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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

A tongue in cheek game of what you are imaginarily doing that's hits some famous fab topics.

For example

I am currently driving wrecklessly in my BMW, without indicating, whilst eating cake. In addition I am messaging ladies in text speak without sending a face pic or reading profiles.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am a couple but really a single guy who can't post any pics for fear his missus or mates will find out. Or something like that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm setting up a meet for bareback sex with a man who is cheating on his wife. On the drive to his house I plan on flashing every trucker I see and putting my feet on the dashboard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm going on a rant before going unlos

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm wasting everyone's time by my mere existence

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" A tongue in cheek game of what you are imaginarily doing that's hits some famous fab topics.

For example

I am currently driving wrecklessly in my BMW, without indicating, whilst eating cake. In addition I am messaging ladies in text speak without sending a face pic or reading profiles. "

This could be the new MONOPOLY if you could design a board version

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Using my single male stalker profile, when actually I am a single bi-sexual female who will meet uber pushy couples, currently polishing my unicorn horn.....

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

I'm arranging a 20 man gangbang for my birthday.

I'm not worried about face pics. Just looking for 2 arms, 2 legs, 1 cock.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a straight guy setting up a bi bareback orgy on a motorway bridge so all the truckers can get a good eyeful.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm an eighteen year old nymphomaniac desperate for older guys

But can't post pics

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" A tongue in cheek game of what you are imaginarily doing that's hits some famous fab topics.

For example

I am currently driving wrecklessly in my BMW, without indicating, whilst eating cake. In addition I am messaging ladies in text speak without sending a face pic or reading profiles. "

I am aware I am punching above my weight but will you suck me off and make me something to eat;)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a shy deaf virgin posting 283 threads about how I'd like to lose my virginity to a nice couple

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" A tongue in cheek game of what you are imaginarily doing that's hits some famous fab topics.

For example

I am currently driving wrecklessly in my BMW, without indicating, whilst eating cake. In addition I am messaging ladies in text speak without sending a face pic or reading profiles.

I am aware I am punching above my weight but will you suck me off and make me something to eat;)"

You don't ask - you tell.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm arranging a 20 man gangbang for my birthday.

I'm not worried about face pics. Just looking for 2 arms, 2 legs, 1 cock."

I'd be looking for closer to 40 legs/ arms (give or take a few) and definitely 40 cocks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm currently in an orgy with 4 women and a midget. But it's so boring I'm making this post whilst eating ice cream and finger my bum hole

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Currently fabbing my latest pic from all my other stalker profiles to boost my ratings. While entering into really controversial threads normally BBW as a slimish girl just to boost my fab count.

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By *ltravioletWoman over a year ago

In amongst the Unicorns & fairy dust

"I'm a shy deaf virgin posting 283 threads about how I'd like to lose my virginity to a nice couple "
nawteeee xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyone want to join me for a gangbang at the local cemetery? We'll start in the church, of course, but we'll eventually make it to a gravestone outside, I'm sure. Bring all the veggies in your frig, too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Since I won the lottery the only women I meet are gold diggers..any real women out there?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone want to join me for a gangbang at the local cemetery? We'll start in the church, of course, but we'll eventually make it to a gravestone outside, I'm sure. Bring all the veggies in your frig, too.

Frig... Lewd

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I am currently arranging to meet a guy in his spacious wagon who is conveniently parked up on the A43. Well it is on my sexy bucket list after all

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By *ltravioletWoman over a year ago

In amongst the Unicorns & fairy dust

" A tongue in cheek game of what you are imaginarily doing that's hits some famous fab topics.

For example

I am currently driving wrecklessly in my BMW, without indicating, whilst eating cake. In addition I am messaging ladies in text speak without sending a face pic or reading profiles. "
im currently watching naked attraction on channel 4 - I'm going to arrange a gang bang for all competitors then show the video to the hostess

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

I'm changing my status to 'need a load in my hole', opening up all my filters and then starting a thread to moan about the shitty messages and cock pics I receive in response, throwing in a 'I don't want to see cock pics; can't they leave a little to the imagination?' for good measure. Whilst having my cunt as an avatar.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm topping up with gin, for the nerves you know, as I'm meeting someone I've only exchanged one message with for them to inseminate me. I will be driving and undertaking on the motorway when I'm not hogging the middle lane, whilst texting on Fab about how nervous I am.

