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Printer breaks me......
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"My Printer has been sat at my desk not doing anything all day, just sat there with its little green LED light on waiting... I just thought Id print one piece of A4 paper and the fucking thing decides that would be a great time to re-calibrate its self and do a complete system clean so far taking 13 bastard mins! fumming.... "13 minutes that have felt like 3 hours?  | |||
"My Printer has been sat at my desk not doing anything all day, just sat there with its little green LED light on waiting... I just thought Id print one piece of A4 paper and the fucking thing decides that would be a great time to re-calibrate its self and do a complete system clean so far taking 13 bastard mins! fumming.... 13 minutes that have felt like 3 hours? "This is true, 18 mins now.........FFS  | |||
"My Printer has been sat at my desk not doing anything all day, just sat there with its little green LED light on waiting... I just thought Id print one piece of A4 paper and the fucking thing decides that would be a great time to re-calibrate its self and do a complete system clean so far taking 13 bastard mins! fumming.... 13 minutes that have felt like 3 hours?
This is true, 18 mins now.........FFS "Go make a brew? Watched pot never boils and all that... | |||
"My Printer has been sat at my desk not doing anything all day, just sat there with its little green LED light on waiting... I just thought Id print one piece of A4 paper and the fucking thing decides that would be a great time to re-calibrate its self and do a complete system clean so far taking 13 bastard mins! fumming.... "And people say nurses have got it tough... | |||
"My Printer has been sat at my desk not doing anything all day, just sat there with its little green LED light on waiting... I just thought Id print one piece of A4 paper and the fucking thing decides that would be a great time to re-calibrate its self and do a complete system clean so far taking 13 bastard mins! fumming....
And people say nurses have got it tough..."Exactly mate, they have no idea.....  | |||
"My Printer has been sat at my desk not doing anything all day, just sat there with its little green LED light on waiting... I just thought Id print one piece of A4 paper and the fucking thing decides that would be a great time to re-calibrate its self and do a complete system clean so far taking 13 bastard mins! fumming.... "Took My Phone to the Phone Shop Today and the guy who was supposed to fix My Phone Deleted all My Videos and Whats app without telling Me?Honest to God if He Deleted Picture's and Video's of My Late Mum He'd be Dead!!!      . | |||
"My Printer has been sat at my desk not doing anything all day, just sat there with its little green LED light on waiting... I just thought Id print one piece of A4 paper and the fucking thing decides that would be a great time to re-calibrate its self and do a complete system clean so far taking 13 bastard mins! fumming.... "It obviously decided it was time for you to buy new ink by the time its finished it will tell you replace ink cartridges lol | |||
"My Printer has been sat at my desk not doing anything all day, just sat there with its little green LED light on waiting... I just thought Id print one piece of A4 paper and the fucking thing decides that would be a great time to re-calibrate its self and do a complete system clean so far taking 13 bastard mins! fumming....
Took My Phone to the Phone Shop Today and the guy who was supposed to fix My Phone Deleted all My Videos and Whats app without telling Me?Honest to God if He Deleted Picture's and Video's of My Late Mum He'd be Dead!!! ."Oooh, thats a bit naughty...... | |||
"My Printer has been sat at my desk not doing anything all day, just sat there with its little green LED light on waiting... I just thought Id print one piece of A4 paper and the fucking thing decides that would be a great time to re-calibrate its self and do a complete system clean so far taking 13 bastard mins! fumming....
It obviously decided it was time for you to buy new ink by the time its finished it will tell you replace ink cartridges lol "Yep, thats what Im waiting for next | |||
 
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"Try turning it off and on again?
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"All sorted now? "Yeah i did the switch on/off trick after waiting 27 mins | |||
"13 fab mins "Every cloud  | |||
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"Throwing my printer in the skip at the tip was a Deeply satisfying experience! That is all! "Thats an Idea! | |||
"All sorted now?
Yeah i did the switch on/off trick after waiting 27 mins "Pmsl, 1st and only thing I do with anything technical. | |||
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"How long? What sort of printer is it? Mine only takes 3 minutes, and only when I change the colour on it. "I dont know what make it is, and im sulking with it now so wont look, ill check it out tomorrow | |||
