FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > Awkward Moments
Awkward Moments
Jump to: Newest in thread
 |
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
Well a few weeks back I was in my sisters in laws house ( nobody was home )
I know how she keeps all her tobacco tips papers in a carrier bag by the settee
Anyway I was gagging for a rolli
So I went to the carrier bad that all the things needed to make a rolli are kept and to my amazement there was a dildo, I must say I was more than shocked.
How can I unsee the seen ? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"I love the fact you talk about smoking yet have "Non Smoker" on your profile 
I like how you are blushing 
Id say that was an "awkward" moment  "
I'm happy to see a straight man paying more attention to detail on another straight mans profile you put a lot of women to shame with your also expected powers of observation, have you ever thought about becoming a spy for the Central Intelligence Agency ? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"and what is so shocking about your sister using a dildo - all have needs you know"
I know i was just shocked, expecting to see a pouch of Amber leaf and there's a small pink dildo sat looking at me |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"and what is so shocking about your sister using a dildo - all have needs you know
I know i was just shocked, expecting to see a pouch of Amber leaf and there's a small pink dildo sat looking at me "
Better than a huge black one? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"and what is so shocking about your sister using a dildo - all have needs you know
I know i was just shocked, expecting to see a pouch of Amber leaf and there's a small pink dildo sat looking at me "
Better than you sister in law looking at you with her vibe in your hand  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
My mum caught me shagging thursday
Well heard, she brought something round she left it on the table
When i saw it i rang her
Now i could of been oblivious to her hearing me if she hadnt of said 'i tried to get out as quietly and quickly as possible' |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I love the fact you talk about smoking yet have "Non Smoker" on your profile "
I'm shocked! Do people not tell the truth on their profiles then?
Just rechecked mine in case I'm caught out, nope all clear..bronzed 6'4" Adonis, pecker to match, currently living on yacht in Montego Bay, Jamaica, honest  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I love the fact you talk about smoking yet have "Non Smoker" on your profile
I like how you are blushing
Id say that was an "awkward" moment
I'm happy to see a straight man paying more attention to detail on another straight mans profile you put a lot of women to shame with your also expected powers of observation, have you ever thought about becoming a spy for the Central Intelligence Agency ? "
Well they do say the best form of defence is attack 
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"I bet you sniffed it !
I bet you wish you had :p
I'm hoping you went and shoved it up your arse "
Nope I just turned round and didn't look at that carrier bag again |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
When I was ~15, I was watching porn on the PC in my room. Mum gets home; I rush to exit the windows ASAP. Bloody thing freezes.
I panic and thus don't turn off the monitor/box and Mum catches me with "Mum/Son Porn" on my browser.
That's the most awkward and embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me and I hope ever will  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I bet you sniffed it !
I bet you wish you had :p
I'm hoping you went and shoved it up your arse "
Should have taken the battery out and replaced it with some fruit gums ... Imagine the confusion ... |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"and what is so shocking about your sister using a dildo - all have needs you know
I know i was just shocked, expecting to see a pouch of Amber leaf and there's a small pink dildo sat looking at me "
It was a food mixer in disguise'.  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"When I was ~15, I was watching porn on the PC in my room. Mum gets home; I rush to exit the windows ASAP. Bloody thing freezes.
I panic and thus don't turn off the monitor/box and Mum catches me with "Mum/Son Porn" on my browser.
That's the most awkward and embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me and I hope ever will "
Alt tab! Alt tab!!!  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I bet you sniffed it !
I bet you wish you had :p
I'm hoping you went and shoved it up your arse
Nope I just turned round and didn't look at that carrier bag again "
And took the dildo with you... |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I'm (fortunately) beyond embarrassment. "
* Although there was this *one time* when I was having sex in the floor of my bedroom when my mum AND ONE OF HER FRIENDS decided that they would barge in to have a look at the rug I just happened to be screwing on.
Hmmm.
:/ |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
Moving house many moons ago when still with the ex.
I'd been poorly and my parents were helping me do some packing one day. We decided to 'do' the kitchen.
In the cupboard under the sink, where lurks all manner of cleaning materials, rags and scouring pads my Mum stumbled upon a vibrator.
In those says all I could do was say I had no idea where it was from, go bright red and then try to carry on with a steady voice.
Interestingly I genuinely didn't know where it was from and still don't. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I'm (fortunately) beyond embarrassment.
And sometimes you need to remember I'm not 
When have I *ever* embarrassed you?
Ha ha  "
Has there been some shocking breach of etiquette barely noticed by my good self, or do you keep a notebook for my misdemeanours?
I'm curious now... |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Moving house many moons ago when still with the ex.
I'd been poorly and my parents were helping me do some packing one day. We decided to 'do' the kitchen.
In the cupboard under the sink, where lurks all manner of cleaning materials, rags and scouring pads my Mum stumbled upon a vibrator.
In those says all I could do was say I had no idea where it was from, go bright red and then try to carry on with a steady voice.
Interestingly I genuinely didn't know where it was from and still don't."
Maybe your plumber had been watching too many films! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I'm (fortunately) beyond embarrassment.
And sometimes you need to remember I'm not
When have I *ever* embarrassed you?
