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over a year ago
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Is there a clumsy race? Tripping over hurdles, dropping a shot put on one's foot, not quite seeing that you're atop a high diving board, face down in the long jump pit? I'm all over that one. |
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"person who attracts the most dickheads and falls for them. i win that one.
I'll fight you for that 1 bietch 
i won it without even trying.  
Nooooo I did  "
lol we should actually have a fab olympics where people try to win a 'prize'. here is my entry.
ok, so as a bit of a dickhead (1pt) myself i met my first dickhead (2pts) at a young age. i met this dickhead (3)
as soon as split up with another dickhead (4).
i have seen other dickheads (8pts) since then.
Total 8 duckhead points.
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By (user no longer on site)
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fuck sake i spelt dickhead as duckhead, that gives me too buns dickhead points though so it's not all bad.
why yes i am making up the rules as i go along.
10 dickhead points for me. |
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"Is there a clumsy race? Tripping over hurdles, dropping a shot put on one's foot, not quite seeing that you're atop a high diving board, face down in the long jump pit? I'm all over that one. "
It will be a close run race for that one HH. I'm a klutz. My swinging adventures thus far left me with a sauna burn on my arse and I bruised my entire leg in the first 20 minutes of a meet once. |
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"Is there a clumsy race? Tripping over hurdles, dropping a shot put on one's foot, not quite seeing that you're atop a high diving board, face down in the long jump pit? I'm all over that one.
It will be a close run race for that one HH. I'm a klutz. My swinging adventures thus far left me with a sauna burn on my arse and I bruised my entire leg in the first 20 minutes of a meet once. "
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"I'm looking for three others for my tea drinking relay team. Any volunteers?
God yes, Assam for me please.
Ooo, a woman of taste.  "
can't beat a good cuppa I'm in |
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A bloke says to his wife, "look what I've got love, Olympic condoms! Pack of 3, one gold, one silver and one bronze! I'm going to wear the gold one in bed tonight and give you a proper thrill"!
To which she replied, "I've got a better idea, wear the silver one and come second for once"!
Sorry if I've diverted the tone of the thread but I couldn't resist that one....have a good day Fabbers! |
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"I'm looking for three others for my tea drinking relay team. Any volunteers?
God yes, Assam for me please.
Ooo, a woman of taste. "
Well thank you kind sir I'm also partial to an Earl Grey, but at this time of day it has to be Assam. |
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"A bloke says to his wife, "look what I've got love, Olympic condoms! Pack of 3, one gold, one silver and one bronze! I'm going to wear the gold one in bed tonight and give you a proper thrill"!
To which she replied, "I've got a better idea, wear the silver one and come second for once"!
Sorry if I've diverted the tone of the thread but I couldn't resist that one....have a good day Fabbers!"
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