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over a year ago
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When I emerge from the sea after a swim I'm like a red headed version of Ursula Andress from Dr No...
Whereas in reality I'm more like Ursula the sea witch from the little mermaid  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I emerge from the sea after a swim I'm like a red headed version of Ursula Andress from Dr No...
Whereas in reality I'm more like Ursula the sea witch from the little mermaid "
Thats just not true you are very lovely  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've given up trying to imagine I'm a sexy goddess emerging from the waves ~ the reality I'm lumbering from the sea with as much grace as a wave swept baby elephant |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I emerge from the sea after a swim I'm like a red headed version of Ursula Andress from Dr No...
Whereas in reality I'm more like Ursula the sea witch from the little mermaid "
Where's the photographic evidence?
When I go in the sea Japanese trawlers always seem to hove into view |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In my head I'm classy and slim.. in reality I look like Vicky Pollard's long lost twin
I would  "
Yea but no but av u got a fing for brite pink trakkies? |
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"In my head I'm classy and slim.. in reality I look like Vicky Pollard's long lost twin
I would
Yea but no but av u got a fing for brite pink trakkies? "
On me no on you trackies are normally loose and easily removed so why not |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In my head I can dance really well
If I even seen the video surveillance from a night club of me "dancing"
I don't think I would ever drink again "
But I suppose I could say the same for chatting up Women or how I look at the end of the night  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In my head I'm classy and slim.. in reality I look like Vicky Pollard's long lost twin
I would
Yea but no but av u got a fing for brite pink trakkies?
On me no on you trackies are normally loose and easily removed so why not"
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"In my head I'm classy and slim.. in reality I look like Vicky Pollard's long lost twin
I would
Yea but no but av u got a fing for brite pink trakkies?
On me no on you trackies are normally loose and easily removed so why not
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Stocking would be better though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In my head I'm classy and slim.. in reality I look like Vicky Pollard's long lost twin
I would
Yea but no but av u got a fing for brite pink trakkies?
On me no on you trackies are normally loose and easily removed so why not
Stocking would be better though
Great ill bring my denim mini skirt and trainers "
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"In my head I'm classy and slim.. in reality I look like Vicky Pollard's long lost twin
I would
Yea but no but av u got a fing for brite pink trakkies?
On me no on you trackies are normally loose and easily removed so why not
Stocking would be better though
Great ill bring my denim mini skirt and trainers
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OK don't be long x |
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