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

"I'm topping up with gin, for the nerves you know, as I'm meeting someone I've only exchanged one message with for them to inseminate me. I will be driving and undertaking on the motorway when I'm not hogging the middle lane, whilst texting on Fab about how nervous I am.

With your boobs out, I hope, good lady?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I've been on six months with no meets. Can I have help with my profile and advice? I will then ignore all your advice get leary and then go UNLOS.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am just sorting out some new pics, shots of my cock from 234 different angles

With a dirty toilet as a backdrop

Know you ladies get horny at stuff like that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love it when you talk dirty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm currently posting to a thread with nothing new to say so that I can hopefully get my profile full of cock pics noticed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm a shy deaf virgin posting 283 threads about how I'd like to lose my virginity to a nice couple nawteeee xx "

Mmmmmm

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By *alcon43Woman over a year ago

Paisley

I'm rushing to meet a guy who is 'in my area' for a late night hotel meet. No face

Pics or verifications and he won't be a time waster

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Still using my single ladies profile as a man just so that I know what it's like to get messages

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"I'm arranging a 20 man gangbang for my birthday.

I'm not worried about face pics. Just looking for 2 arms, 2 legs, 1 cock.

I'd be looking for closer to 40 legs/ arms (give or take a few) and definitely 40 cocks.

Oh yeah

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've been on six months with no meets. Can I have help with my profile and advice? I will then ignore all your advice get leary and then go UNLOS. "

I joined last week my phone is broke so can't put pics on but not had 1 meet. This site is full of stuck up cock teasers I'm leaving

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

With your boobs out, I hope, good lady?"

Of course. Actually, I could breastfeed the bairn I already have on the way.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm currently....

Fill in later.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm contemplating which veg to shove up my chuff before I go on cam & do a little show in return for Fabs.

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

I'm hoping for messages from guys calling me Babe....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm contemplating which veg to shove up my chuff before I go on cam & do a little show in return for Fabs.

Aubergine?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm hoping for messages from guys calling me Babe...."

Awe, hun, all yah gotta do is ask. Wanna take Marc's load?

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I love it when you talk dirty "

I'm eating a jam sandwich too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I hate fake tits. The way they feel is all rubbery. Not that I've felt any I've just imagined it so. I'm really still a virgin will someone take pity.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm contemplating which veg to shove up my chuff before I go on cam & do a little show in return for Fabs.

Shy,refined,articulate English Rose wants to meet discerning Gentlemen for group bukkake + deep throating sessions , A2M etc x

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By *ed LipstickWoman over a year ago

Fucksville

I'm currently sat posing for a pic with the sky remote in my hand alongside my dildo and wand just so that ppl can gauge how big my equipment is x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm contemplating which veg to shove up my chuff before I go on cam & do a little show in return for Fabs.

Aubergine?"

Pumpkin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm arranging a 20 man gangbang for my birthday.

I'm not worried about face pics. Just looking for 2 arms, 2 legs, 1 cock.

I'd be looking for closer to 40 legs/ arms (give or take a few) and definitely 40 cocks.

Oh yeah"

40 cocks in a 20 man gangbang?

I so want to meet these men

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyone fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm contemplating which veg to shove up my chuff before I go on cam & do a little show in return for Fabs.

Corn on the cob!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Anyone fancy a fuck?"

Hahaha. Standard!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm contemplating which veg to shove up my chuff before I go on cam & do a little show in return for Fabs.

Donald Trump

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love it when you talk dirty

I'm eating a jam sandwich too.

Little Scarlet?

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I've just had anal sex with a cucumber and I'm waiting for my gappy bum hole pic to be approved by fab.

