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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Seeing as there are tribute threads running I thought id give Mr Bladey a shout out. Hes funny, witty and his posts never fail to make me smile. lets share the love for him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ahhhh he does get struck down with triple man flu though.....worse than the plague .... However he fights his way through on sympathy and tea ..... And becomes the HERO.
I adore him and his ways....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seeing as there are tribute threads running I thought id give Mr Bladey a shout out. Hes funny, witty and his posts never fail to make me smile. lets share the love for him "
Does anyone know why they call him 'the Andy Murray of fab'??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well he is more bendy or smaller than me, I find fireblades quite cramped after an hour in the saddle
Other than that he seems mostly harmless I suppose |
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"Seeing as there are tribute threads running I thought id give Mr Bladey a shout out. Hes funny, witty and his posts never fail to make me smile. lets share the love for him
Does anyone know why they call him 'the Andy Murray of fab'???"
This I've got to hear |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Creepy, stalkerish and embarrassing... Does that cover the description for Bladey?
Has he got any bad points?" fooking hell. If I wrote a list I would be up all night |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why does someone who has a Honda cub 90 call himself fireblade ?
I heard he's got a BMX...
Oi it's a chopper actually
I thought all men had choppers? " mine is more of a chipper |
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"Creepy, stalkerish and embarrassing... Does that cover the description for Bladey?
Has he got any bad points? fooking hell. If I wrote a list I would be up all night "
Go on please list em make me proud |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why does someone who has a Honda cub 90 call himself fireblade ?
I heard he's got a BMX...
Oi it's a chopper actually
I thought all men had choppers? mine is more of a chipper
" don't bloody agree |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why does someone who has a Honda cub 90 call himself fireblade ?
I heard he's got a BMX... with stabilisers "
lol.
Don't forget his knee pads and Thomas The Tank Engine helmet.
A real beaut! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why does someone who has a Honda cub 90 call himself fireblade ?
I heard he's got a BMX... with stabilisers
lol.
Don't forget his knee pads and Thomas The Tank Engine helmet.
A real beaut!" awww he looks so cute with the little plasters on his knees where he fell off |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"Notice none of the girls are complaining like the did in the SS thread? Told you it was just envy!"
No, it's because some of us actually understand irony. And context. But if it makes you feel better then I am so, so jealous that Fireblade gets his own thread.
Oh, and sarcasm. I forgot sarcasm |
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"Why does someone who has a Honda cub 90 call himself fireblade ?
I heard he's got a BMX... with stabilisers
lol.
Don't forget his knee pads and Thomas The Tank Engine helmet.
A real beaut!"
Oi don't dis the Thomas leathers right or I'm getting the fat controller. Hmmmm where is pp |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Notice none of the girls are complaining like the did in the SS thread? Told you it was just envy!"
Please just let sleeping dogs lie.
Everyone is entitled to their opinion but bringing it up on every thread really isn't helping. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why does someone who has a Honda cub 90 call himself fireblade ?
I heard he's got a BMX... with stabilisers
lol.
Don't forget his knee pads and Thomas The Tank Engine helmet.
A real beaut!
Oi don't dis the Thomas leathers right or I'm getting the fat controller. Hmmmm where is pp " |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Notice none of the girls are complaining like the did in the SS thread? Told you it was just envy!
Please just let sleeping dogs lie.
Everyone is entitled to their opinion but bringing it up on every thread really isn't helping. " Wow it's you sexy specs your now a celebrity |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Notice none of the girls are complaining like the did in the SS thread? Told you it was just envy!
No, it's because some of us actually understand irony. And context. But if it makes you feel better then I am so, so jealous that Fireblade gets his own thread.
Oh, and sarcasm. I forgot sarcasm "
wasted on some.
Mostly like the comments made by Mr Fireblade |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Notice none of the girls are complaining like the did in the SS thread? Told you it was just envy!"
I remember threads started by women akin to the SS thread. They got slated too. Saying the same thing on every thread doesn't make it true.
The only envy I have over Bladey is that he can reach to change the lightbulb in the hallway. A thread in praise of him (or any other Fab person) is judged on the tone in which it is presented and that is how I respond. In all cases, it is unlikely to be envy.
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Can't wait for my tosh thread "
Another one? You've already had the moth slayer thread. By the way, I'm overrun with moths at the moment so can you pop over and deal with them, please?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't wait for my tosh thread
Another one? You've already had the moth slayer thread. By the way, I'm overrun with moths at the moment so can you pop over and deal with them, please?
