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over a year ago
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You know when your having sex...
ANd your getting all hot and horny and about to cum......
Do ya shout out...
"och aye...och aye...och aye ....
Cuz we do the oh yes..oh yes bit...
AHEM !!!
Just wondered ?   |
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"You know when your having sex...
ANd your getting all hot and horny and about to cum......
Do ya shout out...
"och aye...och aye...och aye ....
Cuz we do the oh yes..oh yes bit...
AHEM !!!
Just wondered ? "
Bloody brill Peaches |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Scotland is great, I try to travel in the dark and at speed 
careful.. have number and know how to use it  "
I go incognito just in case and I go the long way round now as well, I'm not there next week either |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Scotland is great, I try to travel in the dark and at speed "
bassa........we can still get you in the dark........ we steal the cats eyes out the roads as well. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Like les dawson thinking next doors cat only has one eye...till he realises the cat is comming in backwards "
yeah and had the cat approached him backwards then Percy Shaw would have invented the pencil sharpener instead of cats eyes....... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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All together now....
Im just down from the Isle of Skye
I'm no very big but I'm awful shy
All the lassies shout as I walk by,
"_muma, Where's Your Trousers?"
Let the wind blow high and the wind blow low
Through the streets in my kilt I go
All the lassies cry, "Hello!
_muma, where's your trousers?"
I went to a fancy ball
It was slippery in the hall
I was afeared that I may fall
Because I nay had on ma trousers
I went down to London town
To have a little fun in the underground
All the Ladies turned their heads around, saying,
"_muma, where's your trousers?"
The lassies love me every one
But they must catch me if they can
You canna put the brakes on a highland man, saying,
"_muma, where's your trousers?"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lmao
I wanna know if your all "tossers" or do you just watch like us sassanackers "
Not had a good toss of a caber in ages...we don't call them highland games for nothing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lmao
I wanna know if your all "tossers" or do you just watch like us sassanackers
were all bawjaws.
dinnae fankle them wi posh words loops!!!
Get aff yer erse ya auld weegie bampot"
yer fair guid at parliamo ra lingo there Pet. |
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"Lmao
I wanna know if your all "tossers" or do you just watch like us sassanackers
were all bawjaws.
dinnae fankle them wi posh words loops!!!
Get aff yer erse ya auld weegie bampot
yer fair guid at parliamo ra lingo there Pet. "
Aye nae a glaikit skelly eened bint  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lmao
I wanna know if your all "tossers" or do you just watch like us sassanackers
were all bawjaws.
dinnae fankle them wi posh words loops!!!
Get aff yer erse ya auld weegie bampot
yer fair guid at parliamo ra lingo there Pet.
Aye nae a glaikit skelly eened bint "
Now that coming from you has me laughing out loud and frightening the dogs! |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"Lmao
I wanna know if your all "tossers" or do you just watch like us sassanackers
were all bawjaws.
dinnae fankle them wi posh words loops!!!
Get aff yer erse ya auld weegie bampot
yer fair guid at parliamo ra lingo there Pet.
Aye nae a glaikit skelly eened bint
Now that coming from you has me laughing out loud and frightening the dogs! "
Pet's got google and knows how to use it!!! (although I could give you fair odds on the fact she disnae have a scoob whit she actually wrote) |
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"Lmao
I wanna know if your all "tossers" or do you just watch like us sassanackers
were all bawjaws.
dinnae fankle them wi posh words loops!!!
Get aff yer erse ya auld weegie bampot
yer fair guid at parliamo ra lingo there Pet.
Aye nae a glaikit skelly eened bint
Now that coming from you has me laughing out loud and frightening the dogs!
Pet's got google and knows how to use it!!! (although I could give you fair odds on the fact she disnae have a scoob whit she actually wrote)"
I so do, so ner |
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"Lmao
I wanna know if your all "tossers" or do you just watch like us sassanackers
were all bawjaws.
dinnae fankle them wi posh words loops!!!
Get aff yer erse ya auld weegie bampot
yer fair guid at parliamo ra lingo there Pet.
Aye nae a glaikit skelly eened bint
Now that coming from you has me laughing out loud and frightening the dogs! "
One tries one's best |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know when your having sex...
ANd your getting all hot and horny and about to cum......
Do ya shout out...
"och aye...och aye...och aye ....
Cuz we do the oh yes..oh yes bit...
AHEM !!!
Just wondered ? "
we sometimes have been known to break into .. when am a cumming, well i know am gonna be im gonna be the one cumming over you!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know when your having sex...
ANd your getting all hot and horny and about to cum......
Do ya shout out...
"och aye...och aye...och aye ....
Cuz we do the oh yes..oh yes bit...
AHEM !!!
Just wondered ?
we sometimes have been known to break into .. when am a cumming, well i know am gonna be im gonna be the one cumming over you!
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five hundred smiles at that one. |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"You know when your having sex...
ANd your getting all hot and horny and about to cum......
Do ya shout out...
"och aye...och aye...och aye ....
Cuz we do the oh yes..oh yes bit...
AHEM !!!
Just wondered ?
we sometimes have been known to break into .. when am a cumming, well i know am gonna be im gonna be the one cumming over you!
"
haw bawjaws, you on a feckin half day? xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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haw bawjaws, you on a feckin half day? xx"
dont tell everyone i have wee testes hanging off me chin
i can get low rate mobility dla for that
nah im hone early to start the next sesh on that pc of doom
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"You know when your having sex...
ANd your getting all hot and horny and about to cum......
Do ya shout out...
"och aye...och aye...och aye ....
Cuz we do the oh yes..oh yes bit...
AHEM !!!
