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By *ebzStar OP Woman over a year ago

Notting

so come on - silly child rhymes you used to use.

Mardy Mardy mustard,

Cant catch a custard,

Made you look

Ya dirty Duck

MAde you pull yr knickers up...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

hmmm didnt have any !!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

lier lier your bums on fire

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

shhhhhhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's the time

Half past nine

Hang your knickers on the line

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By *ebzStar OP Woman over a year ago

Notting

oooooooooooh i forgot,

Ants in ya pants

make ya belly button dance

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By *leasureDomeMan over a year ago

all over the place

made you look ,made you stare

made a barber cut your hair

cut it long ..cut it short ...

made him cut it with a knife and fork.

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By *ornywhores4Couple over a year ago

louth

oggie oggie oggie

stick your tits in the trolly

stick you fanny in a biscuit tin

stick your finger in your arse

and sit on the grass

and play with your ding-a-ling-ling

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By *ornywhores4Couple over a year ago

louth

oh-oh-dolly

shes been living i a asda trolly

she got married to an action man

now shes living in the A-TEAM van

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

DON'T READ IF EATING

yellow belly custard

green snot pie

all mixed together with a dead dogs eye

slap it on a butty

make it nice and thick

then drink it down with a cup of cold sick

Well I did warn you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ee bye gum ,

does ya willy touch ya bum,

do ya tits hang low,

can ya tie em in a bow.

Thats all i remember

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" DON'T READ IF EATING

yellow belly custard

green snot pie

all mixed together with a dead dogs eye

slap it on a butty

make it nice and thick

then drink it down with a cup of cold sick

Well I did warn you!

"
I'll come back to you later then - just having a bowl of cereal!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

jack chased jill up the hill to try and look at her fanny,

Imagine Jacks shock, when he pulled up Jills frock

and saw that she was a TRANNY XXXX

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" DON'T READ IF EATING

yellow belly custard

green snot pie

all mixed together with a dead dogs eye

slap it on a butty

make it nice and thick

then drink it down with a cup of cold sick

Well I did warn you!

I'll come back to you later then - just having a bowl of cereal!

That's a good idea Di!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" DON'T READ IF EATING

yellow belly custard

green snot pie

all mixed together with a dead dogs eye

slap it on a butty

make it nice and thick

then drink it down with a cup of cold sick

Well I did warn you!

I'll come back to you later then - just having a bowl of cereal!

That's a good idea Di!"
I've just read it and my mouth has juiced up lol. Yuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" DON'T READ IF EATING

yellow belly custard

green snot pie

all mixed together with a dead dogs eye

slap it on a butty

make it nice and thick

then drink it down with a cup of cold sick

Well I did warn you!

I'll come back to you later then - just having a bowl of cereal!

That's a good idea Di!I've just read it and my mouth has juiced up lol. Yuck

Wish I could juice you up another way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" DON'T READ IF EATING

yellow belly custard

green snot pie

all mixed together with a dead dogs eye

slap it on a butty

make it nice and thick

then drink it down with a cup of cold sick

Well I did warn you!

I'll come back to you later then - just having a bowl of cereal!

That's a good idea Di!I've just read it and my mouth has juiced up lol. Yuck

Wish I could juice you up another way

"
Oooh you naughty boy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" DON'T READ IF EATING

yellow belly custard

green snot pie

all mixed together with a dead dogs eye

slap it on a butty

make it nice and thick

then drink it down with a cup of cold sick

Well I did warn you!

I'll come back to you later then - just having a bowl of cereal!

That's a good idea Di!I've just read it and my mouth has juiced up lol. Yuck

Wish I could juice you up another way

Oooh you naughty boy

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By *aryfairy2Couple over a year ago

leicester

if i had the wings of a sparrow,

if i had the ass of a crow,

i'd fly to the top a building,

and shit on the people below!

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By *heekychezzaWoman over a year ago

warrington

Little birdie flying high

dropped a message from the sky

plop!

