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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

So you've won 42 million, what's next?

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By *edRapscallionMan  over a year ago

London

My first order of business would be to pass out from shock.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mine would be ... realising i hadnt bought the ticket

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mine would be ... realising i hadnt bought the ticket "

You know I just had the same thought

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I'd make that mini holiday to dubai and mull things over!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mine would be ... realising i hadnt bought the ticket

You know I just had the same thought "

Great minds

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bugger forgot that was tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Y'all don't worry it's mine tonight anyway. Save your 2 squids. I've literally spent the last hour googling my new house and car haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Y'all don't worry it's mine tonight anyway. Save your 2 squids. I've literally spent the last hour googling my new house and car haha"

Ive saved all my 2 squids and i am.cooking them shortly

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By *edRapscallionMan  over a year ago

London


"Y'all don't worry it's mine tonight anyway. Save your 2 squids. I've literally spent the last hour googling my new house and car haha"

I hope you've also been googling the fastest way to transfer a million to me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Y'all don't worry it's mine tonight anyway. Save your 2 squids. I've literally spent the last hour googling my new house and car haha

I hope you've also been googling the fastest way to transfer a million to me."

Noooo hes already sorted it with me

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By *edRapscallionMan  over a year ago

London


"Y'all don't worry it's mine tonight anyway. Save your 2 squids. I've literally spent the last hour googling my new house and car haha

I hope you've also been googling the fastest way to transfer a million to me.

Noooo hes already sorted it with me "

You cheeky bugger. You've already got two left feet! I've only got the one. Naturally this means I deserve the million more than you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Y'all don't worry it's mine tonight anyway. Save your 2 squids. I've literally spent the last hour googling my new house and car haha

I hope you've also been googling the fastest way to transfer a million to me.

Noooo hes already sorted it with me

You cheeky bugger. You've already got two left feet! I've only got the one. Naturally this means I deserve the million more than you "

Noooooo because i have 2 left feet means i am speshul and could do with a few pennies

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Y'all don't worry it's mine tonight anyway. Save your 2 squids. I've literally spent the last hour googling my new house and car haha

I hope you've also been googling the fastest way to transfer a million to me.

Noooo hes already sorted it with me

You cheeky bugger. You've already got two left feet! I've only got the one. Naturally this means I deserve the million more than you

Noooooo because i have 2 left feet means i am speshul and could do with a few pennies "

Or ..... we could split it ...i will buy jelly babies with mine

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By *edRapscallionMan  over a year ago

London


"Y'all don't worry it's mine tonight anyway. Save your 2 squids. I've literally spent the last hour googling my new house and car haha

I hope you've also been googling the fastest way to transfer a million to me.

Noooo hes already sorted it with me

You cheeky bugger. You've already got two left feet! I've only got the one. Naturally this means I deserve the million more than you

Noooooo because i have 2 left feet means i am speshul and could do with a few pennies "

I'm ginger. That means I'm more speshul and in need of help

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By *edRapscallionMan  over a year ago

London


"Y'all don't worry it's mine tonight anyway. Save your 2 squids. I've literally spent the last hour googling my new house and car haha

I hope you've also been googling the fastest way to transfer a million to me.

Noooo hes already sorted it with me

You cheeky bugger. You've already got two left feet! I've only got the one. Naturally this means I deserve the million more than you

Noooooo because i have 2 left feet means i am speshul and could do with a few pennies

Or ..... we could split it ...i will buy jelly babies with mine "

How many jelly babies do you think half a million could buy? I just googled it but there was no answer.

Think of the storage issues!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Y'all don't worry it's mine tonight anyway. Save your 2 squids. I've literally spent the last hour googling my new house and car haha

I hope you've also been googling the fastest way to transfer a million to me.

Noooo hes already sorted it with me

You cheeky bugger. You've already got two left feet! I've only got the one. Naturally this means I deserve the million more than you

Noooooo because i have 2 left feet means i am speshul and could do with a few pennies

I'm ginger. That means I'm more speshul and in need of help "

Hmmmmm thats true ...but i have 2 left feet

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham


"I'm ginger. That means I'm more speshul and in need of help "

I'd pop to the Lakes and think it over

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Y'all don't worry it's mine tonight anyway. Save your 2 squids. I've literally spent the last hour googling my new house and car haha

I hope you've also been googling the fastest way to transfer a million to me.

Noooo hes already sorted it with me

You cheeky bugger. You've already got two left feet! I've only got the one. Naturally this means I deserve the million more than you

Noooooo because i have 2 left feet means i am speshul and could do with a few pennies

Or ..... we could split it ...i will buy jelly babies with mine

How many jelly babies do you think half a million could buy? I just googled it but there was no answer.

