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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok, here goes... If you are playing away or your fella is, doing it at home (who would be so fucking stupid) is not a wise choice (you don't say) as bedding company Durmet has launched the Smarttress: a mattress that pings its owner a message when the bed springs are in use ... Without them. It claims to measure speed, duration and 'impact per minute' , and can even differentiate between a quick round of jiggy stardust and an overenthusiastic dog jumping on the bed.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Explain?
Ok, here goes... If you are playing away or your fella is, doing it at home (who would be so fucking stupid) is not a wise choice (you don't say) as bedding company Durmet has launched the Smarttress: a mattress that pings its owner a message when the bed springs are in use ... Without them. It claims to measure speed, duration and 'impact per minute' , and can even differentiate between a quick round of jiggy stardust and an overenthusiastic dog jumping on the bed. "
Look under the covers before i jump on it Xx
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