Farmer Brown is thanking God

....why?

he's thanking God that cows don't fly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its raining

Its pouring

The old man is snoring

He went to bed

And bumped his head

And couldn't get up in the morning

Although my personal fave is

Debutante and Arclight sitting in a tree

K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Hey, I can dream can't I

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Its raining

Its pouring

The old man is snoring

He went to bed

And bumped his head

And couldn't get up in the morning

Although my personal fave is

Debutante and Arclight sitting in a tree

K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Hey, I can dream can't I

barf...

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By *ebzStar OP Woman over a year ago

Notting

"Its raining

Its pouring

The old man is snoring

He went to bed

And bumped his head

And couldn't get up in the morning

Although my personal fave is

Debutante and Arclight sitting in a tree

K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Hey, I can dream can't I

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By *leasureDomeMan over a year ago

all over the place

The only time you;ll find her up a tree is if she is scrumping

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Her: That ain't my belly button!

Me: Ain't my feckin finger either!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
Forum Mod

Inky pinky ponky

Daddy had a donkey

donkey died daddy cried

inky pinky ponky

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

Ip dip dash

My blue sash

Sailing on the water

like a cup and saucer

Ip dip dash

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Its raining

Its pouring

The old man is snoring

He went to bed

And bumped his head

And couldn't get up in the morning

Although my personal fave is

Debutante and Arclight sitting in a tree

K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Hey, I can dream can't I

"
I'm hoping thats because your scared of heights,not me

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By *ebzStar OP Woman over a year ago

Notting

Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not sure why but

Neil, Neil, Orange Peel

popped into my head on another thread

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By *ebzStar OP Woman over a year ago

Notting

"Not sure why but

Neil, Neil, Orange Peel

popped into my head on another thread"

your a poet and you didnt know it....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

On top of spaghetti,

All covered with cheese

I lost my poor meatball

when somebody sneezed

It rolled off the table

and onto the floor

And then my poor meatball

it rolled out the door.

Rolled into the garden

and under a bush

and then my poor meatball

was nothing but mush

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ickle bickle

chockle bockle

ickle bickle

bok.

as in eeny meeny.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Port wine comes from Portsmouth

Wolverhampton gives us wool

we get ham from amsterdam

and liver from liverpool

picallilies come from picadilly

cucumbers come from cumberland

eggs they come from exeter

and tomotoes they grow on the strand

my grandad used to tell me that one when i was little

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Port wine comes from Portsmouth

Wolverhampton gives us wool

we get ham from amsterdam

and liver from liverpool

picallilies come from picadilly

cucumbers come from cumberland

eggs they come from exeter

and tomotoes they grow on the strand

my grandad used to tell me that one when i was little"

Is it true?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

January, February, March, April, and May......Jack and Jill went up the hill, not for water they say, but still

June, July, August,.....merry we understand

September, October, November, December.....it's nothing to do with you.

No idea how i remember that one!! or why

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are u lonesome tonight

Is ur bra too tight

Are ur knickers stuck halfway up ur arse

from my school days

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

well coming from wolverhampton.....there werent many sheep around lol

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By *ebzStar OP Woman over a year ago

Notting

Half a pound of nuts and bolts

Half a pound of lastic

Stick em in a washing machine

And out pops a spastic

(sorry - was a school ground chime and NOT meant to offend.

All disclaimers on this thread - please report to ....www.opppsifuckedup.com...thanks)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bonnie & Clyde, they went to Piccadilly

They pulled a coppers willy

And they ran away

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By *ebzStar OP Woman over a year ago

Notting

isnt it funny that half the real shildish rhymes - dont even rhyme!!!

Heeheeheeee

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By *ebzStar OP Woman over a year ago

Notting

ok - a really REALLY childish song that had us all laughing at work, no particualr tune, but has to rhyme, so

....

i was walking down the street

when i saw it at ma feet

Diahrroea

I was talking to my mum

when it slipped out of my bum

Diarrhoea

I was talking to me brother

when it splattered on me mother

Diarrhoea

I was talking to me sister

When it soaked in to ma blister

Diarrhoea

I was watching someone beg,

When it slid right down me leg,

Diarrhoea

Diarrhoea...

Think you get the gyst....ooops

I was taling out me crack,

When it came out dark and black...

ok - i will stop now...sorry

xxx

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