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Well that's it. Nothing else to do
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So it appears I've sent a message to every woman in my area who is looking for a single guy my age and who is my type.
I could go further a field but who wants to drive 50 miles all the time.
So that's it. I'm destined to a life on the forums.
Sorry Penis, I tried  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So it appears I've sent a message to every woman in my area who is looking for a single guy my age and who is my type.
I could go further a field but who wants to drive 50 miles all the time.
So that's it. I'm destined to a life on the forums.
Sorry Penis, I tried "
Haha, you and me both pal. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So it appears I've sent a message to every woman in my area who is looking for a single guy my age and who is my type.
I could go further a field but who wants to drive 50 miles all the time.
So that's it. I'm destined to a life on the forums.
Sorry Penis, I tried "
you're fun
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have you tried offering them cake?
After all, if you don't is kind of like false advertising...
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CAKE! That's what I've been missing. How long do I have to leave it before I can message them again? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you tried offering them cake?
After all, if you don't is kind of like false advertising...
CAKE! That's what I've been missing. How long do I have to leave it before I can message them again?"
How long before you can have cake ready? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have you tried offering them cake?
After all, if you don't is kind of like false advertising...
CAKE! That's what I've been missing. How long do I have to leave it before I can message them again?
How long before you can have cake ready? "
With my baking skills? Never. I'll see my nan on the weekend. She's a good baker |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you tried offering them cake?
After all, if you don't is kind of like false advertising...
CAKE! That's what I've been missing. How long do I have to leave it before I can message them again?"
You need a cock in a piece of cake pic, the chicks will dig that for sure   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you tried offering them cake?
After all, if you don't is kind of like false advertising...
CAKE! That's what I've been missing. How long do I have to leave it before I can message them again?
You need a cock in a piece of cake pic, the chicks will dig that for sure "
Muffin works best.  |
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"Have you tried offering them cake?
After all, if you don't is kind of like false advertising...
CAKE! That's what I've been missing. How long do I have to leave it before I can message them again?
You need a cock in a piece of cake pic, the chicks will dig that for sure "
But-wait for cake to cool down first!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have you tried offering them cake?
After all, if you don't is kind of like false advertising...
CAKE! That's what I've been missing. How long do I have to leave it before I can message them again?
You need a cock in a piece of cake pic, the chicks will dig that for sure
But-wait for cake to cool down first!! "
Yea good point. I'll turn the hob under custard off as well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Have a picture of your penis on your profile, just 1, standing sideways on, hands by your sides and full mast penis dangling free, also have a picture of your body with just your jaw in shot if you don't want a face pic public but do send a face pic with your opening message. Someone's gonna want to meet you soon. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you tried offering them cake?
After all, if you don't is kind of like false advertising...
CAKE! That's what I've been missing. How long do I have to leave it before I can message them again?
You need a cock in a piece of cake pic, the chicks will dig that for sure "
Be nice now Roxi   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have a picture of your penis on your profile, just 1, standing sideways on, hands by your sides and full mast penis dangling free, also have a picture of your body with just your jaw in shot if you don't want a face pic public but do send a face pic with your opening message. Someone's gonna want to meet you soon. "
Good advice. If I do, will you move closer to doncaster please. I'm not asking much |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have a picture of your penis on your profile, just 1, standing sideways on, hands by your sides and full mast penis dangling free, also have a picture of your body with just your jaw in shot if you don't want a face pic public but do send a face pic with your opening message. Someone's gonna want to meet you soon.
Good advice. If I do, will you move closer to doncaster please. I'm not asking much"
What and leave my beautiful country, no chance! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have a picture of your penis on your profile, just 1, standing sideways on, hands by your sides and full mast penis dangling free, also have a picture of your body with just your jaw in shot if you don't want a face pic public but do send a face pic with your opening message. Someone's gonna want to meet you soon.
Good advice. If I do, will you move closer to doncaster please. I'm not asking much
What and leave my beautiful country, no chance!"
You're being very unreasonable teabags |
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"Have you tried offering them cake?
After all, if you don't is kind of like false advertising...
CAKE! That's what I've been missing. How long do I have to leave it before I can message them again?
You need a cock in a piece of cake pic, the chicks will dig that for sure
But-wait for cake to cool down first!!
Yea good point. I'll turn the hob under custard off as well"
Cake AND custard?? Surely can't fail to impress!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So it appears I've sent a message to every woman in my area who is looking for a single guy my age and who is my type.
I could go further a field but who wants to drive 50 miles all the time.
So that's it. I'm destined to a life on the forums.
Sorry Penis, I tried "
I am sure everyone with a fanny in a 50 mile radius feels soooo special! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So it appears I've sent a message to every woman in my area who is looking for a single guy my age and who is my type.
I could go further a field but who wants to drive 50 miles all the time.
So that's it. I'm destined to a life on the forums.
Sorry Penis, I tried
I am sure everyone with a fanny in a 50 mile radius feels soooo special! "
I hope someone does |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So it appears I've sent a message to every woman in my area who is looking for a single guy my age and who is my type.
I could go further a field but who wants to drive 50 miles all the time.
So that's it. I'm destined to a life on the forums.
Sorry Penis, I tried
I am sure everyone with a fanny in a 50 mile radius feels soooo special!
I hope someone does "
I think it's called the splatter gun approach! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So it appears I've sent a message to every woman in my area who is looking for a single guy my age and who is my type.
I could go further a field but who wants to drive 50 miles all the time.
So that's it. I'm destined to a life on the forums.
Sorry Penis, I tried
I am sure everyone with a fanny in a 50 mile radius feels soooo special!
I hope someone does
I think it's called the splatter gun approach!"
To be honest I didn't message a huge amount of people. I wonder if I'm being too picky.
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
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"So it appears I've sent a message to every woman in my area who is looking for a single guy my age and who is my type.
I could go further a field but who wants to drive 50 miles all the time.
So that's it. I'm destined to a life on the forums.
Sorry Penis, I tried "
oh well OP I'm sure your cock appreciates all the copying and paste job you done on his behalf |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So it appears I've sent a message to every woman in my area who is looking for a single guy my age and who is my type.
I could go further a field but who wants to drive 50 miles all the time.
So that's it. I'm destined to a life on the forums.
Sorry Penis, I tried
I am sure everyone with a fanny in a 50 mile radius feels soooo special!
I hope someone does
I think it's called the splatter gun approach!
To be honest I didn't message a huge amount of people. I wonder if I'm being too picky.
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I rarely find people within a 50 mile radius that I want to fuck on here. Happy to remain picky and have a few mind blowing encounters rather than a local average fumble! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Get that cake between your butt cheeks, that'll wow them
I'm not stalking you btw.... Honest  "
I wouldn't mind if you was. Still not stalking my inbox though are ya x |
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