it so u can laugh at it!! You didn't do it right?? |
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"Pony slut!!!
That's just hilarious a Lil graphic but hilarious
I love that this is amusing for you all
im sorry but its funny.... you didnt do it so u can laugh at it!! You didn't do it right?? "
Jesus no!! It is funny |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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"Pony slut!!!
That's just hilarious a Lil graphic but hilarious
I love that this is amusing for you all
im sorry but its funny.... you didnt do it so u can laugh at it!! You didn't do it right??
Jesus no!! It is funny "
If you'd had said earlier I could have brought some hay! Anyway what about a "proper" pony tail & bridle?
S&H
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"Pony slut!!!
That's just hilarious a Lil graphic but hilarious
I love that this is amusing for you all
im sorry but its funny.... you didnt do it so u can laugh at it!! You didn't do it right??
Jesus no!! It is funny
If you'd had said earlier I could have brought some hay! Anyway what about a "proper" pony tail & bridle?
S&H
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Some guy messaged me (think it was manchester along way from whwre i lived) he wanted me to travel up there and stay over so him and his three flat mates could use and abuse me until they had had their fill |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Some guy messaged me (think it was manchester along way from whwre i lived) he wanted me to travel up there and stay over so him and his three flat mates could use and abuse me until they had had their fill "
I can only imagine how fast your pants hit the floor at that request |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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"Pony slut!!!
That's just hilarious a Lil graphic but hilarious
I love that this is amusing for you all
im sorry but its funny.... you didnt do it so u can laugh at it!! You didn't do it right??
Jesus no!! It is funny
If you'd had said earlier I could have brought some hay! Anyway what about a "proper" pony tail & bridle?
S&H
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Well shout up as we are ordering some more toys Thursday
Hmmm, two ponies, what could be better, except maybe a couple more
S&H |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Strangest I've had was could I pretend to be his step sister.
Pony slut?? Lmao, sound awfully painful, ask him if you can go first wearing a strap on...ill lend you a whip and Spurs lol |
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Aww. Thank you. X
