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over a year ago
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"I can see your never regions ..and I'm 220 miles away, dam I have good eye sight 
I can see those gigantic binoculars glued to your eyes  "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Seems to be lots of potential for my new business.
Do not fear chaps. You too can get meets.
Since hanging up his sword and shield over six
months ago The Spartan 300 can help you achieve your wet dreams from only £19.99 per month (minimum three months).
For this bargain price you will get
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All of the above plus
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