Think of the storage issues!"

well i thought about that and was going to buy a warehouse just for them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Y'all don't worry it's mine tonight anyway. Save your 2 squids. I've literally spent the last hour googling my new house and car haha

I hope you've also been googling the fastest way to transfer a million to me.

Noooo hes already sorted it with me

You cheeky bugger. You've already got two left feet! I've only got the one. Naturally this means I deserve the million more than you

Noooooo because i have 2 left feet means i am speshul and could do with a few pennies

Or ..... we could split it ...i will buy jelly babies with mine

How many jelly babies do you think half a million could buy? I just googled it but there was no answer.

Think of the storage issues!well i thought about that and was going to buy a warehouse just for them "

One step ahead ...i am seperating the colours to ...as i only like black and red

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By *edRapscallionMan  over a year ago

London


"Y'all don't worry it's mine tonight anyway. Save your 2 squids. I've literally spent the last hour googling my new house and car haha

I hope you've also been googling the fastest way to transfer a million to me.

Noooo hes already sorted it with me

You cheeky bugger. You've already got two left feet! I've only got the one. Naturally this means I deserve the million more than you

Noooooo because i have 2 left feet means i am speshul and could do with a few pennies

I'm ginger. That means I'm more speshul and in need of help

Hmmmmm thats true ...but i have 2 left feet "

At least you can hop in order to fix the walking-in-straight-lines issue. Me? I'm battling the sun, even the moon, and the occasional car headlight to avoid burning up.

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By *edRapscallionMan  over a year ago

London


"I'm ginger. That means I'm more speshul and in need of help

I'd pop to the Lakes and think it over "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Y'all don't worry it's mine tonight anyway. Save your 2 squids. I've literally spent the last hour googling my new house and car haha

I hope you've also been googling the fastest way to transfer a million to me.

Noooo hes already sorted it with me

You cheeky bugger. You've already got two left feet! I've only got the one. Naturally this means I deserve the million more than you

Noooooo because i have 2 left feet means i am speshul and could do with a few pennies

I'm ginger. That means I'm more speshul and in need of help

Hmmmmm thats true ...but i have 2 left feet

At least you can hop in order to fix the walking-in-straight-lines issue. Me? I'm battling the sun, even the moon, and the occasional car headlight to avoid burning up."

Put a hat on ...simples

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS  over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue


"So you've won 42 million, what's next?

"

not again.. I'm still trying to spend the last lot

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By *edRapscallionMan  over a year ago

London


"Y'all don't worry it's mine tonight anyway. Save your 2 squids. I've literally spent the last hour googling my new house and car haha

I hope you've also been googling the fastest way to transfer a million to me.

Noooo hes already sorted it with me

You cheeky bugger. You've already got two left feet! I've only got the one. Naturally this means I deserve the million more than you

Noooooo because i have 2 left feet means i am speshul and could do with a few pennies

I'm ginger. That means I'm more speshul and in need of help

Hmmmmm thats true ...but i have 2 left feet

At least you can hop in order to fix the walking-in-straight-lines issue. Me? I'm battling the sun, even the moon, and the occasional car headlight to avoid burning up.

Put a hat on ...simples "

It'd have to be a bloody big floppy hat. What if it's windy? It'd fly right off my head. There's a lot to think about with hats.

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By *inzi LTV/TS  over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales


"So you've won 42 million, what's next?

"

Tell my boss I wanna pay rise...

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By *orkiecplCouple  over a year ago

York

Give a million to Yorkshire air ambulance give a million to R.N.L.I then go to on a holiday to new Zealand and have a long think about how to spend the rest

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Y'all don't worry it's mine tonight anyway. Save your 2 squids. I've literally spent the last hour googling my new house and car haha

I hope you've also been googling the fastest way to transfer a million to me.

Noooo hes already sorted it with me

You cheeky bugger. You've already got two left feet! I've only got the one. Naturally this means I deserve the million more than you

Noooooo because i have 2 left feet means i am speshul and could do with a few pennies

I'm ginger. That means I'm more speshul and in need of help

Hmmmmm thats true ...but i have 2 left feet

At least you can hop in order to fix the walking-in-straight-lines issue. Me? I'm battling the sun, even the moon, and the occasional car headlight to avoid burning up.

Put a hat on ...simples

It'd have to be a bloody big floppy hat. What if it's windy? It'd fly right off my head. There's a lot to think about with hats."

Have you got a big head or somthing ... stick an elastic band round it so it wont come off

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Y'all don't worry it's mine tonight anyway. Save your 2 squids. I've literally spent the last hour googling my new house and car haha

I hope you've also been googling the fastest way to transfer a million to me.

Noooo hes already sorted it with me

You cheeky bugger. You've already got two left feet! I've only got the one. Naturally this means I deserve the million more than you

Noooooo because i have 2 left feet means i am speshul and could do with a few pennies

I'm ginger. That means I'm more speshul and in need of help

Hmmmmm thats true ...but i have 2 left feet

At least you can hop in order to fix the walking-in-straight-lines issue. Me? I'm battling the sun, even the moon, and the occasional car headlight to avoid burning up.

