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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Will be inserted in your anus !!!

(Its just a bitta craic !!! )

How fucked are you ?

2 bottles of _ed wine here !!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jo Malone body scrub!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A metre of fine brass chain...ouch!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jo Malone body scrub!

Easy peesy haha !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A metre of fine brass chain...ouch!"

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A 2lb bag of flour

My poor ring

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Beer!

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By *evaquitCouple over a year ago

Catthorpe

A glass of rosè for the good lady at the bar last night.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Petrol, and coffee

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Bus ticket

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

frogtape

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By *ellowbabesCouple over a year ago

newport/cwmbran

40 litres of diesel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A McMuffin and a latte

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"40 litres of diesel

Jaysus !!! Haha

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By *abes in the woodWoman over a year ago

wales

felts and book

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Two McDonald's coffees

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"A McMuffin and a latte

Sausage or bacon?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Snow crab muscles clams spam corn and pototoes in coaco sauce

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A pint of milk :-/

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

a cd.. even if i take it out the case it's going to be painful.. I'm so glad now i didn't go for the 12" vinyl version

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By *uddlybear2015Man over a year ago

BEDFORD

Oh Bugger! 2litres of milk and a Yoda air freshener for the car!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A can of vimto

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An 8 week diet book (least it's paperback)

Sarah

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By *uddlybear2015Man over a year ago

BEDFORD

"a cd.. even if i take it out the case it's going to be painful.. I'm so glad now i didn't go for the 12" vinyl version "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

2 litre bottle of .....

G x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sunday papers. I guess I could roll it up...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A potty..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

7 days of airport parking...

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By *U1966Man over a year ago

Devon

Jacket

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By *uddlybear2015Man over a year ago

BEDFORD

"7 days of airport parking...

And we know where they can stick that!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A waterproof jacket!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Size 8 sandals!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lol no chance a ford fiest eco drive not even Dynamo could manage that trick !

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Lol no chance a ford fiest eco drive not even Dynamo could manage that trick !"

Haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A new bicycle inner tube

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By *elshhornynhard27Man over a year ago

Colwyn Bay

A double Bacardi and , a jack Daniels and and two jaeger bombs

Hmmm if I could put just the liquid, that wouldn't be too bad, but if its glass as well, then that might be a bit tricky :p

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By *ust RachelTV/TS over a year ago

Horsham

I am sure some of it will pass through my anus, _ed bounty bar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Erm. A packet of bacon?

Luckily, I've already eaten most of it. I can probably manage to stuff the last rasher up there without too much bother...

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By *iss_tressWoman over a year ago

London

Nude comfy shoes!

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By *edMan over a year ago

cambridgeshire

"frogtape

At least it's not very tacky

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By *edMan over a year ago

cambridgeshire

A long length of carbon rod ..

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By *G LanaTV/TS over a year ago

Gosport

12l of petrol I think it would make me very

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By *andys manMan over a year ago

colchester

Costa Coffee, knew I shouldn't have orde_ed it with hot milk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Goats milk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

a reed diffuser!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Four pints of Heineken a pint of Guinness two G&T's and a Diet Coke. Three bags of cheese & onion and some salted nuts.

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By *ulfilthmentMan over a year ago

Just around the corner

A set of screw extractors.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

2 pints of larger and a packet of crisps

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman over a year ago
Forum Mod

My Own Little World

My kids new school uniform

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A jumbo sausage and chips

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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A new washing line and a broom...no thanks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A tank of petrol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chicken and sweetcorn sarnie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Petrol,the nozzle would make insertion easier.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tuna n mayo sarnie plus box of 6 lemon bakewell tarts and a Sprite.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A new pair of knickers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

somersault the DVD. don't think it will go up my anus easily.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A Pineapple

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some extra strong mints, slighty intrigued to what one of them up your bum would feel like

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A butt plug so that's a result.

Really it was 2 double cheeseburgers and large fries, but that sounds messy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

5 litres of hydrochloric acid, oh yes, the toilets are going to have it once it arrives!

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By *uxom _edCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Parking ticket.. I think I could manage that

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

A whole chicken

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By *edMan over a year ago

cambridgeshire

"Some extra strong mints, slighty intrigued to what one of them up your bum would feel like

Do let us know, won't you ?

