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Will my first meet be dissatisfied with my body...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Op are you new to fab? Xxx
What gave that away? "
Nothing I just want to complement you on your pro n pics. It's not often a newbie single man has such a well thought out pro. Xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Op are you new to fab? Xxx
What gave that away?
Nothing I just want to complement you on your pro n pics. It's not often a newbie single man has such a well thought out pro. Xxx"
Bless ya |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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OK. I started off saying, will my first meat be disappointed with my body.
Then I said, I small part me thinks yes.
Meaning, there's a good chance they'll be disappointed with my small penis.
Which isn't actually small, but it's a joke, I thought it was a good joke.
Never again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's the matter with your body? You've got a peach of an arse. What's your penis measuring in at?
Probably not two hand potatoes with an overhang, given this thread. "
He did say a small part |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"OK. I started off saying, will my first meat be disappointed with my body.
Then I said, I small part me thinks yes.
Meaning, there's a good chance they'll be disappointed with my small penis.
Which isn't actually small, but it's a joke, I thought it was a good joke.
Never again"
I gave you a response to that. It was obvious, really, but not as much as fun as going off at a tangent.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OK. I started off saying, will my first meat be disappointed with my body.
Then I said, I small part me thinks yes.
Meaning, there's a good chance they'll be disappointed with my small penis.
Which isn't actually small, but it's a joke, I thought it was a good joke.
Never again"
Maybe you over estimate your comedic value??? |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
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"OK. I started off saying, will my first meat be disappointed with my body.
Then I said, I small part me thinks yes.
Meaning, there's a good chance they'll be disappointed with my small penis.
Which isn't actually small, but it's a joke, I thought it was a good joke.
Never again" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OK. I started off saying, will my first meat be disappointed with my body.
Then I said, I small part me thinks yes.
Meaning, there's a good chance they'll be disappointed with my small penis.
Which isn't actually small, but it's a joke, I thought it was a good joke.
Never again
Maybe you over estimate your comedic value??? "
Maybe my comedic value is shit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's the matter with your body? You've got a peach of an arse. What's your penis measuring in at?
Probably not two hand potatoes with an overhang, given this thread.
He did say a small part "
*mic drop* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's the matter with your body? You've got a peach of an arse. What's your penis measuring in at?
Probably not two hand potatoes with an overhang, given this thread. "
Baby new potatoes maybe? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What's the matter with your body? You've got a peach of an arse. What's your penis measuring in at?
Probably not two hand potatoes with an overhang, given this thread.
He did say a small part
*mic drop*"
We'll played |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OK. I started off saying, will my first meat be disappointed with my body.
Then I said, I small part me thinks yes.
Meaning, there's a good chance they'll be disappointed with my small penis.
Which isn't actually small, but it's a joke, I thought it was a good joke.
Never again"
Never joke about the size of your penis. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OK. I started off saying, will my first meat be disappointed with my body.
Then I said, I small part me thinks yes.
Meaning, there's a good chance they'll be disappointed with my small penis.
Which isn't actually small, but it's a joke, I thought it was a good joke.
Never again
Never joke about the size of your penis. "
Surely it's better to joke about how small it is than lie about how big it is |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OK. I started off saying, will my first meat be disappointed with my body.
Then I said, I small part me thinks yes.
Meaning, there's a good chance they'll be disappointed with my small penis.
Which isn't actually small, but it's a joke, I thought it was a good joke.
Never again
Never joke about the size of your penis.
Surely it's better to joke about how small it is than lie about how big it is "
Yeah but had that been in a message you would've been blocked before having a chance to explain it was a joke! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"OK. I started off saying, will my first meat be disappointed with my body.
Then I said, I small part me thinks yes.
Meaning, there's a good chance they'll be disappointed with my small penis.
Which isn't actually small, but it's a joke, I thought it was a good joke.
Never again
Never joke about the size of your penis.
Surely it's better to joke about how small it is than lie about how big it is
Yeah but had that been in a message you would've been blocked before having a chance to explain it was a joke!"
Not by everyone. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OK. I started off saying, will my first meat be disappointed with my body.
Then I said, I small part me thinks yes.
Meaning, there's a good chance they'll be disappointed with my small penis.
Which isn't actually small, but it's a joke, I thought it was a good joke.
Never again
Never joke about the size of your penis.
Surely it's better to joke about how small it is than lie about how big it is
Yeah but had that been in a message you would've been blocked before having a chance to explain it was a joke!"
That's fine. A woman who doesn't get my humour is not a woman I want to have an intimate relationship with. Sense of humour is important me |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"OK. I started off saying, will my first meat be disappointed with my body.
Then I said, I small part me thinks yes.
Meaning, there's a good chance they'll be disappointed with my small penis.
Which isn't actually small, but it's a joke, I thought it was a good joke.
Never again
Never joke about the size of your penis.
Surely it's better to joke about how small it is than lie about how big it is
Yeah but had that been in a message you would've been blocked before having a chance to explain it was a joke!
That's fine. A woman who doesn't get my humour is not a woman I want to have an intimate relationship with. Sense of humour is important me "
Aw! You're a keeper.
Enjoy the fora.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OK. I started off saying, will my first meat be disappointed with my body.
Then I said, I small part me thinks yes.
Meaning, there's a good chance they'll be disappointed with my small penis.
Which isn't actually small, but it's a joke, I thought it was a good joke.
Never again
Never joke about the size of your penis.
Surely it's better to joke about how small it is than lie about how big it is
Yeah but had that been in a message you would've been blocked before having a chance to explain it was a joke!
That's fine. A woman who doesn't get my humour is not a woman I want to have an intimate relationship with. Sense of humour is important me
Aw! You're a keeper.
Enjoy the fora.
"
Sarcasm? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"OK. I started off saying, will my first meat be disappointed with my body.
Then I said, I small part me thinks yes.
Meaning, there's a good chance they'll be disappointed with my small penis.
Which isn't actually small, but it's a joke, I thought it was a good joke.
Never again
Never joke about the size of your penis.
Surely it's better to joke about how small it is than lie about how big it is
Yeah but had that been in a message you would've been blocked before having a chance to explain it was a joke!
That's fine. A woman who doesn't get my humour is not a woman I want to have an intimate relationship with. Sense of humour is important me
Aw! You're a keeper.
Enjoy the fora.
Sarcasm?"
Nooo! Genuinely meant.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OK. I started off saying, will my first meat be disappointed with my body.
Then I said, I small part me thinks yes.
Meaning, there's a good chance they'll be disappointed with my small penis.
Which isn't actually small, but it's a joke, I thought it was a good joke.
Never again
Never joke about the size of your penis.
Surely it's better to joke about how small it is than lie about how big it is
Yeah but had that been in a message you would've been blocked before having a chance to explain it was a joke!
That's fine. A woman who doesn't get my humour is not a woman I want to have an intimate relationship with. Sense of humour is important me
Aw! You're a keeper.
Enjoy the fora.
Sarcasm?
Nooo! Genuinely meant.
"
I'm sure. Nice to meet you though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OK. I started off saying, will my first meat be disappointed with my body.
Then I said, I small part me thinks yes.
Meaning, there's a good chance they'll be disappointed with my small penis.
Which isn't actually small, but it's a joke, I thought it was a good joke.
Never again"
I'm glad you cleared that up for me. It's late. I'm tired. |
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