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My Little Old Lady Friend came to ours today. Today was the first time in 5/6 months I recognised my friend. I think she's been badly bent out of shape by her daughter.
My LOLF (73 going on 17) has serious health problems (heart/lungs) that landed her in intensive care twice last year. It was not good (the second time, she said "[Joe] it was dreadful. I came to and saw those awful words 'Intensive Care'. At least I didn't call anyone a cunt this time.").
Anyway, because on the 2nd occasion she conked out at home and was only chanced upon by the satellite man her confidence was seriously knocked and sold her house in December, moved in with her daughter in Feb this year. She gave £20k to each of her 4 (adult) children from the proceeds.
It makes for her from a health & safety POV, and her health has gotten better since the move but her daughter is an absolutely miserable cow for whom any effort on the part of her mother is too much trouble. They out into the wilds; there are no buses, shops or friends nearby. To get to their place I have to take an hour long bus and then be picked up from the station by the daughter and driven to theirs. This is always tricky.
I won't go into the continuing shite between me and the daughter because it's irrelevant whether or not he likes me; my friend is being bent out of shape by her daughter's intransigent misery.
And, as I said at the beginning of this ramble, today was the first time I've seen *my* friend in a while. Had her over, sat in the garden, bit to smoke. One of her friends dropped by, bit of lunch and this stuff started pouring out about how angry ad hemmed in she feels. Stuff she's kinda played down or hidden from me for a while.
I originally thought that her physical health problems might, as her daughter suggests, be heralding a mental degeneration but no. She's in there.
It was good to see her again.
Just need to work out how to help her.
I did lend her my Encyclopedia of Unusual Sexual Practices today. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thursday is rant day.
Punctual, please note Mrs SB.
Started by yours truly, please note Ms Knitter.
Crack on and I'll see you all in the morning.  "
Can't stand people who wax lyrical but then can't finish what they started!  |
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over a year ago
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"My Little Old Lady Friend came to ours today. Today was the first time in 5/6 months I recognised my friend. I think she's been badly bent out of shape by her daughter.
My LOLF (73 going on 17) has serious health problems (heart/lungs) that landed her in intensive care twice last year. It was not good (the second time, she said "[Joe] it was dreadful. I came to and saw those awful words 'Intensive Care'. At least I didn't call anyone a cunt this time.").
Anyway, because on the 2nd occasion she conked out at home and was only chanced upon by the satellite man her confidence was seriously knocked and sold her house in December, moved in with her daughter in Feb this year. She gave £20k to each of her 4 (adult) children from the proceeds.
It makes for her from a health & safety POV, and her health has gotten better since the move but her daughter is an absolutely miserable cow for whom any effort on the part of her mother is too much trouble. They out into the wilds; there are no buses, shops or friends nearby. To get to their place I have to take an hour long bus and then be picked up from the station by the daughter and driven to theirs. This is always tricky.
I won't go into the continuing shite between me and the daughter because it's irrelevant whether or not he likes me; my friend is being bent out of shape by her daughter's intransigent misery.
And, as I said at the beginning of this ramble, today was the first time I've seen *my* friend in a while. Had her over, sat in the garden, bit to smoke. One of her friends dropped by, bit of lunch and this stuff started pouring out about how angry ad hemmed in she feels. Stuff she's kinda played down or hidden from me for a while.
I originally thought that her physical health problems might, as her daughter suggests, be heralding a mental degeneration but no. She's in there.
It was good to see her again.
Just need to work out how to help her.
I did lend her my Encyclopedia of Unusual Sexual Practices today."
Friends like her need friends like you.
Beneath the sneering veneer you're a good soul.
You'll work it out, I'm sure. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Thursday is rant day.
Punctual, please note Mrs SB.
Started by yours truly, please note Ms Knitter.
Crack on and I'll see you all in the morning.
Can't stand people who wax lyrical but then can't finish what they started! "
I can't help but empathise wi..........  |
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over a year ago
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"My rant. Why did I deem it a good idea to have a "little" nap at 5pm yesterday evening.