Ha ha
Has there been some shocking breach of etiquette barely noticed by my good self, or do you keep a notebook for my misdemeanours?
I'm curious now..."
The Americans in the 'elevator' |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Moving house many moons ago when still with the ex.
I'd been poorly and my parents were helping me do some packing one day. We decided to 'do' the kitchen.
In the cupboard under the sink, where lurks all manner of cleaning materials, rags and scouring pads my Mum stumbled upon a vibrator.
In those says all I could do was say I had no idea where it was from, go bright red and then try to carry on with a steady voice.
Interestingly I genuinely didn't know where it was from and still don't.
Maybe your plumber had been watching too many films! "
We'd not had any plumbing work done for years. I can only honestly think it was another thing the ex ket secret |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Moving house many moons ago when still with the ex.
I'd been poorly and my parents were helping me do some packing one day. We decided to 'do' the kitchen.
In the cupboard under the sink, where lurks all manner of cleaning materials, rags and scouring pads my Mum stumbled upon a vibrator.
In those says all I could do was say I had no idea where it was from, go bright red and then try to carry on with a steady voice.
Interestingly I genuinely didn't know where it was from and still don't.
Maybe your plumber had been watching too many films!
We'd not had any plumbing work done for years. I can only honestly think it was another thing the ex ket secret "
Maybe he was on to something maybe if you put a scouring sponge on the end it's cleans those hard to reach spots in he bottom of cups and glasses? Was it a rabbit.... Maybe it did the rim as well |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I'm (fortunately) beyond embarrassment.
And sometimes you need to remember I'm not
When have I *ever* embarrassed you?
Ha ha
Has there been some shocking breach of etiquette barely noticed by my good self, or do you keep a notebook for my misdemeanours?
I'm curious now...
The Americans in the 'elevator'"
I don't remember that |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"and what is so shocking about your sister using a dildo - all have needs you know
I know i was just shocked, expecting to see a pouch of Amber leaf and there's a small pink dildo sat looking at me "
You sure it wasn't a lighter? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"and what is so shocking about your sister using a dildo - all have needs you know
I know i was just shocked, expecting to see a pouch of Amber leaf and there's a small pink dildo sat looking at me
You sure it wasn't a lighter?"
No was definitely a dildo |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Maybe he was on to something maybe if you put a scouring sponge on the end it's cleans those hard to reach spots in he bottom of cups and glasses? Was it a rabbit.... Maybe it did the rim as well "
Far fetched but he'd go with that if asked
It was a little skin tone one that preceded rabbits and all today's fun stuff. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I'm (fortunately) beyond embarrassment.
And sometimes you need to remember I'm not
When have I *ever* embarrassed you?
Ha ha
Has there been some shocking breach of etiquette barely noticed by my good self, or do you keep a notebook for my misdemeanours?
I'm curious now...
The Americans in the 'elevator'
I don't remember that "
Handy |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I'm (fortunately) beyond embarrassment.
And sometimes you need to remember I'm not
When have I *ever* embarrassed you?
Ha ha
Has there been some shocking breach of etiquette barely noticed by my good self, or do you keep a notebook for my misdemeanours?
I'm curious now...
The Americans in the 'elevator'
I don't remember that
Handy "
Genuinely, I have no memory.
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I'm (fortunately) beyond embarrassment.
And sometimes you need to remember I'm not
When have I *ever* embarrassed you?
Ha ha
Has there been some shocking breach of etiquette barely noticed by my good self, or do you keep a notebook for my misdemeanours?
I'm curious now...
The Americans in the 'elevator'
I don't remember that
Handy
Genuinely, I have no memory.
"
* like the CIA, I practice plausible deniability |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"My mum caught me shagging thursday
Well heard, she brought something round she left it on the table
When i saw it i rang her
Now i could of been oblivious to her hearing me if she hadnt of said 'i tried to get out as quietly and quickly as possible'"
Who is Thursday, is it a family pet |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"She keeps her dildo in with her tobacco???
Makes sense, most smokers like a smoke after sex so she keeps them in the same bag  "
I did wonder why it was in the backy bag, explains everything now you mention it |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"She keeps her dildo in with her tobacco???
Makes sense, most smokers like a smoke after sex so she keeps them in the same bag
I did wonder why it was in the backy bag, explains everything now you mention it "
Maybe she was hiding it from prying eyes? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Well a few weeks back I was in my sisters in laws house ( nobody was home )
I know how she keeps all her tobacco tips papers in a carrier bag by the settee
Anyway I was gagging for a rolli
So I went to the carrier bad that all the things needed to make a rolli are kept and to my amazement there was a dildo, I must say I was more than shocked.
How can I unsee the seen ? "
Why would that be unexpected? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Well a few weeks back I was in my sisters in laws house ( nobody was home )
I know how she keeps all her tobacco tips papers in a carrier bag by the settee
Anyway I was gagging for a rolli
So I went to the carrier bad that all the things needed to make a rolli are kept and to my amazement there was a dildo, I must say I was more than shocked.
How can I unsee the seen ?
Why would that be unexpected? "
Have you seen a dildo kept in a backy bag before ? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
