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Little things to smile about......
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"I'd rather have a poem than a tenner x
I'll write you one for a tenner then?"
Okay. No boys on burning decks. No daffodils and none like the Roses are tits, violets are tits, I like tits, tits.
No puppies or kittens.
No love stuff.
No right wing poncing around.
It HAS to be more than one word. Payment is given upon customer satisfaction as decided by the customer from here on in called Granny Crumpet. No satisfaction no payment. |
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Through total lack of communication, which seems rife in the upper classes at the moment, upon collecting a horse Im being paid to pick up, I get car chased round two villages by the older brother accusing me of stealing the bloody thing. I didn't feel it was a good idea to ask why in a field full of horses I'd choose to 'steal' the lame one!! |
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Catching up and clearing work on Sunday before holiday found a prize draw cheque in my work bag I'd forgotten about for £100, unfortunately dated December 2012, d'oh...puts hand over eyes, lowers and shakes head! |
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