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Morning naughty people.
Have you ever had one of those moments that you really done something stupid and wish nobody had seen it? Well,I'm Mrs clumsy and I get one of them every day, worse thing, hubby always sees the whole thing.
Last one was yesterday. He made this lovely chocolate cake serve with cream and berries. I was sitting nicely on the sofa naked. So I went to get the first bit and somehow I manage to turn the plate and the whole thing turns upside-down on my lady bits. 
At this point I turn right and hubby is literally dying with laughter. "i saw the whole thing you clumsy" 
no sympathy . I'm getting new hubby today.
Anyway, what's your for fuck sake moment?
MrsSB
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over a year ago
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"Made a cup of tea earlier.
Wasn't really with it...put my mug back in the fridge not the milk. Doh. Wake up.
My fridge moment was putting the telly remote in the fridge. 
I'm awesome
MrsSB "
Lol. Hope you lost it shortly after down the side of the seat, so it could warm back up.... |
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"Made a cup of tea earlier.
Wasn't really with it...put my mug back in the fridge not the milk. Doh. Wake up.
My fridge moment was putting the telly remote in the fridge.
I'm awesome
MrsSB
Lol. Hope you lost it shortly after down the side of the seat, so it could warm back up...."
I put it on my crotch 
Lovely and fresh
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over a year ago
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Bumping into a fabber I'd seen previously at Townhouse, (just said hi etc) with my mum and child in Costco... Who then bumped into us about 5 times and had conversation with my mum! |
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over a year ago
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"Walking back from the shop not looking where im going
and trip over and fall flat on my ass
to the ammusment of a gang of teenagers
I bet that hurt. Hugs
MrsSB "
it hurt my pride more then anything else
thankyou x x |
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"Bumping into a fabber I'd seen previously at Townhouse, (just said hi etc) with my mum and child in Costco... Who then bumped into us about 5 times and had conversation with my mum! "
That's pretty funny. Not for you though
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"Too long for all the details (unless you beg me...) but once I slept in the wrong apartment. I only realised the day after...
Details please. Pretty please
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That's not begging, I'm afraid  "
My butt is up in the aire.  Seriously
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"Walking back from the shop not looking where im going
and trip over and fall flat on my ass
to the ammusment of a gang of teenagers
I bet that hurt. Hugs
MrsSB
it hurt my pride more then anything else
thankyou x x"
That's what I meant. Teenagers are mean.
Mwwwaaa
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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago
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"Tried turning the tv off with my car keys. Took me a while to figure out why it wasnt working 
Should've gone to specsavers!"
I was tired (i think) yhis one not so sure about:
Left a voicemail for my area manager and swapped out names round - hi (mine) its (his) ..... i quickly realised didnt know what to do so hung up. Had to ring again making me look like even more of a dick. made him laugh though when he got it. |
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"Walking back from the shop not looking where im going
and trip over and fall flat on my ass
to the ammusment of a gang of teenagers
I bet that hurt. Hugs
MrsSB
it hurt my pride more then anything else
thankyou x x
That's what I meant. Teenagers are mean.
Mwwwaaa
MrsSB "
arnt they just
and 1 cheeky sod said do you want a hand up nana i kinda replied with an unsavoury word lol |
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"Walking back from the shop not looking where im going
and trip over and fall flat on my ass
to the ammusment of a gang of teenagers
I bet that hurt. Hugs
MrsSB
it hurt my pride more then anything else
thankyou x x
That's what I meant. Teenagers are mean.
Mwwwaaa
MrsSB
arnt they just
and 1 cheeky sod said do you want a hand up nana i kinda replied with an unsavoury word lol "
What? But you are such a lady  |
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over a year ago
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I'm with you on the clumsy scale, I can literally fall over nothing, I'm always covered in bruises with no idea of how I get them. And that doesn't include the ones on my ass that Mr NbN gives me!!
I fell down the fecking stairs yesterday  |
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"I'm with you on the clumsy scale, I can literally fall over nothing, I'm always covered in bruises with no idea of how I get them. And that doesn't include the ones on my ass that Mr NbN gives me!!
I fell down the fecking stairs yesterday "
I twist my ankle walking on flat at least once a week
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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago
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"I'm with you on the clumsy scale, I can literally fall over nothing, I'm always covered in bruises with no idea of how I get them. And that doesn't include the ones on my ass that Mr NbN gives me!!
I fell down the fecking stairs yesterday
I twist my ankle walking on flat at least once a week
MrsSB "
Im the same, i have so many briuses and no idea where they have come from. As for injuring ankles, i tore the ligament in mine last week  |
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By *ames6ft5Man
over a year ago
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Last one was yesterday. He made this lovely chocolate cake serve with cream and berries. I was sitting nicely on the sofa naked. So I went to get the first bit and somehow I manage to turn the plate and the whole thing turns upside-down on my lady bits.
