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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok just read a article online that women was yelling at her man for no reason.
Now to all women read this men share it
Now my here is my personal advice to stop this
in ten steps women read note it has to do with shoes.
1 Don't yet at us because we will have no clue what we have done.
2 explain what we have done.
3 do not ask if we like this red or that red or another red it is red simple.
4 Do not say do you rember this we are men our brains consist of,food,drink,sex,sport repeat we will not remember.
5 We will go shopping shoe shopping with you for hours yet will you let us watch sport without a batch fit no.
6 Odds on we did not listen please repeat your self again and maybe again.
7 repeat six
8 if we are in the bath how can you go to the toilet but when you are in the bath we can't go to the toilet.
9 scientists have proved a kick in the balls hurts more then labour pains if we had the kick in the balls pain for as long as you are in labour we would intact die.
10 guys someone needed to explain all this.
p.s I am a man and all my female friends will go off it with me for this so tomorrow my friends will all be men lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"11. They can't spell"
So are women allowed to point this out or... Ah hell I'm confused about what I'm permitted to say to a man now. Oh wait. Fuck that shit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"12. We don't read lists properly. Especially ones saying there are only ten things on said list.  "
13. what's a list? Just keep shouting at me until I cry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think hes dyslexic from another thread Ive read."
Well in that case I will go and stand in the cockwomble corner and be shamed....
For future reference, can the Fab equivalent of the naughty step become the cockwomble corner, or Pauly's Pad....? |
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"Ok just read a article online that women was yelling at her man for no reason.
Now to all women read this men share it
Now my here is my personal advice to stop this
in ten steps women read note it has to do with shoes.
1 Don't yet at us because we will have no clue what we have done.
2 explain what we have done.
3 do not ask if we like this red or that red or another red it is red simple.
4 Do not say do you rember this we are men our brains consist of,food,drink,sex,sport repeat we will not remember.
5 We will go shopping shoe shopping with you for hours yet will you let us watch sport without a batch fit no.
6 Odds on we did not listen please repeat your self again and maybe again.
7 repeat six
8 if we are in the bath how can you go to the toilet but when you are in the bath we can't go to the toilet.
9 scientists have proved a kick in the balls hurts more then labour pains if we had the kick in the balls pain for as long as you are in labour we would intact die.
10 guys someone needed to explain all this.
p.s I am a man and all my female friends will go off it with me for this so tomorrow my friends will all be men lol."
There's only one thing men need to know about women...they're always right   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok just read a article online that women was yelling at her man for no reason.
Now to all women read this men share it
Now my here is my personal advice to stop this
in ten steps women read note it has to do with shoes.
1 Don't yet at us because we will have no clue what we have done.
2 explain what we have done.
3 do not ask if we like this red or that red or another red it is red simple.
4 Do not say do you rember this we are men our brains consist of,food,drink,sex,sport repeat we will not remember.
5 We will go shopping shoe shopping with you for hours yet will you let us watch sport without a batch fit no.
6 Odds on we did not listen please repeat your self again and maybe again.
7 repeat six
8 if we are in the bath how can you go to the toilet but when you are in the bath we can't go to the toilet.
9 scientists have proved a kick in the balls hurts more then labour pains if we had the kick in the balls pain for as long as you are in labour we would intact die.
10 guys someone needed to explain all this.
p.s I am a man and all my female friends will go off it with me for this so tomorrow my friends will all be men lol."
Me&My Fiancé are just Fine I say in My Best Canadian Accent (My Fiancé is Canadian)  . |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
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"Ok just read a article online that women was yelling at her man for no reason.
Now to all women read this men share it
Now my here is my personal advice to stop this
in ten steps women read note it has to do with shoes.
1 Don't yet at us because we will have no clue what we have done.
2 explain what we have done.
3 do not ask if we like this red or that red or another red it is red simple.
4 Do not say do you rember this we are men our brains consist of,food,drink,sex,sport repeat we will not remember.
5 We will go shopping shoe shopping with you for hours yet will you let us watch sport without a batch fit no.
6 Odds on we did not listen please repeat your self again and maybe again.
7 repeat six
8 if we are in the bath how can you go to the toilet but when you are in the bath we can't go to the toilet.
9 scientists have proved a kick in the balls hurts more then labour pains if we had the kick in the balls pain for as long as you are in labour we would intact die.
10 guys someone needed to explain all this.
p.s I am a man and all my female friends will go off it with me for this so tomorrow my friends will all be men lol."
Is this meant to be funny? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok just read a article online that women was yelling at her man for no reason.
Now to all women read this men share it
Now my here is my personal advice to stop this
in ten steps women read note it has to do with shoes.
1 Don't yet at us because we will have no clue what we have done.
2 explain what we have done.
3 do not ask if we like this red or that red or another red it is red simple.
4 Do not say do you rember this we are men our brains consist of,food,drink,sex,sport repeat we will not remember.
5 We will go shopping shoe shopping with you for hours yet will you let us watch sport without a batch fit no.
6 Odds on we did not listen please repeat your self again and maybe again.
7 repeat six
8 if we are in the bath how can you go to the toilet but when you are in the bath we can't go to the toilet.
