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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

There are many euphemism for things on Fab (and in life). Which ones do you have, or want to add to with your own?

Henceforth, my vagina will be known as the greenhouse. It is warm, moist and grows giant cucumbers.

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By *occerstar579Man  over a year ago

Harrogate


"There are many euphemism for things on Fab (and in life). Which ones do you have, or want to add to with your own?

Henceforth, my vagina will be known as the greenhouse. It is warm, moist and grows giant cucumbers.

"

I will now call my cock The Gardener.. As he likes to spend many a happy hour in his greenhouse growing his cucumbers!

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

How about other things that grow in the greenhouse...?

Didn't we agree on "flowers"?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"How about other things that grow in the greenhouse...?

Didn't we agree on "flowers"?

"

I may have missed this agreement but a long stem is welcome in the greenhouse.

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"How about other things that grow in the greenhouse...?

Didn't we agree on "flowers"?

I may have missed this agreement but a long stem is welcome in the greenhouse.

"

There was a conversation, Lickerty!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"How about other things that grow in the greenhouse...?

Didn't we agree on "flowers"?

I may have missed this agreement but a long stem is welcome in the greenhouse.

There was a conversation, Lickerty! "

I'll get there, eventually... probably in the middle of the night. It's been a hot (and 'hot') day. Nothing like your medal count but at least it hasn't gone out of fashion.

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

I like your style, lady

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

who was it that grew marrows

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"who was it that grew marrows "

Anyone with an allotment growing courgettes?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There are many euphemism for things on Fab (and in life). Which ones do you have, or want to add to with your own?

Henceforth, my vagina will be known as the greenhouse. It is warm, moist and grows giant cucumbers.

"

Maybe I should 'water' the greenhouse

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By *occerstar579Man  over a year ago

Harrogate

Any greenhouse requiring fertiliser?,

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Any greenhouse requiring fertiliser?,"

No, no, no...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd have a naughty nun in my cucumber greenhouse,n she'd be all hot n sweaty from all the push ups n squat thrusts she'd be doing!

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By *edRapscallionMan  over a year ago

London


"I'd have a naughty nun in my cucumber greenhouse,n she'd be all hot n sweaty from all the push ups n squat thrusts she'd be doing! "

On a bus I once had a nun deliberately brush past me arse first. I wonder how many Hail Marys she's left to complete for that.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'd have a naughty nun in my cucumber greenhouse,n she'd be all hot n sweaty from all the push ups n squat thrusts she'd be doing! "

It's the habit.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'd have a naughty nun in my cucumber greenhouse,n she'd be all hot n sweaty from all the push ups n squat thrusts she'd be doing!

On a bus I once had a nun deliberately brush past me arse first. I wonder how many Hail Marys she's left to complete for that."

Are you sure it was deliberate and not just there was no room?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd have a naughty nun in my cucumber greenhouse,n she'd be all hot n sweaty from all the push ups n squat thrusts she'd be doing!

It's the habit. "

Haha!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd have a naughty nun in my cucumber greenhouse,n she'd be all hot n sweaty from all the push ups n squat thrusts she'd be doing!

On a bus I once had a nun deliberately brush past me arse first. I wonder how many Hail Marys she's left to complete for that."

Then push ups n squat thrusts after that.....then more hail marys.

It's a vicious,pleasurable n catholically guilty cycle!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'd have a naughty nun in my cucumber greenhouse,n she'd be all hot n sweaty from all the push ups n squat thrusts she'd be doing!

On a bus I once had a nun deliberately brush past me arse first. I wonder how many Hail Marys she's left to complete for that.

Then push ups n squat thrusts after that.....then more hail marys.

It's a vicious,pleasurable n catholically guilty cycle!"

Confession is good for the soul. And the gossip mongers.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd have a naughty nun in my cucumber greenhouse,n she'd be all hot n sweaty from all the push ups n squat thrusts she'd be doing!

On a bus I once had a nun deliberately brush past me arse first. I wonder how many Hail Marys she's left to complete for that.

Then push ups n squat thrusts after that.....then more hail marys.

It's a vicious,pleasurable n catholically guilty cycle!

Confession is good for the soul. And the gossip mongers.

"

Aye if somebody had a mobile confessional booth(with a gloryhole!)I'm sure they'd be in high demand on here!

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend


"I'd have a naughty nun in my cucumber greenhouse,n she'd be all hot n sweaty from all the push ups n squat thrusts she'd be doing!

On a bus I once had a nun deliberately brush past me arse first. I wonder how many Hail Marys she's left to complete for that."

two more nuns had a stroke but the last one wasn't quick enough

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By *olgateMan  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

What do you have in your cloche?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple  over a year ago

in Lancashire

This reminds me to open up the tunnel before it gets too humid and moist..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have a rather handy dibber...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hope there's no knomes or greenfly in there!

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By *100Man  over a year ago

Essex

I need a hoe

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Hope there's no knomes or greenfly in there! "

No known gnomes... or greenfly.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I need a hoe"

I expected this one earlier in the thread. Thanks for filling my bingo card.

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By *igeiaWoman  over a year ago

Bristol


"What do you have in your cloche?"

My head (well in the wintertime anyway). It's my favourite hat.

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By *orwegian BlueMan  over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Where abouts do you keep you clematis??

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Where abouts do you keep you clematis??"

It spreads.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"What do you have in your cloche?

My head (well in the wintertime anyway). It's my favourite hat."

I should have kept my cloche.

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