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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think I've got stage fright 
Bwahahahaha - work it in, really twist that thing  "
I tried that,got in a couple of inches. I'll have to think of something to relax myself  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bloody hell. Could be watch youvre watching on TV? I'm watching Alan Partridge which I would imagine could make some people tense up..."
I don't watch television while I'm masturbating. Why would you?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bloody hell. Could be watch youvre watching on TV? I'm watching Alan Partridge which I would imagine could make some people tense up...
I don't watch television while I'm masturbating. Why would you? "
Depends what's on. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think I've got stage fright
Lol why is that ?
I don't do it often,think I've lost my nerve 
Need a hand x"
I can't get the bloody dildo up there,a hand isn't going to fit  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bloody hell. Could be watch youvre watching on TV? I'm watching Alan Partridge which I would imagine could make some people tense up...
I don't watch television while I'm masturbating. Why would you?
Depends what's on. "
I use the laptop for that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bloody hell. Could be watch youvre watching on TV? I'm watching Alan Partridge which I would imagine could make some people tense up...
I don't watch television while I'm masturbating. Why would you? "
Oh wow, that came across badly. I just meant background stimulus could affect you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I've got stage fright
Lol why is that ?
I don't do it often,think I've lost my nerve
Need a hand x
I can't get the bloody dildo up there,a hand isn't going to fit "
Lol x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bloody hell. Could be watch youvre watching on TV? I'm watching Alan Partridge which I would imagine could make some people tense up...
I don't watch television while I'm masturbating. Why would you?
Oh wow, that came across badly. I just meant background stimulus could affect you?"
I'm in my bedroom,no television. Just cars going past. Maybe I need some spit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bloody hell. Could be watch youvre watching on TV? I'm watching Alan Partridge which I would imagine could make some people tense up...
I don't watch television while I'm masturbating. Why would you?
Oh wow, that came across badly. I just meant background stimulus could affect you?"
Alan partridge as background stimulus is a whole new thread |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bloody hell. Could be watch youvre watching on TV? I'm watching Alan Partridge which I would imagine could make some people tense up...
I don't watch television while I'm masturbating. Why would you?
Oh wow, that came across badly. I just meant background stimulus could affect you?
Alan partridge as background stimulus is a whole new thread "
The voice alone would shrivel my libido. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think I've got stage fright
You've not only blocked the dillydo but every one of my sex too."
Oh,did you want to send me some wank fodder? I've blocked everyone for now,don't feel singled out  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I've got stage fright
You've not only blocked the dillydo but every one of my sex too.
Oh,did you want to send me some wank fodder? I've blocked everyone for now,don't feel singled out "
Wank fodder lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I've got stage fright
You've not only blocked the dillydo but every one of my sex too.
Oh,did you want to send me some wank fodder? I've blocked everyone for now,don't feel singled out "
I was gonna mail you some spit. I won't now. 
Have you tried turning it off and on again? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think I've got stage fright
You've not only blocked the dillydo but every one of my sex too.
Oh,did you want to send me some wank fodder? I've blocked everyone for now,don't feel singled out
I was gonna mail you some spit. I won't now.
Have you tried turning it off and on again? "
It's a manual
I'm not dry,I'm quite relaxed; maybe it's the angle. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think I've got stage fright
You've not only blocked the dillydo but every one of my sex too.
Oh,did you want to send me some wank fodder? I've blocked everyone for now,don't feel singled out
Wank fodder lol"
I'm very particular about what I wank over |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think I've got stage fright
Try the sharp end.
 
You mean,there's two ways of inserting it??three .. if you include sideways "
That would take a shoe horn. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Maybe it's waiting on parity with the underground ? 24 hour service not yet on all lines after all it's just an electrical device going in a dark wet tunnel . "
Mine isn't electric,it's hand powered. Maybe that's why it won't go in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I've got stage fright
You've not only blocked the dillydo but every one of my sex too.
Oh,did you want to send me some wank fodder? I've blocked everyone for now,don't feel singled out
I was gonna mail you some spit. I won't now.
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
It's a manual
I'm not dry,I'm quite relaxed; maybe it's the angle. "
The angle of the dangle is key......! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think I've got stage fright
You've not only blocked the dillydo but every one of my sex too.
Oh,did you want to send me some wank fodder? I've blocked everyone for now,don't feel singled out
I was gonna mail you some spit. I won't now.
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
It's a manual
I'm not dry,I'm quite relaxed; maybe it's the angle.
The angle of the dangle is key......!"
I was being a bit lazy; laying back and thinking of England. I should have tried a different approach. |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"Maybe it's waiting on parity with the underground ? 24 hour service not yet on all lines after all it's just an electrical device going in a dark wet tunnel .
