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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Quick question does anyone know what part of clocking a car is illegal? Is it when you sell it?

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester

If you sell it and don't tell the buyer. Other than that if it's your car you can do what the fuck you like with it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If you sell it and don't tell the buyer. Other than that if it's your car you can do what the fuck you like with it "

This

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester

And it's not clocking it's milage correction

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Did someone mention clocks

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Seriously though, not sure about the legalities of it all, but it was much easier to do years ago before everything became digital.

My mate bought a car back in the 80's which had 35k showing, it had done probably 3x that amount

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My auld dears ex bought used card n sold them from the house.

Many a time I'd go through to the kitchen n he'd have the dashboard opened up on the table,clocking back the miles!

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I live above this guy, you could always adopt his tactic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrggYoXfL04

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I live above this guy, you could always adopt his tactic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrggYoXfL04"

Best foot forward.....ehmmm I mean backwards! lol

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I live above this guy, you could always adopt his tactic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrggYoXfL04

Best foot forward.....ehmmm I mean backwards! lol"

His wife and child were killed in a road accident which is rather sad, but it seems to have sent him over the edge. He constantly takes random car numbers and has not had any electricity in his flat for at least the 3 yrs that I have been in this block.

He obviously has his convictions and will stick with them til the day he dies I think.

Sad but true......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I live above this guy, you could always adopt his tactic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrggYoXfL04

Best foot forward.....ehmmm I mean backwards! lol

His wife and child were killed in a road accident which is rather sad, but it seems to have sent him over the edge. He constantly takes random car numbers and has not had any electricity in his flat for at least the 3 yrs that I have been in this block.

He obviously has his convictions and will stick with them til the day he dies I think.

Sad but true......"

That is pretty sad!

Grief can cause some very odd behaviour.....though no doubt he has his own logic behind his actions...however illogical they may be!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Anyone know of anyone who can do it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Quick question does anyone know what part of clocking a car is illegal? Is it when you sell it? "

Yes but as long as the milage is above the last mot its ok ....i didnt say that .

If your not sure go on mot checker it will list all mots of the cars past and milage

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I live above this guy, you could always adopt his tactic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrggYoXfL04

Best foot forward.....ehmmm I mean backwards! lol

His wife and child were killed in a road accident which is rather sad, but it seems to have sent him over the edge. He constantly takes random car numbers and has not had any electricity in his flat for at least the 3 yrs that I have been in this block.

He obviously has his convictions and will stick with them til the day he dies I think.

Sad but true......

That is pretty sad!

Grief can cause some very odd behaviour.....though no doubt he has his own logic behind his actions...however illogical they may be!"

Spock is in da house

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why would you want to do it? Other than to potentially con people?

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman  over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Anyone know of anyone who can do it? "

Am I missing something here,why on earth would you want to do that?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Seriously though, not sure about the legalities of it all, but it was much easier to do years ago before everything became digital.

My mate bought a car back in the 80's which had 35k showing, it had done probably 3x that amount "

It was easy then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anyone know of anyone who can do it? "

Why

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anyone know of anyone who can do it?

Why"

Its not right and shouldent be done

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Anyone know of anyone who can do it?

Why"

Long story mate, but believe it or not it's not to con anyone

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anyone know of anyone who can do it?

Why

Long story mate, but believe it or not it's not to con anyone "

So you want to clock a car for your own personal use for when you look at the odemeter? Sounds at the very best bizarre and more likely conplete BS. Clocking a car serves one purpose.. to allow some mug to think it's done less miles.

I might post a topic: anyone know how to commit money fraud? At what point is it illegal? Ps it's not my own personal gain believe it or not.

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By *ovetolearnMan  over a year ago

middlesbrough


"Anyone know of anyone who can do it?

Why

Long story mate, but believe it or not it's not to con anyone

So you want to clock a car for your own personal use for when you look at the odemeter? Sounds at the very best bizarre and more likely conplete BS. Clocking a car serves one purpose.. to allow some mug to think it's done less miles.

I might post a topic: anyone know how to commit money fraud? At what point is it illegal? Ps it's not my own personal gain believe it or not. "

or maybe his speedometer has broke and been replaced by a 2nd hand one which now has the wrong mileage?

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
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There are other reasons that you may need a mileage correction without it being to deceive

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman  over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Anyone know of anyone who can do it?

