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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Had a lovely day out today, couldn't have asked for better. However as we were walking around a model village, the button on my shorts came off.
We both laughed, as at first it didn't seem to have any effect on my shorts staying in place. However as we walked it became apparent that my shorts were coming more undone and leading to me flashing to the poor public. My date laughed all the way to the shop until I could find a belt to keep everything in place.
What wardrobe malfunction have you experienced whilst on a meet? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Once had the seam of my pants rip while going commando and while walking, the head of my cock would peek out for a fresh breath of air every so often. I even had one lady point down and say " I see he is out for the day too, huh". |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had the worst sartorial disaster when I bent down to pick something up outside a hotel I was meeting a client and ripped the arse out of my suit. Luckily I was early and lived nearby and raced home to get changed.  |
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Not a wardrobe malfunction but i was on a date many years ago nice big pub but we must of sat under the air conditioning or the thing that releases a fragrance as all of a sudden i had no control over my nose and eyes streaming it wasnt attractive |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
Does forgetting to take your knickers off under a catsuit count so when the guy you're with unzips you in quite an intense Dom/sub moment he instead bursts out laughing at the sight of bright turquoise pants because it's exactly the kind of klutzy thing you tend to do? |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
I was at the Lord mayors ball years ago and I sneezed when being introduced to the major and a few well known public figures and the zip broke on my strapless ball gown. Resulting in flashing my breasts to said mayor. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had the largest Bridget Jones style spanx on that covered the expanse from under tits to thighs, yep that big,paired with opaque tights, sexy laydeeeeee
Well, in my defence I wasn't planning on having sex, I just happened & I spent the first 5 mins apologising for my lingere 
Sex was uber hot though   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Leapfrogged over a Bollard in a pencil skirt once. After teetering on it fora few seconds the seam in the front gave...... resulting in a hem to waistline split  |
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"Once had the seam of my pants rip while going commando and while walking, the head of my cock would peek out for a fresh breath of air every so often. I even had one lady point down and say " I see he is out for the day too, huh"."
this made me giggle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was in a nightclub and bent down to pick my bag up and my trousers split from crotch to waist!
To add insult to injury I was wearing a black thong underneath so the saddle-sores I had were clearly visible And there was a viewing balcony directly above the dancefloor where it happened! |
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