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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.
Example, the trade name is Tylenol and its generic name is Acetaminophen.. Aleve is also called Naproxen.
Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and
Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.
After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently
announced that it has settled on the
generic name of Mycoxafloppin.
Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that
Viagra will soon be available in liquid
form, and will be marketed by Pepsi
Cola as a power beverage suitable for
use as a mixer..
It will now be possible for a man to
literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a
soft drink, and it gives new meaning to
the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and
just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more
money being spent on breast implants
and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.
This means that by 2020, there should
be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely
no recollection of what to do with them.
If you don't send this to five old friends right away there will be five fewer people who will forget
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