Why

Long story mate, but believe it or not it's not to con anyone "

You have our attention...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anyone know of anyone who can do it?

Why

Long story mate, but believe it or not it's not to con anyone

So you want to clock a car for your own personal use for when you look at the odemeter? Sounds at the very best bizarre and more likely conplete BS. Clocking a car serves one purpose.. to allow some mug to think it's done less miles.

I might post a topic: anyone know how to commit money fraud? At what point is it illegal? Ps it's not my own personal gain believe it or not.

or maybe his speedometer has broke and been replaced by a 2nd hand one which now has the wrong mileage? "

In this cases you just have to inform the DVLA of the new milliage that is recorded and they will update the records with an odometer change

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anyone know of anyone who can do it?

Why

Long story mate, but believe it or not it's not to con anyone "

Whats it for then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anyone know of anyone who can do it?

Why

Long story mate, but believe it or not it's not to con anyone

Whats it for then"

Spit it out man

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anyone know of anyone who can do it?

Why

Long story mate, but believe it or not it's not to con anyone

Whats it for then

Spit it out man"

We're all ears...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If you sell it and don't tell the buyer. Other than that if it's your car you can do what the fuck you like with it "

Yeh & no..if you give ya jalopy a haircut thus making it back in warranty as it's gone over its fraud to claim...that's why some cars store mileages in multiple places..I've heard even in headlight ecu's

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Quick question does anyone know what part of clocking a car is illegal? Is it when you sell it?

Yes but as long as the milage is above the last mot its ok ....i didnt say that .

If your not sure go on mot checker it will list all mots of the cars past and milage"

Not if it's been on a private or cherished plate... I regularly see cars missing many years out due to plate changes

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By *om and JennieCouple  over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Isn't mileage recorded on MOT certificates? And they can also be viewed online.

Anyone who does this is stupid & reckless in my opinion.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anyone know of anyone who can do it? "

Ferris Bueller's mate Cameron.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anyone know of anyone who can do it?

Ferris Bueller's mate Cameron. "

Lmfao just dont kick it his dad will kill him

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Isn't mileage recorded on MOT certificates? And they can also be viewed online.

Anyone who does this is stupid & reckless in my opinion."

Well said

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Isn't mileage recorded on MOT certificates? And they can also be viewed online.

Anyone who does this is stupid & reckless in my opinion."

And probably hundreds even thousands better off..

If you buy a new range rover and do 15k a year and wind it back to 5 in three years it's done 45k but showing 15...the difference is huge yet costs approx £100 a time...you work out why people do it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Quick question does anyone know what part of mugging someone is illegal? Is it when it occurs.. or when I spend their money?

Also.. anyone know anyone who can do it?

Believe or not it's not for my own gain.

Thaaaaanks.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Time to end this thread i think

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have brought Jap imports in from Japan showing kilometres and had them changed into miles.n ow thats legal...you need a mileage correction for that ..so I know someone who does it..plus Ferraris Lambos.. porkas range rovers etc etc etc even jcb's..it's amazing how many people with dough & a nice motor still want more and don't give a flying fuck

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

To be fair to the OP.. he's obviously got mixed up with his forums and someone oughta say:

OP this is Fab Swingers NOT Fab Swindlers.

(Quite chuffed with that one, if I do say so myself)

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I have brought Jap imports in from Japan showing kilometres and had them changed into miles.n ow thats legal...you need a mileage correction for that ..so I know someone who does it..plus Ferraris Lambos.. porkas range rovers etc etc etc even jcb's..it's amazing how many people with dough & a nice motor still want more and don't give a flying fuck"

Any chance you could pm me please?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have brought Jap imports in from Japan showing kilometres and had them changed into miles.n ow thats legal...you need a mileage correction for that ..so I know someone who does it..plus Ferraris Lambos.. porkas range rovers etc etc etc even jcb's..it's amazing how many people with dough & a nice motor still want more and don't give a flying fuck

Any chance you could pm me please? "

After all that is that the bloddy reason you wanted a car clocked ....why did you just fecking say so

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have brought Jap imports in from Japan showing kilometres and had them changed into miles.n ow thats legal...you need a mileage correction for that ..so I know someone who does it..plus Ferraris Lambos.. porkas range rovers etc etc etc even jcb's..it's amazing how many people with dough & a nice motor still want more and don't give a flying fuck

Any chance you could pm me please?