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You're clearly a pervert |
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"Walking back from the shop not looking where im going
and trip over and fall flat on my ass
to the ammusment of a gang of teenagers
I bet that hurt. Hugs
MrsSB
it hurt my pride more then anything else
thankyou x x
That's what I meant. Teenagers are mean.
Mwwwaaa
MrsSB
arnt they just
and 1 cheeky sod said do you want a hand up nana i kinda replied with an unsavoury word lol
What? But you are such a lady "
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"I'm with you on the clumsy scale, I can literally fall over nothing, I'm always covered in bruises with no idea of how I get them. And that doesn't include the ones on my ass that Mr NbN gives me!!
I fell down the fecking stairs yesterday
I twist my ankle walking on flat at least once a week
MrsSB
Im the same, i have so many briuses and no idea where they have come from. As for injuring ankles, i tore the ligament in mine last week "
Ouch. Hope you are OK and resting.
Big hugs
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Last one was yesterday. He made this lovely chocolate cake serve with cream and berries. I was sitting nicely on the sofa naked. So I went to get the first bit and somehow I manage to turn the plate and the whole thing turns upside-down on my lady bits.
You're clearly a pervert "
Everybody knows that
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over a year ago
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"Yesterday (cry) (cry) (cry)
Trying reverse my car in 6th gear "
I have 2 cars. The reverse is in different positions... (top left/bottom right)
You're not alone on this one
Oops |
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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago
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"I'm with you on the clumsy scale, I can literally fall over nothing, I'm always covered in bruises with no idea of how I get them. And that doesn't include the ones on my ass that Mr NbN gives me!!
I fell down the fecking stairs yesterday
I twist my ankle walking on flat at least once a week
MrsSB
Im the same, i have so many briuses and no idea where they have come from. As for injuring ankles, i tore the ligament in mine last week
Ouch. Hope you are OK and resting.
Big hugs
MrsSB "
Thankyou. Getting there but still on crutches. Stupid thing was all i did was stand up |
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"I'm with you on the clumsy scale, I can literally fall over nothing, I'm always covered in bruises with no idea of how I get them. And that doesn't include the ones on my ass that Mr NbN gives me!!
I fell down the fecking stairs yesterday
I twist my ankle walking on flat at least once a week
MrsSB
Im the same, i have so many briuses and no idea where they have come from. As for injuring ankles, i tore the ligament in mine last week
Ouch. Hope you are OK and resting.
Big hugs
MrsSB
Thankyou. Getting there but still on crutches. Stupid thing was all i did was stand up "
Sit in the garden and enjoy sunshine. For health reasons of course
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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago
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"I'm with you on the clumsy scale, I can literally fall over nothing, I'm always covered in bruises with no idea of how I get them. And that doesn't include the ones on my ass that Mr NbN gives me!!
I fell down the fecking stairs yesterday
I twist my ankle walking on flat at least once a week
MrsSB
Im the same, i have so many briuses and no idea where they have come from. As for injuring ankles, i tore the ligament in mine last week
Ouch. Hope you are OK and resting.
Big hugs
MrsSB
Thankyou. Getting there but still on crutches. Stupid thing was all i did was stand up
Sit in the garden and enjoy sunshine. For health reasons of course
MrsSB "
If only i wasnt at work i would |
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My FFS moment was in FWB,s car, it was about 6am had done an overnight and he had to go somewhere before dropping me home. We passed 9 big windturbines. About half an hour miles further down same road we passed some more, I piped up " are those the ones we passed just now?" I realised how stupid I was as it came out of my mouth, and the amused looked he gave me will haunt me forever.
In my defence I had been awake all night coz he was wiggling like an eel, farting and snoring all night ( except for when he thought I was asleep and sent a sneaky text)
I am still laughing about the cake in your ladybugs OP! XXX |
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By *obitoutMan
over a year ago
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"Yesterday (cry) (cry) (cry)
Trying reverse my car in 6th gear "
Oops... We've all done it especially when in a different car. While on the car theme i had an old polish lady randomly open the back door of my car, get in and just sit there!! Turns out her 1000 year old husband was picking her up in a car the same colour as mine |
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"Morning naughty people.
Have you ever had one of those moments that you really done something stupid and wish nobody had seen it? Well,I'm Mrs clumsy and I get one of them every day, worse thing, hubby always sees the whole thing.
Last one was yesterday. He made this lovely chocolate cake serve with cream and berries. I was sitting nicely on the sofa naked. So I went to get the first bit and somehow I manage to turn the plate and the whole thing turns upside-down on my lady bits.
At this point I turn right and hubby is literally dying with laughter. "i saw the whole thing you clumsy"
no sympathy . I'm getting new hubby today.
Anyway, what's your for fuck sake moment?