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By *lla_maiWoman over a year ago

staffordshire

[Removed by poster at 15/08/16 23:10:21]

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"I'm hoping for messages from guys calling me Babe....

Awe, hun, all yah gotta do is ask. Wanna take Marc's load?

Ooo yeay, can't get enough of the pet names used to impress me

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"I'm arranging a 20 man gangbang for my birthday.

I'm not worried about face pics. Just looking for 2 arms, 2 legs, 1 cock.

God your picky

Forget the arms?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What's wrong with my profile?

Apart from 40 cock shots and nothing else and that i am amazing so all you girls can get in touch.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

No face pic = no reply!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Trying to help end world hunger by donating billions to charity.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Even though I have not got any pics on my profile,because I am female you must send me 5 clear recent face pics,your name,address and N.I number,also state in your first message why you should be the lucky 1 whom I select to do a few odd jobs and you may be paid in kind;)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am a MF biplay only couple messaging a single straight guy who's not looking for couples if he would like a threesome...

(No offence to couples, there's some lovely ones

)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm flashing lorry drivers on the M6 at 95mph with my feet on the dash covering the airbag.

I've just had an anal bare back gangbang with forty straight guys who I charged £30 each to help towards the cost of the room and crisps.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm arranging a 20 man gangbang for my birthday.

I'm not worried about face pics. Just looking for 2 arms, 2 legs, 1 cock.

I'd be looking for closer to 40 legs/ arms (give or take a few) and definitely 40 cocks.

Oh yeah

40 cocks in a 20 man gangbang?

I so want to meet these men

Well, I was getting excited.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Even though I have not got any pics on my profile,because I am female you must send me 5 clear recent face pics,your name,address and N.I number,also state in your first message why you should be the lucky 1 whom I select to do a few odd jobs and you may be paid in kind;)"

Sent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm flashing lorry drivers on the M6 at 95mph with my feet on the dash covering the airbag.

I've just had an anal bare back gangbang with forty straight guys who I charged £30 each to help towards the cost of the room and crisps.

You gave them crisps? Fucking generous!!

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By *lla_maiWoman over a year ago

staffordshire

Such a clique no point in posting on these things. You just slate newbies. Didnt want to post anyway

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I love it when you talk dirty

I'm eating a jam sandwich too.

Little Scarlet? "

Yeah, and I'll leave the bits stuck in my teeth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

PS I'm also butt ugly and punching well above my weight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love it when you talk dirty

I'm eating a jam sandwich too.

Little Scarlet?

Yeah, and I'll leave the bits stuck in my teeth.

I wish I was hogging your middle lane right now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Such a clique no point in posting on these things. You just slate newbies. Didnt want to post anyway

Hello.

Have a go. Would love to hear your controversial story

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Such a clique no point in posting on these things. You just slate newbies. Didnt want to post anyway

"
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You have a glorious figure

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

OMG, I HAVE 2000+ MESSAGES & NOT ONE OF THEM HAS USED THE CODE WORD "PRINCESS ROXI OF ROXIVILLE" THAT I INSIST ON IN THE SUBJECT LINE....WHY IS THAT???!!!!!!!

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

I've got a Kik group going with 127 men and I send a naked pic a day.

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"OMG, I HAVE 2000+ MESSAGES & NOT ONE OF THEM HAS USED THE CODE WORD "PRINCESS ROXI OF ROXIVILLE" THAT I INSIST ON IN THE SUBJECT LINE....WHY IS THAT???!!!!!!!"

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I love it when you talk dirty

I'm eating a jam sandwich too.

Little Scarlet?

Yeah, and I'll leave the bits stuck in my teeth.

I wish I was hogging your middle lane right now "

As soon as the stranger meet is over I'll drive to you, with his hot heavy load dripping down my legs. See you soon.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OMG, I HAVE 2000+ MESSAGES & NOT ONE OF THEM HAS USED THE CODE WORD "PRINCESS ROXI OF ROXIVILLE" THAT I INSIST ON IN THE SUBJECT LINE....WHY IS THAT???!!!!!!!"

