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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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According to friends, I'm a lot funnier and witty.
I don't get up to much shenanigans.
I can think of a few from the last, but if I tell you, I'd most likely have to kill you.
Night
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've only ever been d*unk once in my life. My siblings decided to finally get me d*unk on Christmas day.
From what I can remember, I became a little aggressive as I wanted to go home even though they were stopping me.
Finally I've managed to climb over the fence in the backyard and walk back home. For whatever reason I decided that I must do 10 push ups every time I pass a lamppost, sign, or a street light.
You can imagine all the people and cars looking at me like an idiot doing push ups on the road crossing...
I also vomited 8 times that day. |
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"I've only ever been d*unk once in my life. My siblings decided to finally get me d*unk on Christmas day.
From what I can remember, I became a little aggressive as I wanted to go home even though they were stopping me.
Finally I've managed to climb over the fence in the backyard and walk back home. For whatever reason I decided that I must do 10 push ups every time I pass a lamppost, sign, or a street light.
You can imagine all the people and cars looking at me like an idiot doing push ups on the road crossing...
I also vomited 8 times that day."
*First* time I got d*unk I was 14yrs old. Round at a friend's while his parents were on holiday.
We mixed the contents of the spirits cabinet.
I was so ill they had to change the carpet in the hall
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I prefer to have a few drinks when meeting because it gives me a bit more confidence.
But made the mistake of having a few to any the other week and apprently I was rolling around on the floor asking for someone to fuck me luckily the person we had met was a complete gentleman and refused either that or he was terrified lololol never again |
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"I've only ever been d*unk once in my life. My siblings decided to finally get me d*unk on Christmas day.
From what I can remember, I became a little aggressive as I wanted to go home even though they were stopping me.
Finally I've managed to climb over the fence in the backyard and walk back home. For whatever reason I decided that I must do 10 push ups every time I pass a lamppost, sign, or a street light.
You can imagine all the people and cars looking at me like an idiot doing push ups on the road crossing...
I also vomited 8 times that day."
 bloody siblings. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've only ever been d*unk once in my life. My siblings decided to finally get me d*unk on Christmas day.
From what I can remember, I became a little aggressive as I wanted to go home even though they were stopping me.
Finally I've managed to climb over the fence in the backyard and walk back home. For whatever reason I decided that I must do 10 push ups every time I pass a lamppost, sign, or a street light.
You can imagine all the people and cars looking at me like an idiot doing push ups on the road crossing...
I also vomited 8 times that day.
*First* time I got d*unk I was 14yrs old. Round at a friend's while his parents were on holiday.
We mixed the contents of the spirits cabinet.
I was so ill they had to change the carpet in the hall
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I was 21...I can safely say I'm never getting d*unk again. I felt like shit for the next 2 days. It was fun because we played a drinking game but 3 hours of fun are not worth 40 hours of suffering |
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"I've only ever been d*unk once in my life. My siblings decided to finally get me d*unk on Christmas day.
From what I can remember, I became a little aggressive as I wanted to go home even though they were stopping me.
Finally I've managed to climb over the fence in the backyard and walk back home. For whatever reason I decided that I must do 10 push ups every time I pass a lamppost, sign, or a street light.
You can imagine all the people and cars looking at me like an idiot doing push ups on the road crossing...
I also vomited 8 times that day.
*First* time I got d*unk I was 14yrs old. Round at a friend's while his parents were on holiday.
We mixed the contents of the spirits cabinet.
I was so ill they had to change the carpet in the hall
I was 21...I can safely say I'm never getting d*unk again. I felt like shit for the next 2 days. It was fun because we played a drinking game but 3 hours of fun are not worth 40 hours of suffering "
Yeah. I had alcohol poisoning. Surprised I went back to it tbh.
Of all psychoactive substances, alcohol has one of the worst withdrawls |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm an affectionate d*unk I tell everyone I love them 
Are you d*unk now? 
Sadly not I can't drink at the moment  "
Oh damn I was hoping you'd proposition me Hope it goes well in September until then have sweet dreams  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What do you do when d*unk? I tend to let the dizziness envelope me. (I took five minutes writing this as I am very tipsy atm))"
I make sure that when d*unk I stay away from the keyboard... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't drink much, I know my limits!
I also don't like being around d*unk people which is difficult as I do bar work!!!
I find people acting stupid and doing awful things because they can't control themselves very distasteful, especially if they are out with me. I'm more than happy to just leave them to it.
I know how to have a good time and I don't need drink or drugs to do it! |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
I don't like myself d*unk so I haven't been properly d*unk in years. Tipsy I become more confident and flirty but need to watch my mouth. So I try and stay just the right side of tipsy, which means when I go out I normally only have a couple of alcoholic drinks then switch to soft. |
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By *GHertsCouple
over a year ago
North Herts |
The last time I got passing out, utterly out of my face, throwing up helplessly d*unk was 28 years ago - which is why I've not d*unk wine for 28 years now ....
I usually know my limits and when to stop drinking because I hate feeling out of control ... I'll stop at the tipsy stage, which is when I tend to be a little bit louder and a little bit more confident and flirty than usual. I did however mess up quite recently when I started to feel very ill after drinking my normal quota of alcohol - having failed to remember that I'd hardly eaten that day. By the time I remembered it was too late and what made it worse was we were at a club and had to come home very early 
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