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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I downloaded the new Fleetwood Mac voice for my satnav.

It wasn't very useful, it just told me to go my own way.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have Hannibal lecter as my sat nav voice xx

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By *ezebelWoman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

More useful than the rubbish mine comes up with...at least I can sing along instead of it shouting at me...RIGHT, RIGHT, I SAID TURN RIGHT!!

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By *atisfy janeWoman over a year ago

Torquay

I am sending my Beatles Sat Nav back...

Arrived at my destination only to be told to 'Get Back', taking the 'Long and Winding road' via Penny Lane!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am sending my Beatles Sat Nav back...

Arrived at my destination only to be told to 'Get Back', taking the 'Long and Winding road' via Penny Lane!"

some one told me u can get sean connery he says you have arrived at your destination .....shaken not stirred...i want that one !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Right said Fred do mine but I think Im going round in circles....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've set mine to a female French voice. Haven't got a scooby where I'm going. I just like listening to her say;

'Se tourner tout de suite'. So strict but so sexy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dont know where we would be without ours ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Bono voice is rubbish ........keeps saying "The Streets Have No Names" and "Still Havent Found What We Are Looking For"......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Bonnie Tyler one is even worse........"Every Now And Then It Falls Apart" and keeps telling us to "Turn Around, Bright Eyes"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ozzie's the boy. Turn right yer twat

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

Love Hammy the Hamster

You have reach your destination, park up where possible, then come and sit on me, dirty girl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"...........

some one told me u can get sean connery he says you have arrived at your destination .....shaken not stirred...i want that one !!"

When Connery's voice was installed in the lifts at the Scottish Parliament the engineers programmed it so Mr Bond always called out out the wrong floor number.

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By *ngieandMrManCouple over a year ago

hereford

I bought a sat-nav via mail-order... it got lost in the post!!!

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By *nvictusMan over a year ago

Beeston

I believe there is a Brian Blessed one where he does a Tarzan impression when you arrive at your destination.

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By *lassic1Man over a year ago

bellshill

"I am sending my Beatles Sat Nav back...

Arrived at my destination only to be told to 'Get Back', taking the 'Long and Winding road' via Penny Lane!

some one told me u can get sean connery he says you have arrived at your destination .....shaken not stirred...i want that one !!"

Shurely you mean deshtinashun.

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By *abioMan over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

I have a communist sat nav..... keep sending me in circle.....only keeps saying "LEFT..... LEFT..... LEFT"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am sending my Beatles Sat Nav back...

Arrived at my destination only to be told to 'Get Back', taking the 'Long and Winding road' via Penny Lane!

some one told me u can get sean connery he says you have arrived at your destination .....shaken not stirred...i want that one !!

Shurely you mean deshtinashun.

of coursh.....

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