I'm so tempted to send you a message with that subject now. I'll attach a vag and a dick pic, don't worry.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm flashing lorry drivers on the M6 at 95mph with my feet on the dash covering the airbag.

I've just had an anal bare back gangbang with forty straight guys who I charged £30 each to help towards the cost of the room and crisps.

You gave them crisps? Fucking generous!!"

Just a pack of salted. Between them.

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By *lla_maiWoman over a year ago

staffordshire

"Such a clique no point in posting on these things. You just slate newbies. Didnt want to post anyway

You have a glorious figure

Im really a man just stole these from various profiles

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

Gallops into the thread under her single guy profile guise to tell Roxi that I can't believe people don't follow her SHOUTY PROFILE INSTRUCTIONS because she is a goddess among women and I would do anything for an hour in her company. Then get so annoyed with people calling out my white knightness that I then start a separate thread about how wonderful she is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Such a clique no point in posting on these things. You just slate newbies. Didnt want to post anyway

This isn't a clique everyone thinks I'm an arsehole albeit a funny one. Its just taking the piss out of fab topics that have happened.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Such a clique no point in posting on these things. You just slate newbies. Didnt want to post anyway

This isn't a clique everyone thinks I'm an arsehole albeit a funny one. Its just taking the piss out of fab topics that have happened. "

Or is the a ruse and the best post tonight?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've just posted 10 forum threads on other formites, not that I'm doing a " look at me thread " but I want everyone to look at my new picture of enjoying being anal fisted and being fed cum from a rather small cock I'm going for the Olympic world record. I want that gold

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love it when you talk dirty

I'm eating a jam sandwich too.

Little Scarlet?

Yeah, and I'll leave the bits stuck in my teeth.

I wish I was hogging your middle lane right now

As soon as the stranger meet is over I'll drive to you, with his hot heavy load dripping down my legs. See you soon.

I can't believe you're not here yet, time waster

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am a lactose intolerant, celiac, diabetic fruitarian and I can't seem to find someone to have dinner with.... this site is shite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've just posted 10 forum threads on other formites, not that I'm doing a " look at me thread " but I want everyone to look at my new picture of enjoying being anal fisted and being fed cum from a rather small cock I'm going for the Olympic world record. I want that gold

Fair enough.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Gallops into the thread under her single guy profile guise to tell Roxi that I can't believe people don't follow her SHOUTY PROFILE INSTRUCTIONS because she is a goddess among women and I would do anything for an hour in her company. Then get so annoyed with people calling out my white knightness that I then start a separate thread about how wonderful she is."

Bugger that was my next topic. Well not about Roxy. She is rather lovely though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Such a clique no point in posting on these things. You just slate newbies. Didnt want to post anyway

This isn't a clique everyone thinks I'm an arsehole albeit a funny one. Its just taking the piss out of fab topics that have happened.

Or is the a ruse and the best post tonight? "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Such a clique no point in posting on these things. You just slate newbies. Didnt want to post anyway

You have a glorious figure

Im really a man just stole these from various profiles

It's okay, I am bi, just ask DiamondJoe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm photoshopping my pics and changing my age to 25 and my username to kittyfoo sucks cock,before arranging to meet 100 men (after lots of flattering talk), then blocking them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Granted.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey! Don't post my intentions on the forums, you said you will keep them private

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Vanilla

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"It's okay, I am bi, just ask DiamondJoe"

I shall

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

I've never blocked anyone on here, I think it's sexist, racist and generally ist to do so.

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By *lla_maiWoman over a year ago

staffordshire

Site is full of fakes and timewasters. Ive been here a week and no-one will meet me now, Im free for the next hour. Fancy a fuck? Itll have to be at yours though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I never send messages first because i am a gentleman and it has nothing to do with my fear of rejection

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Vanilla "

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Such a clique no point in posting on these things. You just slate newbies. Didnt want to post anyway

You have a glorious figure

Im really a man just stole these from various profiles

It's okay, I am bi, just ask DiamondJoe"

Nice try to get in my pants

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Such a clique no point in posting on these things. You just slate newbies. Didnt want to post anyway

You have a glorious figure

Im really a man just stole these from various profiles

It's okay, I am bi, just ask DiamondJoe

Nice try to get in my pants

Its gonna happen Joe; I have hired someone.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm actually married with 2 kids.