I've just woke up. 
So GOOD MORNING RISE AND SHINNNNEEEEE! xxx"
Stop shouting, you've already woken Mrs Doyle up..... |
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over a year ago
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"Forum fuckwits! So many of them!!  "
I believe the default response here is either;
"they make the good ones stand out"
or
"they spoil it for the rest of us."
Take your pick...... |
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over a year ago
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My rant is why am I supposedly full of self importance because I declined to meet someone after one message in his hotel room at ten thirty last night apparently personal safety is not an issue and that i should just meet him!!!! |
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"Thursday is rant day.
Punctual, please note Mrs SB.
Started by yours truly, please note Ms Knitter.
Crack on and I'll see you all in the morning. "
I'm so proud of you Markoh. And good morning.
No rants I'm a happy bunny me
MrsSB  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"rant today is that i have a 12 hour shift - and its going to be so hot and sunny and im not going to get any of it  "
and furthermore- over the next 10 days the best days are the days im in work - and those im off are supposed to be rainy - so not impressed with bbc weather |
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"My rant is why am I supposedly full of self importance because I declined to meet someone after one message in his hotel room at ten thirty last night apparently personal safety is not an issue and that i should just meet him!!!!"
Ffs, you know you're supposed to lower your standards so we men can get a shag.
Pfffffft. |
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"Thursday is rant day.
Punctual, please note Mrs SB.
Started by yours truly, please note Ms Knitter.
Crack on and I'll see you all in the morning.
I'm so proud of you Markoh. And good morning.
No rants I'm a happy bunny me
MrsSB "
Morning Mrs SB. Fancy a fuck? |
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"Thursday is rant day.
Punctual, please note Mrs SB.
Started by yours truly, please note Ms Knitter.
Crack on and I'll see you all in the morning.
I'm so proud of you Markoh. And good morning.
No rants I'm a happy bunny me
MrsSB
Morning Mrs SB. Fancy a fuck? "
As they say back home. Si guapísimo |
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I'm sick of other women giving us nice women a bad name. Women with hardly anything written on their profiles,with just photos of them with their flesh on show giving men the impression they don't have to engage our minds.
Women who talk to men (not their mates or men they want to fuck) in a bitter and condescending manner,and drive them away before the lovely ladies such as myself can help them or talk to them even. They're making it very difficult for us nice ladies,who want some nice conversation to meet new men |
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over a year ago
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Why can't the man I fked off another site answer my question, which was " do you still want to play 50 shades of grey with me and spank my arse with a plastic ruler"
XXX |
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At this time of day those endless bloody TV advert/programmes flogging juicers or *home fitness regimes" which you're going to use for a week then stick under the garage to gather dust before selling for a quid at a car boot. And on top of that the assistant always seems to be the same bleached blood bimbo who will insist on trying to be in with the yuff by saying "Cool" all the sodding time, makes my blood boil, grrrrr |
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Just browsed through the forum and now my blood is literally boiling with rage.
Why do people keep misusing the word literally?, was MrSB dying with laughter...No....also;-
..virtually perfect
..practically unique
..give it 110%
And they're not "sayings", they're misuse of our glorious language, modern usage allows a sentence to begin with and before you start.
Pedantic rant over....for now! |
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Okay, I dont normally join in rants, but there's two threads at the moment: Thigh Thursday and Torso Thursday (makes sense if you say it in an Irish accent).
So, how am I supposed to choose?
I can't upload a full-on thigh pic showing torso as well because I'd break the fabbing buttons.
Rant over. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well still looking to get verified but for some reason the laides are just not interested !!! So fucking sexually frustrated and loosing faith in fab. "
If women just wanted a cock they'd go get a vibrating one. |
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over a year ago
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A little rant why are so many single men saying looks should have nothing to do with nsa sex ? We re not shallow but surely theres got to be some attraction |
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"A little rant why are so many single men saying looks should have nothing to do with nsa sex ? We re not shallow but surely theres got to be some attraction "
Yes i agree shape and size doesnt bother me at all as long as she has a beautiful smile and a sence of humour im won over xx |
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"Okay, I dont normally join in rants, but there's two threads at the moment: Thigh Thursday and Torso Thursday (makes sense if you say it in an Irish accent).
