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Most bizarre thing your pet has destroyed
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I have a 5 year Labrador that when he was young ate my house from top to bottom, I had to replace just about everything, carpets, door frames, sofas, more shoes that I can remember, the most bizarre thing he attacked was the bathroom bin, he ripped it to bits trying to get in and proudly walked into the living room with a used tampon hanging from his mouth  |
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Years ago my dad had a parrot and when we got home at night he would let him out ... This parrot would eat anything and drink anything !! One night my dad after a few whiskys woke up in the chair to the parrot by his side grinding up what looked like a polo only to discover when he felt a bit chilly that he had in fact turned every button on his best shirt to talcum powder! From the collar to the cuffs  |
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When I (Mr) was 13 I had a pet rat, among other rodents and insectcts . She was called Cleo, pure white with red eyes and contrary to popular belief, incredibly timid and friendly. Loved to lick my fingers with her little nobbley rat tongue, like a cat tongue but smaller.
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I made the mistake of leaving my school tie close to her cage one night which she proceeded to chew up and turn it into what looked like a very comfortable bed  .
Next day at school I got pulled up for not having my tie on. When I said my rat ate it I got 3 days detention.  .
Silver lining......
I brought her in at the end of term and said the teacher who gave me detention was terrified  . |
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"When I (Mr) was 13 I had a pet rat, among other rodents and insectcts . She was called Cleo, pure white with red eyes and contrary to popular belief, incredibly timid and friendly. Loved to lick my fingers with her little nobbley rat tongue, like a cat tongue but smaller.
Anyway,
I made the mistake of leaving my school tie close to her cage one night which she proceeded to chew up and turn it into what looked like a very comfortable bed .
Next day at school I got pulled up for not having my tie on. When I said my rat ate it I got 3 days detention. .
Silver lining......
I brought her in at the end of term and said the teacher who gave me detention was terrified ."
I had rats that did that to my curtains
Lesson learned, don't put rodent cages near your window  |
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Came home one Christmas and our dog ice eaten a full box of lint lindor chocolate, the really bizarre thing was it had unwrapped every single one without damaging any of the wrapping
Also once hate my electric toothbrush..got home to bits of copper and coil all over my living room floor |
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A dog I was looking after ate a pair of tights off the line. Not a huge problem, until she needed to shit them out again......she needed assistance, but didn't particularly care for us pulling long, long nylon from her arse. So she ran around the garden getting shit everywhere while we pulled and pulled the tights .....
Bloody dog! |
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I remember years ago on my daughters birthday we had hired a bouncy castle etc done a big buffet invited loads of people as you do
We had a white boxer at the time and put him upstairs in the bedroom out the way because he was very boisterous and to excitable to be around kids
Anyway it was about half an hour or so before people were due to arrive and he had managed to get the door open, came bounding downstairs and before I could stop him he had jumped up and was actually stood in the table and food eating for his life before I cought him and pulled him off |
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"Someone else's dinner  "
My Doberman stole my friend's cooked Christmas turkey.
My daughter's dog destroys tampons,that she steals from bags.
My dog destroys shoes,socks,coat-hangers,pegs,pens,chest of drawers,hair clips,brooms,feather dusters,golf tees,my kitchen trolley legs...the list is endless. |
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"I had a house rabbit who decided to strip the wallpaper."
Our cats keep stripping the wallpaler. 
When Steve was a lot younger and still at school he left a Mars bar (other confectionery is also available) in his satchel and his sisters boxer dog ripped it apart overnight to get at the Mars bar.
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One of my cats likes to destroy kitchen rolls. Only almost brand new ones, at that.
He doesn't discriminate though, I had a loo roll in the kitchen since I'd mysteriously run out of kitchen roll and he murdered that too. |
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it's not like theye are cheap to buy ffs! Bless him he's an old boy now. 