Put a hat on ...simples

It'd have to be a bloody big floppy hat. What if it's windy? It'd fly right off my head. There's a lot to think about with hats.

Have you got a big head or somthing ... stick an elastic band round it so it wont come off "

Thats the hat not your head incase you were wondering

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By *edRapscallionMan  over a year ago

London


"Y'all don't worry it's mine tonight anyway. Save your 2 squids. I've literally spent the last hour googling my new house and car haha

I hope you've also been googling the fastest way to transfer a million to me.

Noooo hes already sorted it with me

You cheeky bugger. You've already got two left feet! I've only got the one. Naturally this means I deserve the million more than you

Noooooo because i have 2 left feet means i am speshul and could do with a few pennies

I'm ginger. That means I'm more speshul and in need of help

Hmmmmm thats true ...but i have 2 left feet

At least you can hop in order to fix the walking-in-straight-lines issue. Me? I'm battling the sun, even the moon, and the occasional car headlight to avoid burning up.

Put a hat on ...simples

It'd have to be a bloody big floppy hat. What if it's windy? It'd fly right off my head. There's a lot to think about with hats.

Have you got a big head or somthing ... stick an elastic band round it so it wont come off "

:D No, but it's the pale skin that's the worry, not the hair. I just use the hair colour to scare the shit out of people who think it's not a nice colour

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham

Did it get won or is there a rollover for me to win on Tuesday?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Y'all don't worry it's mine tonight anyway. Save your 2 squids. I've literally spent the last hour googling my new house and car haha

I hope you've also been googling the fastest way to transfer a million to me.

Noooo hes already sorted it with me

You cheeky bugger. You've already got two left feet! I've only got the one. Naturally this means I deserve the million more than you

Noooooo because i have 2 left feet means i am speshul and could do with a few pennies

I'm ginger. That means I'm more speshul and in need of help

Hmmmmm thats true ...but i have 2 left feet

At least you can hop in order to fix the walking-in-straight-lines issue. Me? I'm battling the sun, even the moon, and the occasional car headlight to avoid burning up.

Put a hat on ...simples

It'd have to be a bloody big floppy hat. What if it's windy? It'd fly right off my head. There's a lot to think about with hats.

Have you got a big head or somthing ... stick an elastic band round it so it wont come off

:D No, but it's the pale skin that's the worry, not the hair. I just use the hair colour to scare the shit out of people who think it's not a nice colour"

Oooo dont panic got it sorted

..cover your self in mud you will be fine

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By *edRapscallionMan  over a year ago

London


"Y'all don't worry it's mine tonight anyway. Save your 2 squids. I've literally spent the last hour googling my new house and car haha

I hope you've also been googling the fastest way to transfer a million to me.

Noooo hes already sorted it with me

You cheeky bugger. You've already got two left feet! I've only got the one. Naturally this means I deserve the million more than you

Noooooo because i have 2 left feet means i am speshul and could do with a few pennies

I'm ginger. That means I'm more speshul and in need of help

Hmmmmm thats true ...but i have 2 left feet

At least you can hop in order to fix the walking-in-straight-lines issue. Me? I'm battling the sun, even the moon, and the occasional car headlight to avoid burning up.

Put a hat on ...simples

It'd have to be a bloody big floppy hat. What if it's windy? It'd fly right off my head. There's a lot to think about with hats.

Have you got a big head or somthing ... stick an elastic band round it so it wont come off

:D No, but it's the pale skin that's the worry, not the hair. I just use the hair colour to scare the shit out of people who think it's not a nice colour

Oooo dont panic got it sorted

..cover your self in mud you will be fine "

But then how can I do my part-time job as a human light-house on the coast of Cumbria by shining a light on my naked self and spinning around on cliff tops at night?

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham


":D No, but it's the pale skin that's the worry, not the hair. I just use the hair colour to scare the shit out of people who think it's not a nice colour

Oooo dont panic got it sorted

..cover your self in mud you will be fine "

Or he can hide under my boobs

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By *edRapscallionMan  over a year ago

London


":D No, but it's the pale skin that's the worry, not the hair. I just use the hair colour to scare the shit out of people who think it's not a nice colour

Oooo dont panic got it sorted

..cover your self in mud you will be fine

Or he can hide under my boobs "

Finally, a sensible suggestion

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Y'all don't worry it's mine tonight anyway. Save your 2 squids. I've literally spent the last hour googling my new house and car haha

I hope you've also been googling the fastest way to transfer a million to me.