So, how am I supposed to choose?
I can't upload a full-on thigh pic showing torso as well because I'd break the fabbing buttons.
Rant over. "
Stick with the thighs *licks screen* |
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"I'm sick of other women giving us nice women a bad name. Women with hardly anything written on their profiles,with just photos of them with their flesh on show giving men the impression they don't have to engage our minds.
Women who talk to men (not their mates or men they want to fuck) in a bitter and condescending manner,and drive them away before the lovely ladies such as myself can help them or talk to them even. They're making it very difficult for us nice ladies,who want some nice conversation to meet new men "
We've only got your word for it that youreally nice.
I'm joking of course. |
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over a year ago
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"Why can't the man I fked off another site answer my question, which was " do you still want to play 50 shades of grey with me and spank my arse with a plastic ruler"
XXX"
No idea, sorry. |
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"I'm sick of other women giving us nice women a bad name. Women with hardly anything written on their profiles,with just photos of them with their flesh on show giving men the impression they don't have to engage our minds.
Women who talk to men (not their mates or men they want to fuck) in a bitter and condescending manner,and drive them away before the lovely ladies such as myself can help them or talk to them even. They're making it very difficult for us nice ladies,who want some nice conversation to meet new men
We've only got your word for it that youreally nice.
I'm joking of course. "
I may also be a liar |
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over a year ago
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"Grrrrr public transport in half an hour, have to sit on the back of the bus if I wanna perv on fab, often another female sat behind me but don't wanna gob smacked them "
Privacy settings, just sayin |
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"At this time of day those endless bloody TV advert/programmes flogging juicers or *home fitness regimes" which you're going to use for a week then stick under the garage to gather dust before selling for a quid at a car boot. And on top of that the assistant always seems to be the same bleached blood bimbo who will insist on trying to be in with the yuff by saying "Cool" all the sodding time, makes my blood boil, grrrrr "
You know that button on the remote, the one that says "off"..... |
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over a year ago
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"No Rant from me ... Off to London for the day & then back to Essex for the evening with someone special "
I'll be home around six, the key's under the mat, let yourself in if I'm not there.
No one's called me special before.  |
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Hi all, long time lurker, first time poster.
I've got a rant about this site.
-- this emoji is too damn smiley, I want an emoji which is smiling, but with no teeth showing, this one is too toothy, and I blame the fact I rarely get a reply from anyone on this emoji, because people must think I'm constantly smiling like a fucking wierdo |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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I have been up for hours. And I have a vanilla friend staying over who is still asleep. Not a rant, you say? But I want a coffee. And can't make one because I'd have to grind the beans to do so and the noise would wake up said vanilla friend. So I am caffeine less and grumpy. |
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"I have been up for hours. And I have a vanilla friend staying over who is still asleep. Not a rant, you say? But I want a coffee. And can't make one because I'd have to grind the beans to do so and the noise would wake up said vanilla friend. So I am caffeine less and grumpy."
I offer a hug. I wouldn't be happy if I couldn't have tea. |
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"Hi all, long time lurker, first time poster.
I've got a rant about this site.
-- this emoji is too damn smiley, I want an emoji which is smiling, but with no teeth showing, this one is too toothy, and I blame the fact I rarely get a reply from anyone on this emoji, because people must think I'm constantly smiling like a fucking wierdo "
Use this one. 
Or this one.  |
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over a year ago
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"Well still looking to get verified but for some reason the laides are just not interested !!! So fucking sexually frustrated and loosing faith in fab. "
Keep faith with it. You'll get there.
If I can get a meet anyone can.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just browsed through the forum and now my blood is literally boiling with rage.
