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over a year ago
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"Why would you wank a phone? 
Jesus!! I nearly choked on my coffee!
Sorry,
Just read the OP post again. He said,"on the phone" maybe he is going to use it at a dildo and pop it up his ass!  hope it's not a Sideshow Bob novelty phone!
One of those old rugged Nokias maybe?  "
Those big bricks with the big aerial, 80's yuppy style! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry mate.
Not really into wanking iff phones.
Doesn't float my boat.
Wonder what ring tone goes off at the point of climax "
The crazy frog one from the 90's |
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"Sorry mate.
Not really into wanking iff phones.
Doesn't float my boat.
Wonder what ring tone goes off at the point of climax
The crazy frog one from the 90's "
Ha ha!! |
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"Sorry mate.
Not really into wanking iff phones.
Doesn't float my boat.
Wonder what ring tone goes off at the point of climax "
Samsung phones have got one called 'warm greetings'. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sorry mate.
Not really into wanking iff phones.
Doesn't float my boat.
Wonder what ring tone goes off at the point of climax
Samsung phones have got one called 'warm greetings'."
Ha ha, that's for entry. Then pops it on vibrate only for the duration of getting a good phoning then a different ring tone for the climax!! Might even be a personalised recorded one |
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"I once had One2One with a Virgin, she teased me till I had an Erikson, sucked me til my face went Orange, til I busted my Siemen all over her Nokias. "
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