" now your just making excuses to get me in yer bedroom |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Notice none of the girls are complaining like the did in the SS thread? Told you it was just envy!
No, it's because some of us actually understand irony. And context. But if it makes you feel better then I am so, so jealous that Fireblade gets his own thread.
Oh, and sarcasm. I forgot sarcasm "
Oi I done the creepy and stalkerish bit over spending hours fabbing your pics in the past, so stop complaining woman
Ok I didn't go to the trouble of starting a thread about you specifically, but I am a lazy stalker... most of my victims have to come to my house and stand in the bushes, in the rain, because frankly I am a crap stalker... so you should be appropriately weirder out that I hijacked someone else's thread to complain that you keep changing your avatar so I have to go and fab it again, oh bollox, you got a new pic again haven't you!
footsteps echo fading down the hallway as I witter complaints about the unappreciated efforts |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Can't wait for my tosh thread
Another one? You've already had the moth slayer thread. By the way, I'm overrun with moths at the moment so can you pop over and deal with them, please?
now your just making excuses to get me in yer bedroom "
There's one in the living room and one in the bathroom too.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't wait for my tosh thread
Another one? You've already had the moth slayer thread. By the way, I'm overrun with moths at the moment so can you pop over and deal with them, please?
" but as you know I slay moths for a living . So I'm yer man |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't wait for my tosh thread
Another one? You've already had the moth slayer thread. By the way, I'm overrun with moths at the moment so can you pop over and deal with them, please?
now your just making excuses to get me in yer bedroom
There's one in the living room and one in the bathroom too.
" ok we can do both . I have stamina |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't wait for my tosh thread
Another one? You've already had the moth slayer thread. By the way, I'm overrun with moths at the moment so can you pop over and deal with them, please?
now your just making excuses to get me in yer bedroom
There's one in the living room and one in the bathroom too.
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Knickers too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Notice none of the girls are complaining like the did in the SS thread? Told you it was just envy!
Please just let sleeping dogs lie.
Everyone is entitled to their opinion but bringing it up on every thread really isn't helping. Wow it's you sexy specs your now a celebrity "
Do you get a fab award for becoming one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't wait for my tosh thread
Another one? You've already had the moth slayer thread. By the way, I'm overrun with moths at the moment so can you pop over and deal with them, please?
now your just making excuses to get me in yer bedroom
There's one in the living room and one in the bathroom too.
Knickers too " I'm a specialist at getting them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now this is how to take the piss and have some fun. Bring it mother fuckers
Did you put on your FABSWINGERS cape to type that?
No it gets stuck in my chain so I got 1 of the helmets with the bunny ears. It's close enough "
If you listen quietly you'll hear the stroke of his engine and then a shrill of him shouting "
I'm fireblade" |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"Notice none of the girls are complaining like the did in the SS thread? Told you it was just envy!
No, it's because some of us actually understand irony. And context. But if it makes you feel better then I am so, so jealous that Fireblade gets his own thread.
Oh, and sarcasm. I forgot sarcasm
Oi I done the creepy and stalkerish bit over spending hours fabbing your pics in the past, so stop complaining woman
Ok I didn't go to the trouble of starting a thread about you specifically, but I am a lazy stalker... most of my victims have to come to my house and stand in the bushes, in the rain, because frankly I am a crap stalker... so you should be appropriately weirder out that I hijacked someone else's thread to complain that you keep changing your avatar so I have to go and fab it again, oh bollox, you got a new pic again haven't you!
footsteps echo fading down the hallway as I witter complaints about the unappreciated efforts "
What can I say; I'm an avatart. And visually indecisive. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Nooooooo
Ahh yes mr bladey
Oh yes ms lola
We sound like something out of a bond film. "
And thank you to you two too (trying saying that out loud! ) for keeping me up.
I hope the thread fills with outrage in the morning.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nooooooo
Ahh yes mr bladey
Oh yes ms lola
We sound like something out of a bond film.
And thank you to you two too (trying saying that out loud! ) for keeping me up.
I hope the thread fills with outrage in the morning.
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It might be filled with UNLOS |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nooooooo
Ahh yes mr bladey
Oh yes ms lola
We sound like something out of a bond film.
And thank you to you two too (trying saying that out loud! ) for keeping me up.
I hope the thread fills with outrage in the morning.
It might be filled with UNLOS"
What is a UNLOS? |
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"Nooooooo
Ahh yes mr bladey
Oh yes ms lola
We sound like something out of a bond film.
And thank you to you two too (trying saying that out loud! ) for keeping me up.
I hope the thread fills with outrage in the morning.
