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Man Rant: Ladies Don't Read
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Spent all day upto my armpits in vinegar piss and shit clearing lime scale blockages in all three toilets. One thing lead to other, as it does, and toilet cistern in bits on bathroom floor at which point the human sinus irritably asked if I was going to be long because she needed a bath and why was I doing it anyway..f**king women...now off to screwfix for bits so,hopefully she'll be out by the time I get back...rant over!!! |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"ffs,,at 1st glance I thought this thread was called "man cunt,,ladies don't read""
I thought it was going to be a guy moaning about being inundated with messages from unsuitable women who hadn't used the magic code word written in his profile because they hadn't read it. Alas, it was plumbing related. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ffs,,at 1st glance I thought this thread was called "man cunt,,ladies don't read"
I thought it was going to be a guy moaning about being inundated with messages from unsuitable women who hadn't used the magic code word written in his profile because they hadn't read it. Alas, it was plumbing related."
Me too, I was kind of hoping it was ~ re address the balance & all that. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"I'm waiting for the OP to return and tell us if Screwfix was open amd if they had the right component. I hope he went with Fluidmaster rather than generic."
Let's hope the OP is reading this.
If you are and you're still in Screwfix, can you get me a new ballcock, please? Mine is sticking.
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"I'm waiting for the OP to return and tell us if Screwfix was open amd if they had the right component. I hope he went with Fluidmaster rather than generic.
Let's hope the OP is reading this.
If you are and you're still in Screwfix, can you get me a new ballcock, please? Mine is sticking.
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Cue the double entrendres about lube and ballcocks |
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"Spent all day upto my armpits in vinegar piss and shit clearing lime scale blockages in all three toilets. One thing lead to other, as it does, and toilet cistern in bits on bathroom floor at which point the human sinus irritably asked if I was going to be long because she needed a bath and why was I doing it anyway..f**king women...now off to screwfix for bits so,hopefully she'll be out by the time I get back...rant over!!! "
why was You doing it anyway?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm waiting for the OP to return and tell us if Screwfix was open amd if they had the right component. I hope he went with Fluidmaster rather than generic.
Let's hope the OP is reading this.
If you are and you're still in Screwfix, can you get me a new ballcock, please? Mine is sticking.
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Answers few questions...
No didn't know it was code for lady bath wank.
I checked before hand on closing times.
Bought generic part.
Didn't have bits left over.
Licketysplits are you psychic, went for citern ball cock valve and when I got back home found the effing thing didn't come with a ball and original was different.
Oh, human sinus, this country's snoring champion.
Anyway back of two of the toilets are still 1/4" coated in limescale....god I wish I still drank, what a day. Still pleased it allowed mirth and joviality amongst you all, lol x  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm waiting for the OP to return and tell us if Screwfix was open amd if they had the right component. I hope he went with Fluidmaster rather than generic.
Let's hope the OP is reading this.
If you are and you're still in Screwfix, can you get me a new ballcock, please? Mine is sticking.
Answers few questions...
No didn't know it was code for lady bath wank.
I checked before hand on closing times.
Bought generic part.
Didn't have bits left over.
Licketysplits are you psychic, went for citern ball cock valve and when I got back home found the effing thing didn't come with a ball and original was different.
Oh, human sinus, this country's snoring champion.
Anyway back of two of the toilets are still 1/4" coated in limescale....god I wish I still drank, what a day. Still pleased it allowed mirth and joviality amongst you all, lol x "
Exceedingly amusing
#threadoftheday |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Still not sure why ladies can't read it..
We are told not to do something we... Well I generally do  "
Didn't want you lovely ladies thinking I normally rant and swear about you all  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hmm when I saw on the thread title "ladies don't read" I composed a list in my head of ladies who will have disregarded the request, and posted to prove their case.
I was almost right, just one missing
OP You do know that phosphoric acid is 100 x more effective on limescale than vinigar don't you? you can buy it by the gallon in liquid form, add tomamine and salt to make it into a foaming paste for areas outside the waterline, give it 30 minutes and rinse well.
but keep it off aluminium, screws that up badly |
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You won't be doing this again will you, OP?
Or at least if you do, you won't post about it here, will you?
No. Thought not.
Now, have a gold star for silliest thread of the day and run along and rejoin the class. |
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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago
a quandary, could you change my mind? |
"Spent all day upto my armpits in vinegar piss and shit clearing lime scale blockages in all three toilets. One thing lead to other, as it does, and toilet cistern in bits on bathroom floor at which point the human sinus irritably asked if I was going to be long because she needed a bath and why was I doing it anyway..f**king women...now off to screwfix for bits so,hopefully she'll be out by the time I get back...rant over!!! "
Did you put a sign up for her to read? |
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