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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My hotel for the night had perfume on our pillows instead of mints or chocolate. Wtf? Do I need to shower twice or something? 
*sniffs*
I can't smell you from here  "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"WaS it Hugo boss if yes then sorry and if you find the camera in the shower can you please give it back  "
I was seriously considering doing another shower pic, but now that I have the perfume, I don't think I'll need that shower  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"WaS it Hugo boss if yes then sorry and if you find the camera in the shower can you please give it back
I was seriously considering doing another shower pic, but now that I have the perfume, I don't think I'll need that shower "
I disagree! Shower pic would be very much appreciated  |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"How much was the room.?
Not much...I'm fairly conservative in my spending habits. It smells nice, though "
Maybe you're supposed to spray it round just before you leave, so they don't have to change the sheets?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"How much was the room.?
Not much...I'm fairly conservative in my spending habits. It smells nice, though
Is it clean though the toilet rim have you checked hun.? X"
I don't usually check toilet rims. Did you know the dirtiest part of a hotel room is usually the tv remote? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How much was the room.?
Not much...I'm fairly conservative in my spending habits. It smells nice, though
Maybe you're supposed to spray it round just before you leave, so they don't have to change the sheets?
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Oh! That must be it! It all makes sense now  You must frequent these types of hotels, too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How much was the room.?
Not much...I'm fairly conservative in my spending habits. It smells nice, though
Is it clean though the toilet rim have you checked hun.? X
I don't usually check toilet rims. Did you know the dirtiest part of a hotel room is usually the tv remote? "
Hotel porn is probably to blame for that |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"How much was the room.?
Not much...I'm fairly conservative in my spending habits. It smells nice, though
Maybe you're supposed to spray it round just before you leave, so they don't have to change the sheets?
Oh! That must be it! It all makes sense now You must frequent these types of hotels, too "
Nah, as a fat, smelly Brit, I am a lost cause. Hotels have to burn the sheets after I've stayed. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How much was the room.?
Not much...I'm fairly conservative in my spending habits. It smells nice, though
Is it clean though the toilet rim have you checked hun.? X
I don't usually check toilet rims. Did you know the dirtiest part of a hotel room is usually the tv remote?
Hotel porn is probably to blame for that "
I try not to think about it  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How much was the room.?
Not much...I'm fairly conservative in my spending habits. It smells nice, though
Maybe you're supposed to spray it round just before you leave, so they don't have to change the sheets?
Oh! That must be it! It all makes sense now You must frequent these types of hotels, too
Nah, as a fat, smelly Brit, I am a lost cause. Hotels have to burn the sheets after I've stayed. "
Smelly, you say? I may just have something that will help... |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"How much was the room.?
Not much...I'm fairly conservative in my spending habits. It smells nice, though
Maybe you're supposed to spray it round just before you leave, so they don't have to change the sheets?
Oh! That must be it! It all makes sense now You must frequent these types of hotels, too
Nah, as a fat, smelly Brit, I am a lost cause. Hotels have to burn the sheets after I've stayed.
Smelly, you say? I may just have something that will help... "
Apparently so. It's news to me but the fora are very educational that way. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How much was the room.?
Not much...I'm fairly conservative in my spending habits. It smells nice, though
Is it clean though the toilet rim have you checked hun.? X
I don't usually check toilet rims. Did you know the dirtiest part of a hotel room is usually the tv remote?
Hotel porn is probably to blame for that
I try not to think about it "
Yeah, I won't be turning the tv on in the next hotel I stay in |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I work in a hotel on nights. Its a naughty fantasy of mine. That when im on shift n the only member of staff there that i use a spare empty room to have some fun.. "
But then who would be on call? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My hotel for the night had perfume on our pillows instead of mints or chocolate. Wtf? Do I need to shower twice or something? "
Do they do that now? Fuck I would've d*unk it thinking it was a miniature. Sneaky bastards. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"My hotel for the night had perfume on our pillows instead of mints or chocolate. Wtf? Do I need to shower twice or something?
Do they do that now? Fuck I would've d*unk it thinking it was a miniature. Sneaky bastards."
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"How much was the room.?
Not much...I'm fairly conservative in my spending habits. It smells nice, though
Is it clean though the toilet rim have you checked hun.? X
I don't usually check toilet rims. Did you know the dirtiest part of a hotel room is usually the tv remote?
Hotel porn is probably to blame for that
I try not to think about it
Yeah, I won't be turning the tv on in the next hotel I stay in "
You'd have time for tv? |
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Those bottom of the bed throws are supposed to have the highest level of dried sexual secretions in hotel rooms - they're infrequently changed unlike - I hope, the rest of the linen (perfume sprayed or not).
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How much was the room.?
Not much...I'm fairly conservative in my spending habits. It smells nice, though
Is it clean though the toilet rim have you checked hun.? X
I don't usually check toilet rims. Did you know the dirtiest part of a hotel room is usually the tv remote?
Hotel porn is probably to blame for that
I try not to think about it
Yeah, I won't be turning the tv on in the next hotel I stay in
You'd have time for tv? "
Lmaoo if i did go to a hotel wouldn't be to watch tv  |
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"Those bottom of the bed throws are supposed to have the highest level of dried sexual secretions in hotel rooms - they're infrequently changed unlike - I hope, the rest of the linen (perfume sprayed or not).
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Those and bed cushions |
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