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I'm up at 5 |
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"Nooooooo
Ahh yes mr bladey
Oh yes ms lola
We sound like something out of a bond film.
And thank you to you two too (trying saying that out loud! ) for keeping me up.
I hope the thread fills with outrage in the morning.
It might be filled with UNLOS
What is a UNLOS? "
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"Nooooooo
Ahh yes mr bladey
Oh yes ms lola
We sound like something out of a bond film.
And thank you to you two too (trying saying that out loud! ) for keeping me up.
I hope the thread fills with outrage in the morning.
I'm up at 5 "
Get up at five and feel outraged then. Job done. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nooooooo
Ahh yes mr bladey
Oh yes ms lola
We sound like something out of a bond film.
And thank you to you two too (trying saying that out loud! ) for keeping me up.
I hope the thread fills with outrage in the morning.
It might be filled with UNLOS
What is a UNLOS?
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Ahh see now dohhhh
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nooooooo
Ahh yes mr bladey
Oh yes ms lola
We sound like something out of a bond film.
And thank you to you two too (trying saying that out loud! ) for keeping me up.
I hope the thread fills with outrage in the morning.
It might be filled with UNLOS
What is a UNLOS?
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Ahh I see now dohhhh
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nooooooo
Ahh yes mr bladey
Oh yes ms lola
We sound like something out of a bond film.
And thank you to you two too (trying saying that out loud! ) for keeping me up.
I hope the thread fills with outrage in the morning.
It might be filled with UNLOS
What is a UNLOS?
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Ahh see now dohhhh
" awwww yer can't be cute and bright |
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"Nooooooo
Ahh yes mr bladey
Oh yes ms lola
We sound like something out of a bond film.
And thank you to you two too (trying saying that out loud! ) for keeping me up.
I hope the thread fills with outrage in the morning.
I'm up at 5
Get up at five and feel outraged then. Job done."
Consider it done |
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"Nooooooo
Ahh yes mr bladey
Oh yes ms lola
We sound like something out of a bond film.
And thank you to you two too (trying saying that out loud! ) for keeping me up.
I hope the thread fills with outrage in the morning.
It might be filled with UNLOS
What is a UNLOS?
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Ahh see now dohhhh
awwww yer can't be cute and bright "
Oh yes she most definitely can |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bill burr. Got the chance to seen him live the other week in Manchester hilarious he was
Wrong forum sorry.. anyone know how I delete this "
Haa you numpty |
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"Where's my thread? ... it's nearly my birthday you know
Cliquey fuckers you know what they're like
I'm so glad I'm not in the clique, it must be so embarrassing having your ego boosted , only for them to find out you are a 2 pump and squirt man leaving them disappointed and frustrated "
Strangely enough 2 pump syndrome has never been my problem. It's always been the opposite. Think it's because I'm cut but it's rarely complained about |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Where's my thread? ... it's nearly my birthday you know
Cliquey fuckers you know what they're like
I'm so glad I'm not in the clique, it must be so embarrassing having your ego boosted , only for them to find out you are a 2 pump and squirt man leaving them disappointed and frustrated
Strangely enough 2 pump syndrome has never been my problem. It's always been the opposite. Think it's because I'm cut but it's rarely complained about "
Glad to hear it, I'm cut also so I do know what you mean |
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"Where's my thread? ... it's nearly my birthday you know
Cliquey fuckers you know what they're like
I'm so glad I'm not in the clique, it must be so embarrassing having your ego boosted , only for them to find out you are a 2 pump and squirt man leaving them disappointed and frustrated
Strangely enough 2 pump syndrome has never been my problem. It's always been the opposite. Think it's because I'm cut but it's rarely complained about
Glad to hear it, I'm cut also so I do know what you mean "
Guess my bitch of a mother got something right |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Seeing as there are tribute threads running I thought id give Mr Bladey a shout out. Hes funny, witty and his posts never fail to make me smile. lets share the love for him "
great guy and good guy to chat with, sadly his choice in bike is very poor though, must have took a knock to the head |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So you didn't get a gold medal or die or have a birthday then!
Ffs- hollow expectations!
Ooops, snap!
How will you all feel now if some brain dead car driver kills me on my way home eh eh eh "
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"So you didn't get a gold medal or die or have a birthday then!
Ffs- hollow expectations!
Ooops, snap!
How will you all feel now if some brain dead car driver kills me on my way home eh eh eh "
Don't tempt fate
Touches bladeys wood for luck |
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"So you didn't get a gold medal or die or have a birthday then!
Ffs- hollow expectations!