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By *lla_maiWoman over a year ago

staffordshire

"Such a clique no point in posting on these things. You just slate newbies. Didnt want to post anyway

You have a glorious figure

Im really a man just stole these from various profiles

It's okay, I am bi, just ask DiamondJoe

Nice try to get in my pants

Your not allowed preferences you know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm actually married with 2 kids."

Well, if you tell them to stay in their room when you have meets come over then I don't see the problem

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Anyone wants big cock? I am VVWE but have no pics. By the time I've finished you'd feel like you've been fingered by The Hulk.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Such a clique no point in posting on these things. You just slate newbies. Didnt want to post anyway

You have a glorious figure

Im really a man just stole these from various profiles

It's okay, I am bi, just ask DiamondJoe

Nice try to get in my pants

Its gonna happen Joe; I have hired someone.....

Sorry to break it to you but I'm actually two lesbians fighting inside a man's body.

I'm very confused

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm actually married with 2 kids.

Well, if you tell them to stay in their room when you have meets come over then I don't see the problem

The controversial part is that my wife doesn't know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So this is where all the loosers hang out on a Monday night. Should be out there fucking not chatting, time wasters.......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Such a clique no point in posting on these things. You just slate newbies. Didnt want to post anyway

You have a glorious figure

Im really a man just stole these from various profiles

It's okay, I am bi, just ask DiamondJoe

Nice try to get in my pants

Its gonna happen Joe; I have hired someone.....

Sorry to break it to you but I'm actually two lesbians fighting inside a man's body.

I'm very confused"

To be honest, and I hate to break two lesbian's hearts, but I am actually a profile created by an algorithm developed by Sydney University following 7 years of research on Fabswingers..... you are in the largest slice of the piechart (sorry)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So this is where all the loosers hang out on a Monday night. Should be out there fucking not chatting, time wasters......."

sorry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm actually married with 2 kids.

Well, if you tell them to stay in their room when you have meets come over then I don't see the problem

The controversial part is that my wife doesn't know

Well, just tell her to stay in the kitchen making dinner and you're problem is sorted.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm sending _iamondjoe and Pauly messages from my straight single male profile for a threesome.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So this is where all the loosers hang out on a Monday night. Should be out there fucking not chatting, time wasters......."

Well it is milf Monday.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm actually married with 2 kids.

Well, if you tell them to stay in their room when you have meets come over then I don't see the problem

The controversial part is that my wife doesn't know

Well, just tell her to stay in the kitchen making dinner and you're problem is sorted.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So this is where all the loosers hang out on a Monday night. Should be out there fucking not chatting, time wasters......."

Christ, you've changed

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By *lla_maiWoman over a year ago

staffordshire

"Such a clique no point in posting on these things. You just slate newbies. Didnt want to post anyway

You have a glorious figure

Im really a man just stole these from various profiles

It's okay, I am bi, just ask DiamondJoe

Nice try to get in my pants

Its gonna happen Joe; I have hired someone.....

Sorry to break it to you but I'm actually two lesbians fighting inside a man's body.

I'm very confused

Are you sure your not a newspaper reporter

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

I've just started a thread in Swinger's Chat about whether or not I should call myself bisexual, bi-curios [sic.] or just an horrific gay for pay.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's all a bit cliquey in here. I was going to ask all the mature BBW ladies if they'd meet me but I'd just get torn apart. As newbies always do.

Coffee anyone?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've just started a thread in Swinger's Chat about whether or not I should call myself bisexual, bi-curios [sic.] or just an horrific gay for pay."

You are not "versatile" enough for that...

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I'm sending _iamondjoe and Pauly messages from my straight single male profile for a threesome."