Mine isn't electric,it's hand powered. Maybe that's why it won't go in "
You could try a cock,to loosen you up a wee bit.
Just a thought.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I see what you have done... what you have got there is a bollard ... picked it up by mistake... we ve all done it hahaha "
Felt like a bollard. I knew there was a reason I don't do it myself. |
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"I think I've got stage fright
You've not only blocked the dillydo but every one of my sex too.
Oh,did you want to send me some wank fodder? I've blocked everyone for now,don't feel singled out "
Thank heavens I was going to book a sex change. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Maybe it's waiting on parity with the underground ? 24 hour service not yet on all lines after all it's just an electrical device going in a dark wet tunnel .
Mine isn't electric,it's hand powered. Maybe that's why it won't go in
You could try a cock,to loosen you up a wee bit.
Just a thought.
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I have a lot of cock,I was doing for a man who owns a cock I have regularly. I think my dildo is too rigid. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think I've got stage fright
You've not only blocked the dillydo but every one of my sex too.
Oh,did you want to send me some wank fodder? I've blocked everyone for now,don't feel singled out
Thank heavens I was going to book a sex change."
That would have been double disappointment for you. |
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"I think I've got stage fright
You've not only blocked the dillydo but every one of my sex too.
Oh,did you want to send me some wank fodder? I've blocked everyone for now,don't feel singled out
Thank heavens I was going to book a sex change.
That would have been double disappointment for you. "
But then no matter which end I'd shave in the mirror there would still be a cunt staring back.  |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"Maybe it's waiting on parity with the underground ? 24 hour service not yet on all lines after all it's just an electrical device going in a dark wet tunnel .
Mine isn't electric,it's hand powered. Maybe that's why it won't go in
You could try a cock,to loosen you up a wee bit.
Just a thought.
I have a lot of cock,I was doing for a man who owns a cock I have regularly. I think my dildo is too rigid. "
Give it a couple of drinks,
that'll sort it.
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Maybe it's waiting on parity with the underground ? 24 hour service not yet on all lines after all it's just an electrical device going in a dark wet tunnel .
Mine isn't electric,it's hand powered. Maybe that's why it won't go in
You could try a cock,to loosen you up a wee bit.
Just a thought.
I have a lot of cock,I was doing for a man who owns a cock I have regularly. I think my dildo is too rigid.
Give it a couple of drinks,
that'll sort it.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think I've got stage fright
Mine never go's straight in. Try citral play with lube. And slid in with your natural lube x"
I was very wet,it just went in a little way and stopped. I thought I'd had a muscle spasm as I get them in my back and neck. I don't enjoy clitoral stimulation enough for it to make me lubricate. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think I've got stage fright
...or maybe the dildo has stage fright.
Did you think of that? "
I was thinking it could be him sulking,because he's been neglected. I'll have a talk with him tomorrow. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I've got stage fright
Bwahahahaha - work it in, really twist that thing
I tried that,got in a couple of inches. I'll have to think of something to relax myself "
Play in warm water with toy always helps if u cannot relax |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"is it shane diesel dildo
Vin's brother??
could be, they do look a like lol
google it, girl i know owns 1. lets just say i would never say im hung "
I Binged it. How big is it,I couldn't tell from the pics? Mine looks similar but is slightly tapered and 6.5 inches long. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think I've got stage fright
Bwahahahaha - work it in, really twist that thing
I tried that,got in a couple of inches. I'll have to think of something to relax myself
Play in warm water with toy always helps if u cannot relax "
I felt relaxed. I'd be wary of doing it in the bath in case I got an airlock and it wouldn't come out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I've got stage fright
...or maybe the dildo has stage fright.
Did you think of that?
I was thinking it could be him sulking,because he's been neglected. I'll have a talk with him tomorrow."
Hmm. Good luck with it. Let's hope you manage to resolve the issue and he can get rid of his stage fright. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"block of wood and a mallet
Just the ticket!
Try it on your arse and say that "
Don't quite understand how hitting my arse with a block of wood would help you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Haven't you got it in yet?
I was just wondering that too
I'm having a break. I'm going to try again later. I'm not one for giving up "
That's the spirit. Hang in there |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Haven't you got it in yet?
I was just wondering that too
I'm having a break. I'm going to try again later. I'm not one for giving up
Lube lube lube "
Lube's no good if you're paralysed with fear |
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"Haven't you got it in yet?
I was just wondering that too
I'm having a break. I'm going to try again later. I'm not one for giving up
Lube lube lube
Lube's no good if you're paralysed with fear "
Blimey! |
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I've never experienced either problem.
I hope you got there in the end, OP.