Just wondered ?
we sometimes have been known to break into .. when am a cumming, well i know am gonna be im gonna be the one cumming over you!
haw bawjaws, you on a feckin half day? xx"
Thought you;d fallen asleep ya Shareeeeeeeeeeen |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"You know when your having sex...
ANd your getting all hot and horny and about to cum......
Do ya shout out...
"och aye...och aye...och aye ....
Cuz we do the oh yes..oh yes bit...
AHEM !!!
Just wondered ?
we sometimes have been known to break into .. when am a cumming, well i know am gonna be im gonna be the one cumming over you!
haw bawjaws, you on a feckin half day? xx
Thought you;d fallen asleep ya Shareeeeeeeeeeen "
Naw, was otherwise occupied and it's Shereen ya futtn Nanjiani |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
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Thought you;d fallen asleep ya Shareeeeeeeeeeen
Naw, was otherwise occupied and it's Shereen ya futtn Nanjiani
Give a girl a break am just learning the bloody language"
aye, me tae an aw!!! |
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Thought you;d fallen asleep ya Shareeeeeeeeeeen
Naw, was otherwise occupied and it's Shereen ya futtn Nanjiani
Give a girl a break am just learning the bloody language
aye, me tae an aw!!!"
Shut thi cakeole, Like as not as mebbe tha's reet |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
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Thought you;d fallen asleep ya Shareeeeeeeeeeen
Naw, was otherwise occupied and it's Shereen ya futtn Nanjiani
Give a girl a break am just learning the bloody language
right, you are now straying between yorkshire and geordie. scarey wummin!!!
aye, me tae an aw!!!
Shut thi cakeole, Like as not as mebbe tha's reet "
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Thought you;d fallen asleep ya Shareeeeeeeeeeen
Naw, was otherwise occupied and it's Shereen ya futtn Nanjiani
Give a girl a break am just learning the bloody language
right, you are now straying between yorkshire and geordie. scarey wummin!!!
aye, me tae an aw!!!
Shut thi cakeole, Like as not as mebbe tha's reet "
Thats Lanky, wash ya mouth out ya clodhopper |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
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Thought you;d fallen asleep ya Shareeeeeeeeeeen
Naw, was otherwise occupied and it's Shereen ya futtn Nanjiani
Give a girl a break am just learning the bloody language
right, you are now straying between yorkshire and geordie. scarey wummin!!!
aye, me tae an aw!!!
Shut thi cakeole, Like as not as mebbe tha's reet
Thats Lanky, wash ya mouth out ya clodhopper"
shut yer geggy, I'm gitting ferr ferfochen |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"All together now....
Im just down from the Isle of Skye
I'm no very big but I'm awful shy
All the lassies shout as I walk by,
"_muma, Where's Your Trousers?"
Let the wind blow high and the wind blow low
Through the streets in my kilt I go
All the lassies cry, "Hello!
_muma, where's your trousers?"
I went to a fancy ball
It was slippery in the hall
I was afeared that I may fall
Because I nay had on ma trousers
I went down to London town
To have a little fun in the underground
All the Ladies turned their heads around, saying,
"_muma, where's your trousers?"
The lassies love me every one
But they must catch me if they can
You canna put the brakes on a highland man, saying,
"_muma, where's your trousers?"
"
Got this bloody tune stuck in me head now  |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"All together now....
Im just down from the Isle of Skye
I'm no very big but I'm awful shy
All the lassies shout as I walk by,
"_muma, Where's Your Trousers?"
Let the wind blow high and the wind blow low
Through the streets in my kilt I go
All the lassies cry, "Hello!
_muma, where's your trousers?"
I went to a fancy ball
It was slippery in the hall
I was afeared that I may fall
Because I nay had on ma trousers
I went down to London town
To have a little fun in the underground
All the Ladies turned their heads around, saying,
"_muma, where's your trousers?"
The lassies love me every one
But they must catch me if they can
You canna put the brakes on a highland man, saying,
"_muma, where's your trousers?"
Got this bloody tune stuck in me head now "
serves you bloody right... and the answer is on the bedroom floor |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"All together now....
Im just down from the Isle of Skye
I'm no very big but I'm awful shy
All the lassies shout as I walk by,
"_muma, Where's Your Trousers?"
Let the wind blow high and the wind blow low
Through the streets in my kilt I go
All the lassies cry, "Hello!
_muma, where's your trousers?"
I went to a fancy ball
It was slippery in the hall
I was afeared that I may fall
Because I nay had on ma trousers
I went down to London town
To have a little fun in the underground
All the Ladies turned their heads around, saying,
"_muma, where's your trousers?"
The lassies love me every one
But they must catch me if they can
You canna put the brakes on a highland man, saying,
"_muma, where's your trousers?"
Got this bloody tune stuck in me head now
serves you bloody right... and the answer is on the bedroom floor "
Well that dont suprise me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Scotland is a great place and the people are lovely, GULP !
You know it.
Especially the English people living there "
..... last time I let you buy me a cuppa! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Scotland is a great place and the people are lovely, GULP !
You know it.
Especially the English people living there
..... last time I let you buy me a cuppa!"
Yes you can buy me one next time |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Scotland is a great place and the people are lovely, GULP !
You know it.
Especially the English people living there
..... last time I let you buy me a cuppa!
Yes you can buy me one next time "
Whit!!!!! You want me to choke on it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Scotland is a great place and the people are lovely, GULP !
You know it.
Especially the English people living there
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wee tale was up by fort william couple o years back with an english lady
stopped at a shoppie for some juices etc - she was all shy and mmm i dont wanna go in they many not like me im english -
we both pop in the shoppie and get served by an english lass! - no one in scotland is feckin scottish
tis a very accomodating wee country we are seeing as we got humped by almost every invader - bar the romans! woo hooo - although Aberdeen - ooooo Aberdeen dont like anybody
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