Noooo hes already sorted it with me

You cheeky bugger. You've already got two left feet! I've only got the one. Naturally this means I deserve the million more than you

Noooooo because i have 2 left feet means i am speshul and could do with a few pennies

I'm ginger. That means I'm more speshul and in need of help

Hmmmmm thats true ...but i have 2 left feet

At least you can hop in order to fix the walking-in-straight-lines issue. Me? I'm battling the sun, even the moon, and the occasional car headlight to avoid burning up.

Put a hat on ...simples

It'd have to be a bloody big floppy hat. What if it's windy? It'd fly right off my head. There's a lot to think about with hats.

Have you got a big head or somthing ... stick an elastic band round it so it wont come off

:D No, but it's the pale skin that's the worry, not the hair. I just use the hair colour to scare the shit out of people who think it's not a nice colour

Oooo dont panic got it sorted

..cover your self in mud you will be fine

But then how can I do my part-time job as a human light-house on the coast of Cumbria by shining a light on my naked self and spinning around on cliff tops at night?"

Find a new job which involves mud and a floppy hat for your ginger hair

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


":D No, but it's the pale skin that's the worry, not the hair. I just use the hair colour to scare the shit out of people who think it's not a nice colour

Oooo dont panic got it sorted

..cover your self in mud you will be fine

Or he can hide under my boobs

Finally, a sensible suggestion"

What .... mine isnt sensible

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham


":D No, but it's the pale skin that's the worry, not the hair. I just use the hair colour to scare the shit out of people who think it's not a nice colour

Oooo dont panic got it sorted

..cover your self in mud you will be fine

Or he can hide under my boobs

Finally, a sensible suggestion

What .... mine isnt sensible "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So you've won 42 million, what's next?

"

Meeting lots of long lost family and friends

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By *edRapscallionMan  over a year ago

London


":D No, but it's the pale skin that's the worry, not the hair. I just use the hair colour to scare the shit out of people who think it's not a nice colour

Oooo dont panic got it sorted

..cover your self in mud you will be fine

Or he can hide under my boobs

Finally, a sensible suggestion

What .... mine isnt sensible "

It's slightly impractical. I suggest you spend time with your nearest local redhead in order to discover their needs

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham


"So you've won 42 million, what's next?

Meeting lots of long lost family and friends "

A bit careless to lose that many

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Right guys, I'm off to Newyork. It's been a blast. I've just sent a email for my interest in the LA apartment. Just waiting for my confirmation email from national lottery.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


":D No, but it's the pale skin that's the worry, not the hair. I just use the hair colour to scare the shit out of people who think it's not a nice colour

Oooo dont panic got it sorted

..cover your self in mud you will be fine

Or he can hide under my boobs

Finally, a sensible suggestion

What .... mine isnt sensible

It's slightly impractical. I suggest you spend time with your nearest local redhead in order to discover their needs"

Lol there are only 2 left footed feety people from where im from

No redheaded people

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Right guys, I'm off to Newyork. It's been a blast. I've just sent a email for my interest in the LA apartment. Just waiting for my confirmation email from national lottery."

Im hiding in the suitcase

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


":D No, but it's the pale skin that's the worry, not the hair. I just use the hair colour to scare the shit out of people who think it's not a nice colour

Oooo dont panic got it sorted

..cover your self in mud you will be fine

Or he can hide under my boobs

Finally, a sensible suggestion

What .... mine isnt sensible

"

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By *edRapscallionMan  over a year ago

London


":D No, but it's the pale skin that's the worry, not the hair. I just use the hair colour to scare the shit out of people who think it's not a nice colour

Oooo dont panic got it sorted

..cover your self in mud you will be fine

Or he can hide under my boobs

Finally, a sensible suggestion

What .... mine isnt sensible

It's slightly impractical. I suggest you spend time with your nearest local redhead in order to discover their needs

Lol there are only 2 left footed feety people from where im from

No redheaded people "

If you ever spot one, perhaps you should put up signs similar to those road signs warning about red squirrels. We're an endangered species, you know.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


":D No, but it's the pale skin that's the worry, not the hair. I just use the hair colour to scare the shit out of people who think it's not a nice colour

Oooo dont panic got it sorted

..cover your self in mud you will be fine

Or he can hide under my boobs

Finally, a sensible suggestion

What .... mine isnt sensible

It's slightly impractical. I suggest you spend time with your nearest local redhead in order to discover their needs

Lol there are only 2 left footed feety people from where im from

No redheaded people

If you ever spot one, perhaps you should put up signs similar to those road signs warning about red squirrels. We're an endangered species, you know."

No way really ...i bet you can find loads of them on here

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham


"If you ever spot one, perhaps you should put up signs similar to those road signs warning about red squirrels. We're an endangered species, you know."

Like hedgehogs, and I love them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If you ever spot one, perhaps you should put up signs similar to those road signs warning about red squirrels. We're an endangered species, you know.

Like hedgehogs, and I love them "

Awwww yes hedgehogs are cute ...

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