You've hooked me... you can keep me jangling about for weeks with that one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 15/08/16 23:37:15]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's all a bit cliquey in here. I was going to ask all the mature BBW ladies if they'd meet me but I'd just get torn apart. As newbies always do.

Coffee anyone?"

Coffee?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a cock pic for an avatar.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

My boyfriend is upstairs in the bedroom, ill after an operation. His two best mates have come to visit him. Do you think I should do them both in the kitchen? I know they want it cos they said hi when they arrived.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Such a clique no point in posting on these things. You just slate newbies. Didnt want to post anyway

You have a glorious figure

Im really a man just stole these from various profiles

It's okay, I am bi, just ask DiamondJoe

Nice try to get in my pants

Its gonna happen Joe; I have hired someone.....

Sorry to break it to you but I'm actually two lesbians fighting inside a man's body.

I'm very confused

Are you sure your not a newspaper reporter

No... but I can tell you the truth, I am the professor that built the fabswingers website purely for my research PHD at Sydney University, it was never meant to go this far......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've never blocked anyone on here, I think it's sexist, racist and generally ist to do so."

Your loss.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's all a bit cliquey in here. I was going to ask all the mature BBW ladies if they'd meet me but I'd just get torn apart. As newbies always do.

Coffee anyone?

Coffee?

Jesus

He'll be offering apples soon enough

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm sending every single woman on here a PM which consists of no words...just my cock pic.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

I am currently arguing with someone who has suggested i join knitters weekly because i didnt have time to meet him...therefore my being here is pointless because why would i be on here if i cant meet at the drop of a hat despite my profile explaining this.

Wait- no, this is actually happening

Im going to tell him i am actually a man researching

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm sending every single woman on here a PM which consists of no words...just my cock pic."

I will highly offended but fapping though I'll post a thread about how disgusted I am...

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By *ed LipstickWoman over a year ago

Fucksville

"So this is where all the loosers hang out on a Monday night. Should be out there fucking not chatting, time wasters......."

I would be but I'm too busy posting meet tonight statuses at 11.40pm

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

I'm a profile set up by another regular as agent provocateur to stir things up on the forums and trick people into getting forum bans.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm sending every single woman on here a PM which consists of no words...just my cock pic.

I will highly offended but fapping though I'll post a thread about how disgusted I am...

You're not even joking are you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's all a bit cliquey in here. I was going to ask all the mature BBW ladies if they'd meet me but I'd just get torn apart. As newbies always do.

Coffee anyone?

Coffee?

Jesus

He'll be offering apples soon enough

Apple pie. I offer apple pie, a proper desert, not like all this cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm sending every single woman on here a PM which consists of no words...just my cock pic.

I will highly offended but fapping though I'll post a thread about how disgusted I am...

You're not even joking are you

Dammit

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By *lla_maiWoman over a year ago

staffordshire

"I'm sending every single woman on here a PM which consists of no words...just my cock pic."

Just the one!! pfft waste of my time i want several from the same angle. Dont forget the sky remote one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I take my socks off to take a cock pic and I always flush the toilet first....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm sending every single woman on here a PM which consists of no words...just my cock pic.

Just the one!! pfft waste of my time i want several from the same angle. Dont forget the sky remote one

I have Virgin

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

I'm a disturbingly hot profile suddenly in your area who winks at you but is mysteriously does not show up on the Who's near? function.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm sending _iamondjoe and Pauly messages from my straight single male profile for a threesome.

You've hooked me... you can keep me jangling about for weeks with that one

I'll strap my boobs and stick a rubbery dildo in my pants... and leave my beard.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I' d like to meet a guy from the forums so I can write a verification that tells all the other women to KEEP THEIR PAWS OFF CUZ HE IS MINE.

Any takers?

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I take my socks off to take a cock pic and I always flush the toilet first.... "

DEVIANT!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm a bi- curious female only because I've exhausted all the cock in my area so willing to take one for the team with couples.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I'm sending _iamondjoe and Pauly messages from my straight single male profile for a threesome.