MrsSB
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think yourself lucky would had taken pic mrs sB put on herexx |
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I have to say it was my first day at work a lorry had arrived to take an order so me and the boss loaded it i thought i would be clever and carry 5 boxes instead of 3 as a result i couldent see where i was going and triped and fell on top of them .....and yes he watched me do it |
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"Morning naughty people.
Have you ever had one of those moments that you really done something stupid and wish nobody had seen it? Well,I'm Mrs clumsy and I get one of them every day, worse thing, hubby always sees the whole thing.
Last one was yesterday. He made this lovely chocolate cake serve with cream and berries. I was sitting nicely on the sofa naked. So I went to get the first bit and somehow I manage to turn the plate and the whole thing turns upside-down on my lady bits.
At this point I turn right and hubby is literally dying with laughter. "i saw the whole thing you clumsy"
no sympathy . I'm getting new hubby today.
Anyway, what's your for fuck sake moment?
MrsSB
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If that was me i would say hold still and i would eat it off you then once ive sucked it all up i would get you another slice mmmmmm pussy smothered cake  |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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Long time ago now but making a cup of tea while talking to family and while pouring the water turned to talk to dad, scalding hot water over my two bare feet.
So that'll be a trip to A&E then dumbarse!
Never done it again though!
S
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"Long time ago now but making a cup of tea while talking to family and while pouring the water turned to talk to dad, scalding hot water over my two bare feet.
So that'll be a trip to A&E then dumbarse!
Never done it again though!
S
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Was you ok in the end |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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"Long time ago now but making a cup of tea while talking to family and while pouring the water turned to talk to dad, scalding hot water over my two bare feet.
So that'll be a trip to A&E then dumbarse!
Never done it again though!
S
Was you ok in the end"
Yep no grafts or anything bad just a bit of lost skin
Thanks for asking
S |
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"Long time ago now but making a cup of tea while talking to family and while pouring the water turned to talk to dad, scalding hot water over my two bare feet.
So that'll be a trip to A&E then dumbarse!
Never done it again though!
S
Was you ok in the end
Yep no grafts or anything bad just a bit of lost skin
Thanks for asking
S"
Your welcome beats my misshap |
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"My FFS moment was in FWB,s car, it was about 6am had done an overnight and he had to go somewhere before dropping me home. We passed 9 big windturbines. About half an hour miles further down same road we passed some more, I piped up " are those the ones we passed just now?" I realised how stupid I was as it came out of my mouth, and the amused looked he gave me will haunt me forever.
In my defence I had been awake all night coz he was wiggling like an eel, farting and snoring all night ( except for when he thought I was asleep and sent a sneaky text)
I am still laughing about the cake in your ladybugs OP! XXX"
He sounds awesome
It was really funny. It's something everyday. So I will post today when it happens
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"Morning naughty people.
Have you ever had one of those moments that you really done something stupid and wish nobody had seen it? Well,I'm Mrs clumsy and I get one of them every day, worse thing, hubby always sees the whole thing.
Last one was yesterday. He made this lovely chocolate cake serve with cream and berries. I was sitting nicely on the sofa naked. So I went to get the first bit and somehow I manage to turn the plate and the whole thing turns upside-down on my lady bits.
At this point I turn right and hubby is literally dying with laughter. "i saw the whole thing you clumsy"
no sympathy . I'm getting new hubby today.
Anyway, what's your for fuck sake moment?
MrsSB
think yourself lucky would had taken pic mrs sB put on herexx"
He was laughing so much he was crying
Looking for a new husband
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"I have to say it was my first day at work a lorry had arrived to take an order so me and the boss loaded it i thought i would be clever and carry 5 boxes instead of 3 as a result i couldent see where i was going and triped and fell on top of them .....and yes he watched me do it "
That is starting with a bang
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"Made a cup of tea earlier.
Wasn't really with it...put my mug back in the fridge not the milk. Doh. Wake up.
My fridge moment was putting the telly remote in the fridge.
I'm awesome
MrsSB "
I put my house/car keys in the fridge once. . 6 hours later after looking i found them when i went to drown my sorrows of the lost keys with wine.
Moral of story - wine solves everything
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"Morning naughty people.
Have you ever had one of those moments that you really done something stupid and wish nobody had seen it? Well,I'm Mrs clumsy and I get one of them every day, worse thing, hubby always sees the whole thing.
Last one was yesterday. He made this lovely chocolate cake serve with cream and berries. I was sitting nicely on the sofa naked. So I went to get the first bit and somehow I manage to turn the plate and the whole thing turns upside-down on my lady bits.
At this point I turn right and hubby is literally dying with laughter. "i saw the whole thing you clumsy"
no sympathy . I'm getting new hubby today.
Anyway, what's your for fuck sake moment?
MrsSB
If that was me i would say hold still and i would eat it off you then once ive sucked it all up i would get you another slice mmmmmm pussy smothered cake "
I did eat the cake from my lap to my plate to my mouth. Delicious.