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By *ulfilthmentMan over a year ago

Just around the corner

"Parking ticket.. I think I could manage that "

That sounds like one for the warden's a*se if you ask me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gold leaf paint

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By *edMan over a year ago

cambridgeshire

"Gold leaf paint "

The girl with the golden bum

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I put a fiver in the bucket after seeing a show in Edinburgh

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

My dinner from M&S - child free & eating what I want!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chocolate milk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Calipo ice cream

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A box of french fancies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shop from tesco for tonight's dinner

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By *onlyshowWoman over a year ago

your dreams

A yoga mat..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Avocado

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Max strength cold and flu tablets! lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

40L of unleaded

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

2 new bedside lamps... Ouch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

4 cans of dark thunder

A bag of New potatoes

A summer fruits air freshner

At least my farts with smell nice although they may be a little hypo.

xxx

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By *lla_maiWoman over a year ago

staffordshire

Ermm well today ive bought: 4 dresses a pair of heels and a daybed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"4 cans of dark thunder

A bag of New potatoes

A summer fruits air freshner

At least my farts with smell nice although they may be a little hypo.

xxx"

Just get the order they go in right

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By *aster C the kinksterMan over a year ago

Darlington

A coffee and a blueberry muffin

S..xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cheese string, toilet paper and a glass bottle of cola lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"4 cans of dark thunder

A bag of New potatoes

A summer fruits air freshner

At least my farts with smell nice although they may be a little hypo.

xxx

Just get the order they go in right

If I do it in that order I could fire the spuds out like a machine gun.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A can of pop from work lmaoo

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By *itzhallMan over a year ago

birchington

Size ten steel toe cap boots

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By *ithardscotMan over a year ago

Kelty

Sweeties!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ps4 controller

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Monocle magazine

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By *appysunflowerWoman over a year ago

Leeds

20kg Kettlebell... Eyes watering

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Washing up liquid

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"20kg Kettlebell... Eyes watering

That's like a holiday suitcase...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A shirt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A 2 man fishing bivvy lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A wand and an anal hook

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By *trawberry-popWoman over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

Orde_ed a pair of sensible shoes for work. Oh and a new (second hand) phone.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

14kg bag of Dog food

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By *edRapscallionMan over a year ago

London

I d*unk-orde_ed a dildo a couple of days ago. Should arrive tomorrow. Need to find my lube...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

6 pints of milk...

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By *dinMan over a year ago

Birmingham

boxer shorts

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By *anielpiercedMan over a year ago

by the seaside

A holiday to Ibiza for two weeks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Will be inserted in your anus !!!

(Its just a bitta craic !!! )

How fucked are you ?

2 bottles of _ed wine here !!!"

My Fortnightly Food Shop

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By *isalovezTV/TS over a year ago

Paris

Rolex watch for a friends 30th birthday.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Rolex watch for a friends 30th birthday.

Can I be your friend?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Rolex watch for a friends 30th birthday.

And there is me with my poundland watch

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"A wand and an anal hook

Be there now

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By *umpleteazerWoman over a year ago

Flintshire

30 meters of decking!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ben and Jerrys plish food .

I could end up with frost bite

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By *eliciousladyWoman over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

1/2 dozen farm eggs..ooo dear!

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By *isalovezTV/TS over a year ago

Paris

"Rolex watch for a friends 30th birthday.

And there is me with my poundland watch

Tbh i went half's with another mate but he be blingin it on Insta now doubt.

Keep em peeled. x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A saw blade for work

arrrrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhh

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By *edRapscallionMan over a year ago

London

"Rolex watch for a friends 30th birthday.

And there is me with my poundland watch

Tbh i went half's with another mate but he be blingin it on Insta now doubt.

Keep em peeled. x"

I always peel my potatoes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"frogtape

At least it's not very tacky

it was indeed the lo tac tape

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By *andys manMan over a year ago

colchester

"Parking ticket.. I think I could manage that "

Isn't that where they go anyway?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tonic water to drink outside pub in hazy sunshine after work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A cheese and onion sarnie, box of lager and bread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

New lingerie on the Internet

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

A new bumper grill and number plate and for my own car for a change. My next door neighbour reversed into it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

green beans

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"New lingerie on the Internet

Wear it for us

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