You've hooked me... you can keep me jangling about for weeks with that one

I'll strap my boobs and stick a rubbery dildo in my pants... and leave my beard. "

You just broke it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm sending every single woman on here a PM which consists of no words...just my cock pic.

Just the one!! pfft waste of my time i want several from the same angle. Dont forget the sky remote one

Or the lynx can.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's all a bit cliquey in here. I was going to ask all the mature BBW ladies if they'd meet me but I'd just get torn apart. As newbies always do.

Coffee anyone?

Coffee?

Jesus

He'll be offering apples soon enough

Apple pie. I offer apple pie, a proper desert, not like all this cake"

*Dessert. Before the grammar Nazis get to me.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

I'm openly bisexual, I just happen to be gay

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's all a bit cliquey in here. I was going to ask all the mature BBW ladies if they'd meet me but I'd just get torn apart. As newbies always do.

Coffee anyone?

Coffee?

Jesus

He'll be offering apples soon enough

Apple pie. I offer apple pie, a proper desert, not like all this cake

*Dessert. Before the grammar Nazis get to me."

It's okay, I tied them up last time they came a'calling and they now live in my loft

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple over a year ago

nr chester

I'm a twenty year old sexy fem, I'm not here to be fucked, I'm here to be spoilt, please don't message me unless you are willing to buy me, shoes, handbags, diamonds etc, I am classy and only meet older men, who I will then proceed to fleece as they believe in return they are going to get to use the stockpiled viagra they have in the bathroom cabinet

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

I'm currently scanning profiles of self proclaimed attractive men who only want slim, pretty, twenty something girls and won't fuck anything (stating that quality wins over quantity but have inexplicably set their age preferences between 18-99) to see if I can fool them into fucking me instead.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I' d like to meet a guy from the forums so I can write a verification that tells all the other women to KEEP THEIR PAWS OFF CUZ HE IS MINE.

Any takers?

I'll meet him after and then post a thread that it's such a shame I can't have him all to myself. I'll then start another thread about meeting 'the one' on Fab. A third thread will be about the bunny boiler trying to ruin my relationship.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"I' d like to meet a guy from the forums so I can write a verification that tells all the other women to KEEP THEIR PAWS OFF CUZ HE IS MINE.

Any takers?

Does this happen?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Making sure I don't FAB single white female pics .. I've see the film ... It doesn't go well

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"It's all a bit cliquey in here. I was going to ask all the mature BBW ladies if they'd meet me but I'd just get torn apart. As newbies always do.

Coffee anyone?

Coffee?

Jesus

He'll be offering apples soon enough

Apple pie. I offer apple pie, a proper desert, not like all this cake

*Dessert. Before the grammar Nazis get to me."

It's spelling, not grammar.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I watch Big Brother, Love Island and all the other shitty reality shows religiously.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Turns out this website has nothing to do with The Voice... I have wasted so much time....

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By *reedy_for_funCouple over a year ago

My House

All my Veri's are written by my other profiles where I am either a single Fem, single Man, MM pair, a lesbian called Mertle or a MF couple pretending to be single fem. Youcan not believe a word I say.

My real name is Reginald, I got a job working for the Sun after getting my degree from Sydney University. You have been warned

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

"I' d like to meet a guy from the forums so I can write a verification that tells all the other women to KEEP THEIR PAWS OFF CUZ HE IS MINE.

Any takers?

And a fourth one when he has to go UNLOS as a result to make it clear that you still have his number Off Site?

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"It's all a bit cliquey in here. I was going to ask all the mature BBW ladies if they'd meet me but I'd just get torn apart. As newbies always do.

Coffee anyone?

Coffee?

Jesus

He'll be offering apples soon enough

Apple pie. I offer apple pie, a proper desert, not like all this cake

*Dessert. Before the grammar Nazis get to me.

It's spelling, not grammar.

LOL

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's all a bit cliquey in here. I was going to ask all the mature BBW ladies if they'd meet me but I'd just get torn apart. As newbies always do.

Coffee anyone?

Coffee?