Ooops, snap!
How will you all feel now if some brain dead car driver kills me on my way home eh eh eh
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Least 1 of you cares. Nobody loves me everybody hate me I won't ever go and eat worms yards fuckers |
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"So you didn't get a gold medal or die or have a birthday then!
Ffs- hollow expectations!
Ooops, snap!
How will you all feel now if some brain dead car driver kills me on my way home eh eh eh
Don't tempt fate
Touches bladeys wood for luck "
Haha, how much did he pay you for that one?? |
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"So you didn't get a gold medal or die or have a birthday then!
Ffs- hollow expectations!
Ooops, snap!
How will you all feel now if some brain dead car driver kills me on my way home eh eh eh "
Drive carefully honey!! |
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"So you didn't get a gold medal or die or have a birthday then!
Ffs- hollow expectations!
Ooops, snap!
How will you all feel now if some brain dead car driver kills me on my way home eh eh eh
Don't tempt fate
Touches bladeys wood for luck
Haha, how much did he pay you for that one?? "
He said he'd cross my palm with silver but slipped his cock into it instead |
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"So you didn't get a gold medal or die or have a birthday then!
Ffs- hollow expectations!
Ooops, snap!
How will you all feel now if some brain dead car driver kills me on my way home eh eh eh
Don't tempt fate
Touches bladeys wood for luck "
Keep hold of it just in case
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"So you didn't get a gold medal or die or have a birthday then!
Ffs- hollow expectations!
Ooops, snap!
How will you all feel now if some brain dead car driver kills me on my way home eh eh eh
Don't tempt fate
Touches bladeys wood for luck
Keep hold of it just in case
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*grips firmly and watches it change colour to pretty purple* |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So you didn't get a gold medal or die or have a birthday then!
Ffs- hollow expectations!
I couldn't even get a good start at school never mind here " Coming first is not all its cracked up to be!! |
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"So you didn't get a gold medal or die or have a birthday then!
Ffs- hollow expectations!
Ooops, snap!
How will you all feel now if some brain dead car driver kills me on my way home eh eh eh
Don't tempt fate
Touches bladeys wood for luck
Keep hold of it just in case
*grips firmly and watches it change colour to pretty purple* "
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"So you didn't get a gold medal or die or have a birthday then!
Ffs- hollow expectations!
Ooops, snap!
How will you all feel now if some brain dead car driver kills me on my way home eh eh eh
Don't tempt fate
Touches bladeys wood for luck
Keep hold of it just in case
*grips firmly and watches it change colour to pretty purple* "
Ah ah ah ah ohhhhhh oh dear look what you made me do |
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"So you didn't get a gold medal or die or have a birthday then!
Ffs- hollow expectations!
Ooops, snap!
How will you all feel now if some brain dead car driver kills me on my way home eh eh eh
Don't tempt fate
Touches bladeys wood for luck
Keep hold of it just in case
*grips firmly and watches it change colour to pretty purple*
Ah ah ah ah ohhhhhh oh dear look what you made me do "
Arrrrrrghhh my eye |
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"So you didn't get a gold medal or die or have a birthday then!
Ffs- hollow expectations!
I couldn't even get a good start at school never mind here Coming first is not all its cracked up to be!! "
And well I am known for my good manners. Lady's 1st an all that |
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"So you didn't get a gold medal or die or have a birthday then!
Ffs- hollow expectations!
Ooops, snap!
How will you all feel now if some brain dead car driver kills me on my way home eh eh eh
Don't tempt fate
Touches bladeys wood for luck
Keep hold of it just in case
*grips firmly and watches it change colour to pretty purple*
Ah ah ah ah ohhhhhh oh dear look what you made me do
Arrrrrrghhh my eye "
That's just part 1 come back here you |
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"So you didn't get a gold medal or die or have a birthday then!
Ffs- hollow expectations!
Ooops, snap!
How will you all feel now if some brain dead car driver kills me on my way home eh eh eh "
Don't even joke about that! |
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"So you didn't get a gold medal or die or have a birthday then!
Ffs- hollow expectations!
Ooops, snap!
How will you all feel now if some brain dead car driver kills me on my way home eh eh eh
Don't even joke about that! "
When it's your time it's your time nothing said on here will change it |
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"So you didn't get a gold medal or die or have a birthday then!
Ffs- hollow expectations!
Ooops, snap!
How will you all feel now if some brain dead car driver kills me on my way home eh eh eh
Don't even joke about that!
When it's your time it's your time nothing said on here will change it"
Probably not. But not a nice thought. I'd cry! |
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