After all that is that the bloddy reason you wanted a car clocked ....why did you just fecking say so "

Yep, that's hardly a long story.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have brought Jap imports in from Japan showing kilometres and had them changed into miles.n ow thats legal...you need a mileage correction for that ..so I know someone who does it..plus Ferraris Lambos.. porkas range rovers etc etc etc even jcb's..it's amazing how many people with dough & a nice motor still want more and don't give a flying fuck

Any chance you could pm me please?

After all that is that the bloddy reason you wanted a car clocked ....why did you just fecking say so

Yep, that's hardly a long story. "

Lol just me just say what you mean

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By *om and JennieCouple  over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Isn't mileage recorded on MOT certificates? And they can also be viewed online.

Anyone who does this is stupid & reckless in my opinion.

And probably hundreds even thousands better off..

If you buy a new range rover and do 15k a year and wind it back to 5 in three years it's done 45k but showing 15...the difference is huge yet costs approx £100 a time...you work out why people do it "

Oh I know why they do it & have helped prosecute a few small garages for doing it over the years too

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By *atie ShayTV/TS  over a year ago

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"Seriously though, not sure about the legalities of it all, but it was much easier to do years ago before everything became digital.

My mate bought a car back in the 80's which had 35k showing, it had done probably 3x that amount

It was easy then "

It's easier now... All you need is a lap top with the correct software plugged in to the EBD socket. You used to have to undo a few screws lol

Before anyone asks - I work for a manufacturer at a main dealership. I know how because of this, not because I'm dodgy lol

And no I wont tell you who can do it! If it were for legitimate reasons I can't understand why you just wouldn't take the car to the correct dealership and let them correct it for you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Whats clocking ?

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By *atie ShayTV/TS  over a year ago

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"Whats clocking ? "

Changing the vehicles displayed mileage

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Whats clocking ?

Changing the vehicles displayed mileage "

Oh Why would you do that?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I live above this guy, you could always adopt his tactic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrggYoXfL04

Best foot forward.....ehmmm I mean backwards! lol

His wife and child were killed in a road accident which is rather sad, but it seems to have sent him over the edge. He constantly takes random car numbers and has not had any electricity in his flat for at least the 3 yrs that I have been in this block.

He obviously has his convictions and will stick with them til the day he dies I think.

Sad but true......"

I know exactly who you mean, seen him about. Sad story x

Doll x

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By *om and JennieCouple  over a year ago

Chams or Socials

New laws come in sometime in 2018 which should close lots of loopholes & make clocking completely illegal

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You replaced the clocks with a newer set as the old ones broke but they can check the cars miles via vosa mots if they wanted as it's recorded every year by the tester

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


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Oh I know why they do it & have helped prosecute a few small garages for doing it over the years too"

Then you knew why all along ..it's all about being smarter than the average trading standards officer

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By *orkshire biMan  over a year ago

elland

It's usually onlying done for reason. To con someone when selling a car. They've made them digital now to try and stop this and if you take it for it mot it show up as all the cars imfo is kept on a database now.

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
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"You replaced the clocks with a newer set as the old ones broke but they can check the cars miles via vosa mots if they wanted as it's recorded every year by the tester "

There is nothing stopping someone racking up thousands of miles and just before an Mot clocking it back to 10000 more than the last Mot though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anyone know of anyone who can do it?

Why

Long story mate, but believe it or not it's not to con anyone "

My sister paid someone to take 2k off her clock because she was about to go over her mileage allowance before her car went back. Was a 9 month old car, guy came with a laptop and done it in less than 5 minutes.

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By *om and JennieCouple  over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"

Oh I know why they do it & have helped prosecute a few small garages for doing it over the years too

Then you knew why all along ..it's all about being smarter than the average trading standards officer "

I never said I didn't know why they did it

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

With government staff cutbacks it's likely that more people are getting away with it. Buyer beware.

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By *BWcpl49Couple  over a year ago

Reading

I thought this post was about some weird new sexual positon lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anyone know of anyone who can do it?

Why

Long story mate, but believe it or not it's not to con anyone

My sister paid someone to take 2k off her clock because she was about to go over her mileage allowance before her car went back. Was a 9 month old car, guy came with a laptop and done it in less than 5 minutes. "

yeah anything is possible if you know the right people...lots of new rs/st focuses going missing within seconds all possible if you have the tools

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