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"Be nice on the forums so I can fuck ladies 
MrsSB  "
Wait, you mean you are actually after a fuck?!? You should probably be more obvious about that lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just made fish & chips for lunch purely because I really wanted some Tartare Sauce..! 
What have you done just as excuse to do something else?"
made an holistic kit with essential oils so I can be slippery upon request. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have baked cakes before now, just cos I wanted the mix before it was cooked.
Lick the bowl...slurp "
Yeah, but it wasn't just a scraping in the bowl I ate  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Be nice on the forums so I can fuck ladies
MrsSB
Wait, you mean you are actually after a fuck?!? You should probably be more obvious about that lol
FANCY A FUCK OP?
MRSSB "
With cake mix?! Go on then! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just made fish & chips for lunch purely because I really wanted some Tartare Sauce..!
What have you done just as excuse to do something else?
made an holistic kit with essential oils so I can be slippery upon request. "
Ohhhh i like that! |
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"Be nice on the forums so I can fuck ladies
MrsSB
Wait, you mean you are actually after a fuck?!? You should probably be more obvious about that lol
FANCY A FUCK OP?
MRSSB
With cake mix?! Go on then! "
I've got cake too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have baked cakes before now, just cos I wanted the mix before it was cooked.
Lick the bowl...slurp
Yeah, but it wasn't just a scraping in the bowl I ate "
Too much of a good thing?! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Be nice on the forums so I can fuck ladies
MrsSB
Wait, you mean you are actually after a fuck?!? You should probably be more obvious about that lol
FANCY A FUCK OP?
MRSSB
With cake mix?! Go on then!
I've got cake too "
I heard how you serve your choc cake with cream...my lap or yours?!? |
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"I have baked cakes before now, just cos I wanted the mix before it was cooked.
Lick the bowl...slurp
Yeah, but it wasn't just a scraping in the bowl I ate
Too much of a good thing?!"
Say i like Tartare sauce in the hope a sexy lady offers me some fish n chips  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Be nice on the forums so I can fuck ladies
MrsSB
Wait, you mean you are actually after a fuck?!? You should probably be more obvious about that lol
FANCY A FUCK OP?
MRSSB
With cake mix?! Go on then!
I've got cake too "
Oi you two, what are you doin with my cake mix |
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"Be nice on the forums so I can fuck ladies
MrsSB
Wait, you mean you are actually after a fuck?!? You should probably be more obvious about that lol
FANCY A FUCK OP?
MRSSB
With cake mix?! Go on then!
I've got cake too
Oi you two, what are you doin with my cake mix "
You can join us. It's fun |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have baked cakes before now, just cos I wanted the mix before it was cooked.
Lick the bowl...slurp
Yeah, but it wasn't just a scraping in the bowl I ate
Too much of a good thing?!
Say i like Tartare sauce in the hope a sexy lady offers me some fish n chips "
Ohhh you got your eye on Doris from your local chippy have ya?! |
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"Be nice on the forums so I can fuck ladies
MrsSB
Wait, you mean you are actually after a fuck?!? You should probably be more obvious about that lol
FANCY A FUCK OP?
MRSSB
With cake mix?! Go on then!
I've got cake too
I heard how you serve your choc cake with cream...my lap or yours?!? "
Both |
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"I have baked cakes before now, just cos I wanted the mix before it was cooked.
Lick the bowl...slurp
Yeah, but it wasn't just a scraping in the bowl I ate
Too much of a good thing?!
Say i like Tartare sauce in the hope a sexy lady offers me some fish n chips
Ohhh you got your eye on Doris from your local chippy have ya?!"
Haha you know of Doris' assets too?lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was thirsty a at home once and really wanted a cold can of but knew no take aways would just deliver a single can so ordered a large Pepperoni Pizza and garlic bread which I never ate just left on the side "
corner shop, no? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Made a Bolognaise so I could have a glass of red
Not sure wine ever needs an excuse but love your thinking!
Well it was mid afternoon "
It's wine-o-clock somewhere in the world Roxi   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was thirsty a at home once and really wanted a cold can of but knew no take aways would just deliver a single can so ordered a large Pepperoni Pizza and garlic bread which I never ate just left on the side "
Think of the starving children. |
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"Just made fish & chips for lunch purely because I really wanted some Tartare Sauce..!
What have you done just as excuse to do something else?
made an holistic kit with essential oils so I can be slippery upon request. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Made a Bolognaise so I could have a glass of red
Not sure wine ever needs an excuse but love your thinking!
Well it was mid afternoon
It's wine-o-clock somewhere in the world Roxi "
Very true Mr PB |
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