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scared the living daylights out of me
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So I am sat watching TV after a yummy tea. It's getting dark and I haven't got round to drawing the curtains.
Something caught the corner of my eye, and what should be stood at the patio doors looking at me?.. a fox!.
Not what I was expecting and half scared me to death.  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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It wanted to watch telly too.
I hope you're over your fright.
I have one (urban) that sleeps on my doorstep sometimes. It's very nonchalant about moving out of the way when I get home late. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There is a fox that sleeps in the middle of our road.
It doesn't matter if I come home at 1 or 4am he is always there.
I'm surprised he hasn't been killed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was collecting the Christmas turkey one year when saw Mr fox slavering and drooling hoping that I would drop it or wondering whether it was worth fighting me for it "
This sounds like a Dickensian tale. |
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also, when i was at school a local farmer lost 2 of his bullocks (steady!!)...we were on the field during lunch laying at the bottom of the mudhills when all of a sudden one of them appeared at the top  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"also, when i was at school a local farmer lost 2 of his bullocks (steady!!)...we were on the field during lunch laying at the bottom of the mudhills when all of a sudden one of them appeared at the top "
Only you would attract one bullock! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jay woke up one day and looked out the window and a whole herd of cows in his garden  and only a few weeks ago a whole lot of sheep"
I like sheep. That would be cool. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"when we were kids we were in the front room watching tv when all of a sudden a massive great dane peered through the patio window
Edna ?
i think i might be too young for that joke "
Dane Edna. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"when we were kids we were in the front room watching tv when all of a sudden a massive great dane peered through the patio window
Edna ?
i think i might be too young for that joke
Dane Edna. "
And all the same letters too. |
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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago
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When i was younger about 9/10 my next door neighbour was looking after me (living in countryside, it was pitch black). she went out to get some coal from the passageway and her bf who lived a few doors down grabbed her leg through the catflap. We all screamed |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"When i was younger about 9/10 my next door neighbour was looking after me (living in countryside, it was pitch black). she went out to get some coal from the passageway and her bf who lived a few doors down grabbed her leg through the catflap. We all screamed "
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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago
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"When i was younger about 9/10 my next door neighbour was looking after me (living in countryside, it was pitch black). she went out to get some coal from the passageway and her bf who lived a few doors down grabbed her leg through the catflap. We all screamed "
He'd gone through the field and climbed over the garden hedge.
And people wonder why i dont like the dark lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So I am sat watching TV after a yummy tea. It's getting dark and I haven't got round to drawing the curtains.
Something caught the corner of my eye, and what should be stood at the patio doors looking at me?.. a fox!.
Not what I was expecting and half scared me to death. "
My brother lived in woodland in Holland. When I visited...I woke up to deer, ducks, geese sitting outside the French doors one morning.
I was awaiting bluebirds to fly in and clean the house! |
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