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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shat on the mat - along with the cat!
Brought some of her own cat shit with her 
Put justin Beiber album on!miss
She didn't bring rum  "
She did nothing.
Nothing but sit on the settee.
Mumbling.
Rocking.
Sharpening an axe.... |
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"Shat on the mat - along with the cat!
Brought some of her own cat shit with her
Put justin Beiber album on!miss
She didn't bring rum
She did nothing.
Nothing but sit on the settee.
Mumbling.
Rocking.
Sharpening an axe...."
And then set ma smoke detector off whilst making an apple & pear crumble ffs  |
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By *rozacMan
over a year ago
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Forced down an entire family size battenburg cake before proclaiming "watch this!" Proceeded to pull their drawers down before conjuring a whistle and blowing as hard as possible projected a stream of shit directly at my cat, who consequently jumped onto the windowsill and smeared shit all over my biege curtains that I'd only just washed two weeks earlier. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Replaced my makeup with value brands that were near empty and some clown face paint, just before that one meet I'd been waiting months for. Added vomit to my perfume too."
Something I should of done to a X he more or less did it to himself last Halloween when I wrote how much I Love another Guy on instagram  . |
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