Why do people keep misusing the word literally?, was MrSB dying with laughter...No....also;-
..virtually perfect
..practically unique
..give it 110%
And they're not "sayings", they're misuse of our glorious language, modern usage allows a sentence to begin with and before you start.
Pedantic rant over....for now!"
Andddddddddd breathe. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Okay, I dont normally join in rants, but there's two threads at the moment: Thigh Thursday and Torso Thursday (makes sense if you say it in an Irish accent).
So, how am I supposed to choose?
I can't upload a full-on thigh pic showing torso as well because I'd break the fabbing buttons.
Rant over. "
Erm, flip a coin??????? |
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over a year ago
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"Well still looking to get verified but for some reason the laides are just not interested !!! So fucking sexually frustrated and loosing faith in fab.
If women just wanted a cock they'd go get a vibrating one. "
I don't vibrate but I do wobble a bit when I trump, will I do? |
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"Hi all, long time lurker, first time poster.
I've got a rant about this site.
-- this emoji is too damn smiley, I want an emoji which is smiling, but with no teeth showing, this one is too toothy, and I blame the fact I rarely get a reply from anyone on this emoji, because people must think I'm constantly smiling like a fucking wierdo
Use this one.
Or this one. "
I do like the chompy one |
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"I'm sick of other women giving us nice women a bad name. Women with hardly anything written on their profiles,with just photos of them with their flesh on show giving men the impression they don't have to engage our minds.
Women who talk to men (not their mates or men they want to fuck) in a bitter and condescending manner,and drive them away before the lovely ladies such as myself can help them or talk to them even. They're making it very difficult for us nice ladies,who want some nice conversation to meet new men
We've only got your word for it that youreally nice.
I'm joking of course.
I may also be a liar "
It would be cunty to lie though.
See what I did there? |
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It's not a rant, more like a mild complaint.
I can't find my bikini because I haven't tidied away my clothes, I don't fancy swimming & my back hurts.
Apart from that, all is good |
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over a year ago
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"Why cant everything be one level. Crutches are a nuisence and stairs are just inconvenient
Bungalow needed, STAT!!!!!!!!
Feels like being a kid again trying to get up and down stairs "
You need a tray...... wheeeeeeeeee |
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"Hi all, long time lurker, first time poster.
I've got a rant about this site.
-- this emoji is too damn smiley, I want an emoji which is smiling, but with no teeth showing, this one is too toothy, and I blame the fact I rarely get a reply from anyone on this emoji, because people must think I'm constantly smiling like a fucking wierdo "
Welcome to Thursday Rant Day.
Make yourself comfy.
Platinum members have access to the smile emoji you want. |
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"I have been up for hours. And I have a vanilla friend staying over who is still asleep. Not a rant, you say? But I want a coffee. And can't make one because I'd have to grind the beans to do so and the noise would wake up said vanilla friend. So I am caffeine less and grumpy."
Your house, your rules. Grind away........
Fwiw, I quite like a grinder... |
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"Hi all, long time lurker, first time poster.
I've got a rant about this site.
-- this emoji is too damn smiley, I want an emoji which is smiling, but with no teeth showing, this one is too toothy, and I blame the fact I rarely get a reply from anyone on this emoji, because people must think I'm constantly smiling like a fucking wierdo
Use this one.
Or this one.
I do like the chompy one "
Another happy customer. |
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over a year ago
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"It's not a rant, more like a mild complaint.
I can't find my bikini because I haven't tidied away my clothes, I don't fancy swimming & my back hurts.
Apart from that, all is good "
If you don't fancy swimming and you can't find your bikini there's no problem is there?
Now, go tidy your room....... |
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"My Little Old Lady Friend came to ours today. Today was the first time in 5/6 months I recognised my friend. I think she's been badly bent out of shape by her daughter.
My LOLF (73 going on 17) has serious health problems (heart/lungs) that landed her in intensive care twice last year. It was not good (the second time, she said "[Joe] it was dreadful. I came to and saw those awful words 'Intensive Care'. At least I didn't call anyone a cunt this time.").