9 scientists have proved a kick in the balls hurts more then labour pains if we had the kick in the balls pain for as long as you are in labour we would intact die.
10 guys someone needed to explain all this.
p.s I am a man and all my female friends will go off it with me for this so tomorrow my friends will all be men lol."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry, OP, it was all rather lame.
And that was the stuff I could understand.
But thank you for sharing."
I also apologise OP for my crass/unkind joke about spelling... I should be more understanding.
(can I come out of cockwomble corner yet?) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sorry, OP, it was all rather lame.
And that was the stuff I could understand.
But thank you for sharing.
I also apologise OP for my crass/unkind joke about spelling... I should be more understanding.
(can I come out of cockwomble corner yet?)"
You just stay there until you appreciate what you did! (What cockwomblish thing did you do?) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's one of those facebook viral things I reckon!!!"
Wrong I actually did this myself and am dyslexic clearly it is 10 not 11 also why does everyone find the need to criticise spelling etc |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok just read a article online that women was yelling at her man for no reason.
Now to all women read this men share it
Now my here is my personal advice to stop this
in ten steps women read note it has to do with shoes.
1 Don't yet at us because we will have no clue what we have done.
2 explain what we have done.
3 do not ask if we like this red or that red or another red it is red simple.
4 Do not say do you rember this we are men our brains consist of,food,drink,sex,sport repeat we will not remember.
5 We will go shopping shoe shopping with you for hours yet will you let us watch sport without a batch fit no.
6 Odds on we did not listen please repeat your self again and maybe again.
7 repeat six
8 if we are in the bath how can you go to the toilet but when you are in the bath we can't go to the toilet.
9 scientists have proved a kick in the balls hurts more then labour pains if we had the kick in the balls pain for as long as you are in labour we would intact die.
10 guys someone needed to explain all this.
p.s I am a man and all my female friends will go off it with me for this so tomorrow my friends will all be men lol."
11. Don't worry about d*unken threads and don't waste your time trying to guess wtf he is on about |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's one of those facebook viral things I reckon!!!
Wrong I actually did this myself and am dyslexic clearly it is 10 not 11 also why does everyone find the need to criticise spelling etc "
Well I apologise |
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"It's one of those facebook viral things I reckon!!!
Wrong I actually did this myself and am dyslexic clearly it is 10 not 11 also why does everyone find the need to criticise spelling etc "
I didn't even look at the spelling, it was the words that put me off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry, OP, it was all rather lame.
And that was the stuff I could understand.
But thank you for sharing.
I also apologise OP for my crass/unkind joke about spelling... I should be more understanding.
(can I come out of cockwomble corner yet?)
You just stay there until you appreciate what you did! (What cockwomblish thing did you do?) "
He's been underground overground wombling with his cock, XXX |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's one of those facebook viral things I reckon!!!
Wrong I actually did this myself and am dyslexic clearly it is 10 not 11 also why does everyone find the need to criticise spelling etc
Well I apologise"
not sincere enough!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry, OP, it was all rather lame.
And that was the stuff I could understand.
But thank you for sharing.
I also apologise OP for my crass/unkind joke about spelling... I should be more understanding.
(can I come out of cockwomble corner yet?)
You just stay there until you appreciate what you did! (What cockwomblish thing did you do?)
He's been underground overground wombling with his cock, XXX"
that's NOT true........ no wait a minute..... shit, you got me.....
Check please! |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
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"It's one of those facebook viral things I reckon!!!
Wrong I actually did this myself and am dyslexic clearly it is 10 not 11 also why does everyone find the need to criticise spelling etc "
It's not the spelling or the fact your dyslexic. I am as well.
I just don't get what your trying to convey.. Are you trying to be ironic or humorous? |
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"It's one of those facebook viral things I reckon!!!
Wrong I actually did this myself and am dyslexic clearly it is 10 not 11 also why does everyone find the need to criticise spelling etc "
criticising spelling empowers them to try and belittle someone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok just read a article online that women was yelling at her man for no reason.
Now to all women read this men share it
Now my here is my personal advice to stop this
in ten steps women read note it has to do with shoes.
1 Don't yet at us because we will have no clue what we have done.
2 explain what we have done.
3 do not ask if we like this red or that red or another red it is red simple.
4 Do not say do you rember this we are men our brains consist of,food,drink,sex,sport repeat we will not remember.
5 We will go shopping shoe shopping with you for hours yet will you let us watch sport without a batch fit no.
6 Odds on we did not listen please repeat your self again and maybe again.
7 repeat six
8 if we are in the bath how can you go to the toilet but when you are in the bath we can't go to the toilet.
9 scientists have proved a kick in the balls hurts more then labour pains if we had the kick in the balls pain for as long as you are in labour we would intact die.
10 guys someone needed to explain all this.
p.s I am a man and all my female friends will go off it with me for this so tomorrow my friends will all be men lol."
Confirmation that I never have been part of the male species. Phew  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sorry, OP, it was all rather lame.
And that was the stuff I could understand.
But thank you for sharing.
I also apologise OP for my crass/unkind joke about spelling... I should be more understanding.
(can I come out of cockwomble corner yet?)
You just stay there until you appreciate what you did! (What cockwomblish thing did you do?)
He's been underground overground wombling with his cock, XXX"
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