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Many years ago; did some shopping in town, jumped on the bus to go home. When I got home, my car wasn't in the drive.
Just about to ring the police to report it stolen, when I remembered I had driven it into town to go shopping.
Duh.
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"Morning naughty people.
Have you ever had one of those moments that you really done something stupid and wish nobody had seen it? Well,I'm Mrs clumsy and I get one of them every day, worse thing, hubby always sees the whole thing.
Last one was yesterday. He made this lovely chocolate cake serve with cream and berries. I was sitting nicely on the sofa naked. So I went to get the first bit and somehow I manage to turn the plate and the whole thing turns upside-down on my lady bits.
At this point I turn right and hubby is literally dying with laughter. "i saw the whole thing you clumsy"
no sympathy . I'm getting new hubby today.
Anyway, what's your for fuck sake moment?
MrsSB
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Reading this...I thought for fuck sake |
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"FFS... Being a woman with raging hormones and The Red Devil
Awwww.....not good. Glad I haven't had the red devil for 4 years now Yayyyyyy xxxxxx Suzi"
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I had just poured a glass of cold water and sat down to watch a film, it made me jump unexpectedly and I threw the whole glass of cold water in my face and down my front the shock made me gasp and my mother nearly had a seizure laughing at me |
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My biggest ffs moment was getting home at 4am after a night of drink and sex wanting nothing more but my bed and not being able to get my key in the door so knocked on the door till my housemate answered to be greeted by a stranger and realising id gone to my old house after having moved a few weeks before hand |
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Want for a job interview years ago just after id passed my beauty therapy 3. Looking the dogs bollocks. Interview went really well they offered me a pt job (needed ft so said id think about it) walking out of the shop and I forgot about the step and fell flat on my face. I was too mortified to take the job. xxx |
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I filled up the car with petrol and had my mind on other things, went and paid, got back in the car and realised I was sat in the passengers seat! Mortified, so pretending to look in glove compartment.. Before getting out and doing the 'walk of shame' back to the drivers side!!! |
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"Many years ago; did some shopping in town, jumped on the bus to go home. When I got home, my car wasn't in the drive.
Just about to ring the police to report it stolen, when I remembered I had driven it into town to go shopping.
Duh.
Had to get another bus back to town to get it."
Pmsl
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"Want for a job interview years ago just after id passed my beauty therapy 3. Looking the dogs bollocks. Interview went really well they offered me a pt job (needed ft so said id think about it) walking out of the shop and I forgot about the step and fell flat on my face. I was too mortified to take the job. xxx"
Oh bless. Lovely new pic
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"All you stories are hilarious.
MrsSB
Ffs....I've been wired for 3 days and I faf.
Good things come to those who wait I'm told "
I told you get the train to Warrington and I will sort you out
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"All you stories are hilarious.
MrsSB
Ffs....I've been wired for 3 days and I faf.
Good things come to those who wait I'm told
I told you get the train to Warrington and I will sort you out
MrsSB "
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"FFS... Being a woman with raging hormones and The Red Devil
Do you want some chocolate cake?
MrsSB "
Yes please Mrs SB and a big hug if you would be ever so kind  |
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"FFS... Being a woman with raging hormones and The Red Devil
Do you want some chocolate cake?
MrsSB
Yes please Mrs SB and a big hug if you would be ever so kind "
Hubby is making another one right now. It will be ready in about 2h. So get in the car and I'm waiting to give you a big hug.
MrsSB |
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"FFS... Being a woman with raging hormones and The Red Devil
Do you want some chocolate cake?
MrsSB
Yes please Mrs SB and a big hug if you would be ever so kind
Hubby is making another one right now. It will be ready in about 2h. So get in the car and I'm waiting to give you a big hug.
MrsSB "
Right I'm on my way, driving like flipping Sterling Moss to smell that cake coming out of the oven. We might just skip the cake though and move to the hugs |
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"FFS... Being a woman with raging hormones and The Red Devil
Do you want some chocolate cake?
MrsSB
Yes please Mrs SB and a big hug if you would be ever so kind
Hubby is making another one right now. It will be ready in about 2h. So get in the car and I'm waiting to give you a big hug.
MrsSB
Right I'm on my way, driving like flipping Sterling Moss to smell that cake coming out of the oven. We might just skip the cake though and move to the hugs "
First "hugs" and then cake.
Hugs is sex btw |
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By *itzhallMan
over a year ago
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My ffs moment came when I was in my 30s.. I had an overnighter with a lady and wore silk boxer's to meet.. got up at crack of dawn to go to work, got dressed in dark so i didn't wake her..... got into work only to find that I'd pulled on her silky cami knickers on by mistake but didn't realize until I'd dropped trousers to put on overalls.... in front of whole shift |
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