Anyway, because on the 2nd occasion she conked out at home and was only chanced upon by the satellite man her confidence was seriously knocked and sold her house in December, moved in with her daughter in Feb this year. She gave £20k to each of her 4 (adult) children from the proceeds.
It makes for her from a health & safety POV, and her health has gotten better since the move but her daughter is an absolutely miserable cow for whom any effort on the part of her mother is too much trouble. They out into the wilds; there are no buses, shops or friends nearby. To get to their place I have to take an hour long bus and then be picked up from the station by the daughter and driven to theirs. This is always tricky.
I won't go into the continuing shite between me and the daughter because it's irrelevant whether or not he likes me; my friend is being bent out of shape by her daughter's intransigent misery.
And, as I said at the beginning of this ramble, today was the first time I've seen *my* friend in a while. Had her over, sat in the garden, bit to smoke. One of her friends dropped by, bit of lunch and this stuff started pouring out about how angry ad hemmed in she feels. Stuff she's kinda played down or hidden from me for a while.
I originally thought that her physical health problems might, as her daughter suggests, be heralding a mental degeneration but no. She's in there.
It was good to see her again.
Just need to work out how to help her.
I did lend her my Encyclopedia of Unusual Sexual Practices today."
She sounds like a person I would like to know and she is lucky to have a friend like you! |
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"My rant is why am I supposedly full of self importance because I declined to meet someone after one message in his hotel room at ten thirty last night apparently personal safety is not an issue and that i should just meet him!!!!"
I feel for you. Apparently having had stalker issues is no reason not to give your number out either!! |
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"It's not a rant, more like a mild complaint.
I can't find my bikini because I haven't tidied away my clothes, I don't fancy swimming & my back hurts.
Apart from that, all is good
If you don't fancy swimming and you can't find your bikini there's no problem is there?
Now, go tidy your room....... "
I cba, it's a right ole mess
Have found bikini & it looks better on than I thought so that's a postive |
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"It's not a rant, more like a mild complaint.
I can't find my bikini because I haven't tidied away my clothes, I don't fancy swimming & my back hurts.
Apart from that, all is good
If you don't fancy swimming and you can't find your bikini there's no problem is there?
Now, go tidy your room.......
I cba, it's a right ole mess
Have found bikini & it looks better on than I thought so that's a postive "
Great.......
So now you've found this bikini and painted a picture in our minds, I do hope you'll be posting pics. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Stupid kitten using my whole naked body as ladder to gain access and egress from the kitchen worktop ouch!!!"
Ouch dude.....have had kittens climb up my leg when I've had trousers on - that hurts like hell in itself, heaven knows what that must have felt like with bare legs! |
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over a year ago
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"No rant from me. It's technically Friday for me as am off tomorrow. Roll on 5pm. Actually, I might just rant that it's not 5pm yet. Is that allowed?  "
All rants are welcome. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That I had a gallstone attack on Monday for the first time since November and almost had one yesterday. Wish they would hurry up and get it sorted but also scared to death about when they do operate |
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"My rant. Why did I deem it a good idea to have a "little" nap at 5pm yesterday evening.
I've just woke up.
So GOOD MORNING RISE AND SHINNNNEEEEE! xxx
Stop shouting, you've already woken Mrs Doyle up..... "
Oops sorry. Did Mrs Doyle get back to sleep? I did xxx |
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Rant... about kwik fit... right out of choice I'd not use them.. but being that it's a motobility car I have no choice..
Do took it in yesterday as noticed I had a huge nail in my tyre... left it with them while I popped into quest... got back in it.. drove a few miles and tyre pressure warning light comes on...
Ring and they admit they weren't sure what pressure it should have been as couldn't find the kick plate on my car.. so suggest I just check the pressure ..
Took it to a 2nd kwik fit which I have to say were great ... on checking all my other tyres had 40... the one that had been replaced about 32... did the pressure for me and said anymore problems bring it back..
