Had a new dildo arrive today.. We had already chosen a name before he arrived. New arrival is named Big Bobbly aka Big Bob! What named do you call yours? Go!
"People give names to dildos?
Really?
WTF?
It's bad enough that people give their cars names ."
It's much easier to say pass me Tom Dick or Harry rather then Rabbit with this or vibe with that
A previous fuck buddy named mine Big Ron. When he couldn't be bothered to get out of bed in the morning I'd shove Ron in his face and he'd soon shift. Cruel I know.