Jesus

He'll be offering apples soon enough

Apple pie. I offer apple pie, a proper desert, not like all this cake

*Dessert. Before the grammar Nazis get to me.

It's okay, I tied them up last time they came a'calling and they now live in my loft"

Nazis don#t like to go into lofts... apparently.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's all a bit cliquey in here. I was going to ask all the mature BBW ladies if they'd meet me but I'd just get torn apart. As newbies always do.

Coffee anyone?

Coffee?

Jesus

He'll be offering apples soon enough

Apple pie. I offer apple pie, a proper desert, not like all this cake

*Dessert. Before the grammar Nazis get to me.

It's spelling, not grammar.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm currently scanning profiles of self proclaimed attractive men who only want slim, pretty, twenty something girls and won't fuck anything (stating that quality wins over quantity but have inexplicably set their age preferences between 18-99) to see if I can fool them into fucking me instead."

Keep searching for the 20 year old dream man or his Great Grandad

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I' d like to meet a guy from the forums so I can write a verification that tells all the other women to KEEP THEIR PAWS OFF CUZ HE IS MINE.

Any takers?

Does this happen?"

Let's find out

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I' d like to meet a guy from the forums so I can write a verification that tells all the other women to KEEP THEIR PAWS OFF CUZ HE IS MINE.

Any takers?

And a fourth one when he has to go UNLOS as a result to make it clear that you still have his number Off Site?

Doh! Of course.

I can see he's online on WhatsApp but he hasn't responded to my last 40 messages. Do you think he still loves me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's like fucking Facebook on here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's all a bit cliquey in here. I was going to ask all the mature BBW ladies if they'd meet me but I'd just get torn apart. As newbies always do.

Coffee anyone?

Coffee?

Jesus

He'll be offering apples soon enough

Apple pie. I offer apple pie, a proper desert, not like all this cake

*Dessert. Before the grammar Nazis get to me.

It's okay, I tied them up last time they came a'calling and they now live in my loft

Nazis don#t like to go into lofts... apparently. "

I think you'll find it's #loft

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I' d like to meet a guy from the forums so I can write a verification that tells all the other women to KEEP THEIR PAWS OFF CUZ HE IS MINE.

Any takers?

And a fourth one when he has to go UNLOS as a result to make it clear that you still have his number Off Site?

Doh! Of course.

I can see he's online on WhatsApp but he hasn't responded to my last 40 messages. Do you think he still loves me?

No, because he's in my bed at the moment. We are laughing at your messages. Send another

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"I' d like to meet a guy from the forums so I can write a verification that tells all the other women to KEEP THEIR PAWS OFF CUZ HE IS MINE.

Any takers?

Does this happen?

Let's find out

Good god.

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

"I' d like to meet a guy from the forums so I can write a verification that tells all the other women to KEEP THEIR PAWS OFF CUZ HE IS MINE.

Any takers?

And a fourth one when he has to go UNLOS as a result to make it clear that you still have his number Off Site?

Doh! Of course.

I can see he's online on WhatsApp but he hasn't responded to my last 40 messages. Do you think he still loves me?

Oh my God, I can't believe he would do that to you. It's his loss.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am going to create a thread announcing that I am leaving and soak up all the sympathetic responses to boost my ego further.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Funniest thread on here for a while

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Funniest thread on here for a while "

Are you taking the piss?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

But then you read their veri's and realise it's certainly not the case.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Funniest thread on here for a while

Are you taking the piss?

I think fab needs a separate watersports forum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Funniest thread on here for a while

Are you taking the piss?

I think she is you know. Shall we gang up on her and hurl abuse at her and start a thread war?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's like fucking Facebook on here "

Just without the faces

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Funniest thread on here for a while

Are you taking the piss?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll start another thread about why no one wants to meet asian men and why we struggle to get meets

Anyway, that was last contribution for the night. It's been fun.

Night all.x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll start another thread about why no one wants to meet asian men and why we struggle to get meets

Anyway, that was last contribution for the night. It's been fun.

Night all.x

Night

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