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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You're stranded on a deserted island which is full of vegetation, which of course you're unaware of at first. All you have with you is a machete and daily supply of water.
Additionally you can have an extra item, animal or person with you.
What would you choose and why? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I really would need music. Can I have a samba band?
Yes 1 person band 
That will have to do as long as it's a he and he can bring instruments. "
Nope, he would have to play on whatever he can make or find on shore |
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By (user no longer on site)
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My one item would be a shipping crate....full of stuff such as sun lotion, a hot man, good book, every thing I would need and then a sturdy inflatable boat for when I have had enough and want to go home  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I really would need music. Can I have a samba band?
Yes 1 person band
That will have to do as long as it's a he and he can bring instruments.
Nope, he would have to play on whatever he can make or find on shore"
Then I'm not going to that stupid island  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Sat phone so i can call for help..... And maybe a pizza "
You can't have both but you could call Domino's with your sat phone and ask if they make overseas deliveries |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I really would need music. Can I have a samba band?
Yes 1 person band
That will have to do as long as it's a he and he can bring instruments.
Nope, he would have to play on whatever he can make or find on shore
Then I'm not going to that stupid island "
Well too bad because you don't have a choice and now I'm taking away your musician too! |
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"You're stranded on a deserted island which is full of vegetation, which of course you're unaware of at first. All you have with you is a machete and daily supply of water.
Additionally you can have an extra item, animal or person with you.
What would you choose and why?"
Justin Bieber Because I Love Justin Bieber Unconditionally and Justin&Me B Great at Starting Our Own Island     . |
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"A QuickieMart
That's fine, all the shelves are empty though
Oh no they're not!
Ohhh look - walkinwifi!
Lucky me!
Actually, no, let's upgrade that - I'm taking a whole WalMart store "
*wanders through, checking out the baths before having a lie down in the bedding section...*
Yep, this might have to do...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A QuickieMart
That's fine, all the shelves are empty though
Oh no they're not!
Ohhh look - walkinwifi!
Lucky me!
Actually, no, let's upgrade that - I'm taking a whole WalMart store "
I'm taking away your platinum membership card, now you can only have a half of an additional item  |
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"A QuickieMart
That's fine, all the shelves are empty though
Oh no they're not!
Ohhh look - walkinwifi!
Lucky me!
Actually, no, let's upgrade that - I'm taking a whole WalMart store
*wanders through, checking out the baths before having a lie down in the bedding section...*
Yep, this might have to do...
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Hmmm... don't think much of the books and magazines but there's a whole bikes section at the back... might go off for a little ride...
See ya!
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A fully charged satellite phone, I damaged and in full working order, so I can make contact th the outside world and get rescued. It that's not available, I'll take a saucepan, to help cook the vegetables. |
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Blimey! Back from that bike ride. That was craaaa-zeeeey!
Turns out the whole island is populated by ship wreaked swingers trying to survive with Bear Grylls (who's gone into meltdown, demanding his producer and a hotel room... WTF?) and there seems to be a machete glut - people are starting to use them as currency 
So. I've made a few changes. You'll be relived to know that we have distributed the contents of the WalMart equally, according to need and tastes. The only thing I banned and burned was all copies of The Daily Mail.
I'm pleased to report we have created the perfect swinging paradise.
The future's so bright I gotta wear shades...
Now, where's my cocktail?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Someone had 1 too many red bulls this morning .
The cocktail is chilling
Preparation prevents piss-poor performance"
Krol Karol kupil krolowej Karolinie korale koloru kolorowego
That's what I thought |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ok I've read the book and changed my mind....
I'll take someone to amuse me instead
David Cameron?
He can be camp gimp"
Just don't let him near the wild pigs living on the island. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You're stranded on a deserted island which is full of vegetation, which of course you're unaware of at first. All you have with you is a machete and daily supply of water.
Additionally you can have an extra item, animal or person with you.
What would you choose and why?
Justin Bieber Because I Love Justin Bieber Unconditionally and Justin&Me B Great at Starting Our Own Island ."
The little shit has grown up to be quite handsome. I wish you luck in your endeavours. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok I've read the book and changed my mind....
I'll take someone to amuse me instead
David Cameron?
He can be camp gimp
Just don't let him near the wild pigs living on the island. "
Lmfao |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A boat?
No paddles ?
I'm easy - I can always craft some with my machete.
I'll find you something from the WalMart - they have a huge sports section. Think I saw a jetski in there somewhere..."
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