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What are you an expert at?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can knit really well. Socks and mittens mostly and the occasional scarf. I'm also a bit of a dab hand at darning.
I play guitar and can knock out a tune on the tin whistle. I'm (slowly) learning the small pipes.
I'm good at chess and Backgammon.
I'd survive on a desert island without Kirsty Young bending my ear. |
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I am one of the World's foremost thinkers on pocket fluff.
I am an expert on time travel and glitter.
I am an expert on taking pictures of my own bottom.
I am an expert at HIGH FIVES both ironic and genuine.
But mostly I am an expert at WINNING! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Throwing things aimlessly in the general direction of the bin in my office and being on target. I'm the Goal Attack in my netball team though, but we're 2nd off bottom in the league! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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fixing fecking a pc since feckin friday! god damn 20413 viruses!!!!! thats impressive and its not a mistype yes twenty thousand! lol
and without boring you all with days of geekness - its up n running and sorted and all feeling oks -
top tip dont tell your work pals your a geek with super human pc ability  |
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I am just THE best as looking interested when someone is boring the tits off me!!
I put this skill to good use mainly in pubs and on the train.
I must have "Please tell me your life story" tattoo'd on my feckin forehead!! |
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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago
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"I am just THE best as looking interested when someone is boring the tits off me!!
I put this skill to good use mainly in pubs and on the train.
I must have "Please tell me your life story" tattoo'd on my feckin forehead!!"
haha also very good at puttin on an interested face lol  |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
" and without boring you all with days of geekness - its up n running and sorted and all feeling oks - "
erm, that would be why that's all I've heard about for the last few days, lol xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You wanna fight or what....
Meet ya round the back of tesco.s at 5 pm .
Get ya meat ready "
ummmmm, "get my meat ready"....ummmmm is that a threat or a promise lol 
if it's a promise, i'll be there at 4:45  |
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"Skiving
Pahhhhhhhhhhh!
I laugh in the face of your claim to be expert at skiving!
I'll have a good go at coming top of the skive chart to!"
I am not meant to be working in the office today, so I haven't done any office type work. I have been working up to going to Derby all day.... I am still in my fluffy dressing gown, so that's not gonna be happening. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lmao
Are you conceding that my roasts are much better...cuz they are and the gravy  "
yes i am...but only because i know women will never leave something drop lol (gonna have to have a 'roast off soon though) lol make sure u bring the tissues...there will be tears....obviously not from moi! x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Skiving
Pahhhhhhhhhhh!
I laugh in the face of your claim to be expert at skiving!
I'll have a good go at coming top of the skive chart to!"
Yet another arse showeroffererer |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lmao
Are you conceding that my roasts are much better...cuz they are and the gravy
yes i am...but only because i know women will never leave something drop lol (gonna have to have a 'roast off soon though) lol make sure u bring the tissues...there will be tears....obviously not from moi! x "
Yer yer yer.....
so says you. |
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i have a masters degree in perving from fab university 