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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
I've kind of fixed it but its only a matter of time before it goes again...
I shall cherish our last few days together and remember all the car park ticket machines and coffee shops we've visited together...  |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
"I think its a bit like when a goldfish dies, you have to rush out and get another one to ease the mental trauma...
Does that mean you'll be flushing the old one down the toilet?"
A full nautical burial with flags and pipes is planned... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm almost inconsolable here... It's...it's my coin pouch...the zips gone
Why Cruel world!!! Whhhhhyyyyyy!!!!!! "
Damn I thought this was a euphemism thread! |
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"I think its a bit like when a goldfish dies, you have to rush out and get another one to ease the mental trauma...
Does that mean you'll be flushing the old one down the toilet?"
Once when I was a kid my goldfish died and my Dad removed it from the tank and didn't tell me. Six month later I still hadn't noticed it was an empty tank. he even removed the water at some point, nope still didn't notice.
Generally speaking I don't have such scant regard for life but I hated that fucking fish, he wouldn't do any tricks I tried to teach him. Orange shithead!  |
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"I think its a bit like when a goldfish dies, you have to rush out and get another one to ease the mental trauma...
Does that mean you'll be flushing the old one down the toilet?
Once when I was a kid my goldfish died and my Dad removed it from the tank and didn't tell me. Six month later I still hadn't noticed it was an empty tank. he even removed the water at some point, nope still didn't notice.
Generally speaking I don't have such scant regard for life but I hated that fucking fish, he wouldn't do any tricks I tried to teach him. Orange shithead! "
Never trust anything pretending to be a citrus fruit.... unless it is a citrus fruit of course. |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
"Put your change in your pocket like normal men? 
Coin pouch? It's a purse you gaylord!! "
But it all falls out and my son knicks it then! 
I'm secure enough in my manhood to get a coin pouch, maybe even a manbag... |
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"Put your change in your pocket like normal men?
Coin pouch? It's a purse you gaylord!!
But it all falls out and my son knicks it then!
I'm secure enough in my manhood to get a coin pouch, maybe even a manbag... "
Hahahahahahaha! Secure but you can't call it a purse?!
*buys Viccy a new pink purse*  |
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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago
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"Put your change in your pocket like normal men?
Coin pouch? It's a purse you gaylord!! "
Oy you!!!!! I`ve got a coin pouch too!!!! 
Case of having to as I wear a boiler suit at work all day and seem to spend so much lying on the ground. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now this is all very well but I can't really drag Peaches and her delectable boobs around just for easy access to some small change now can I? "
Oh i dont know  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"its a receptacle similar to that of a purse for the male of the species, saves ruining linings of pockets and the like "
Pockets should arrive, from the tailor, stitched up and the jaiket/ breeches should be sent to Oxfam (or wherever) in the same state. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm almost inconsolable here... It's...it's my coin pouch...the zips gone
Why Cruel world!!! Whhhhhyyyyyy!!!!!! "
my my is that what today is coming to |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
"Dave, Dave, viccyboi, Dave (insert real name and phone number), Dave, viccyboi..
yer a big poofty faaaaannnnnaaaaayyyyyy. I know, I've seen your sword, ya tadpole!!!
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View has asked me to join him in a civil partnership and have a couples profile.
If I accept will I be allowed to carry a handbag then?
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"Dave, Dave, viccyboi, Dave (insert real name and phone number), Dave, viccyboi..
yer a big poofty faaaaannnnnaaaaayyyyyy. I know, I've seen your sword, ya tadpole!!!
View has asked me to join him in a civil partnership and have a couples profile.
If I accept will I be allowed to carry a handbag then?
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dinnae be so feckin stooooooooooopid lad, when you become mrs view, you will be scottish, so it has to be a sporran, and you will need to learn the vernacular ya daft bawjaws. Has no explained the Hampden roar tae ye yet aboot married life xxxx |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
"Dave, Dave, viccyboi, Dave (insert real name and phone number), Dave, viccyboi..
yer a big poofty faaaaannnnnaaaaayyyyyy. I know, I've seen your sword, ya tadpole!!!
View has asked me to join him in a civil partnership and have a couples profile.
If I accept will I be allowed to carry a handbag then?
dinnae be so feckin stooooooooooopid lad, when you become mrs view, you will be scottish, so it has to be a sporran, and you will need to learn the vernacular ya daft bawjaws. Has no explained the Hampden roar tae ye yet aboot married life xxxx"
Sod that then, off to the market for a new pouch... |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"Dave, Dave, viccyboi, Dave (insert real name and phone number), Dave, viccyboi..
yer a big poofty faaaaannnnnaaaaayyyyyy. I know, I've seen your sword, ya tadpole!!!
View has asked me to join him in a civil partnership and have a couples profile.
If I accept will I be allowed to carry a handbag then?
dinnae be so feckin stooooooooooopid lad, when you become mrs view, you will be scottish, so it has to be a sporran, and you will need to learn the vernacular ya daft bawjaws. Has no explained the Hampden roar tae ye yet aboot married life xxxx
Sod that then, off to the market for a new pouch... "
HAIRY ASSED FEARTY BAWS!!!!!!! |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
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So having a coin pouch makes me gay?!? 
Thank god I never mentioned the French knickers thing... "
ooh, that reminds me... must upload those pics your mam would be proud, and in the conservatory as well!!!!!! |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
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So having a coin pouch makes me gay?!?
Thank god I never mentioned the French knickers thing...
Not gay as such... perhaps just a bit camp!
And it's still a purse!! "
Don't you dare back the gay truck up now.... you know the consequences... late night P texts!! |
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