Got home and nipped to the shop.. light comes on again.. now being that it's an alfa I thought.. maybe it's just being alfaish.... so checked the tyre pressure myself... back down to 28 now... grrrr so it's either a faulty tyre.. or not fitted correctly..
So now wasting time while it's checked over and due to previous complaints about incompetence at my local kwik fit they are not to friendly with me but I am not driving it further x
So annoying... there main job is fitting tyres and this is the 3rd mistake in several years that have made me have to bring the car back in. |
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"Okay, I dont normally join in rants, but there's two threads at the moment: Thigh Thursday and Torso Thursday (makes sense if you say it in an Irish accent).
So, how am I supposed to choose?
I can't upload a full-on thigh pic showing torso as well because I'd break the fabbing buttons.
Rant over. "
Arrogant! |
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"Fucking cunty bastard arsey cock-wombling sneaky maggots on a rotting rats corpse
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.soon to be ex-employers
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Glad to get that off my chest!
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*looks around office and wonders if Scarlet works here...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fucking cunty bastard arsey cock-wombling sneaky maggots on a rotting rats corpse
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.soon to be ex-employers
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.
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Glad to get that off my chest!
*looks around office and wonders if Scarlet works here......"
Is there someone slumped over the desk having had all motivation and enthusiasm syphoned from their very being and generally losing the will to live??....then yep. I do! |
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I have a kitten curtain call every morning at 5 a.m.
He stands on my breasts and nose nudges me until I relent and get up to feed the cute adorable little fecker! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Fucking cunty bastard arsey cock-wombling sneaky maggots on a rotting rats corpse
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.soon to be ex-employers
.
.
.
.
.
Glad to get that off my chest!
*looks around office and wonders if Scarlet works here......
Is there someone slumped over the desk having had all motivation and enthusiasm syphoned from their very being and generally losing the will to live??....then yep. I do!"
I'm guessing that's you in the corner....... |
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I have a kitten curtain call every morning at 5 a.m.
He stands on my breasts and nose nudges me until I relent and get up to feed the cute adorable little fecker!"
Brilliant, my kitten disguise is working........
*nuzzles breasts..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" (((hug))) Why the hidden profile "
Because I've potentially met someone that I want to explore before we explore, or explore others. Not that I feel I should have to explain myself. |
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" (((hug))) Why the hidden profile
Because I've potentially met someone that I want to explore before we explore, or explore others. Not that I feel I should have to explain myself. "
You don't have to.
You didn't have to.
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"Some annoying fucking time wasting cunt messing me around, making excuses. I'm done."
Unfortunately, it happens.
Block, move on, forget.
I'll send you a happy hug to try and cheer you up. |
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"Some annoying fucking time wasting cunt messing me around, making excuses. I'm done.
Unfortunately, it happens.
Block, move on, forget.
I'll send you a happy hug to try and cheer you up. "
I've already met the idiot for a social but he makes excuses to meet me again for anything more. What happened to honesty? Christ. |
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I have a kitten curtain call every morning at 5 a.m.
He stands on my breasts and nose nudges me until I relent and get up to feed the cute adorable little fecker!
Brilliant, my kitten disguise is working........
*nuzzles breasts....."
I smell a rat.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"It's been a good day, Markoh
I hope you've had a good one, too  "
Looking forward to today and getting through the week. First week back after 6 weeks off. Monday was a shocker, Tuesday wasn't much better. But getting there now. |
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"Some annoying fucking time wasting cunt messing me around, making excuses. I'm done.
Unfortunately, it happens.
Block, move on, forget.
I'll send you a happy hug to try and cheer you up.
I've already met the idiot for a social but he makes excuses to meet me again for anything more. What happened to honesty? Christ."
I think sometimes people are scared of honesty. |
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I have a kitten curtain call every morning at 5 a.m.
He stands on my breasts and nose nudges me until I relent and get up to feed the cute adorable little fecker!
Brilliant, my kitten disguise is working........
*nuzzles breasts.....
I smell a rat...."
Kitten. You smell a kitten.
Purrrrrrrrrr. |
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