Safe Sax

By *o-j OP Couple over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Just reading a Jazz mag ( just for the articles ) and have noticed it's not as common as I thought .

Jo x

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Safe sex is an oxymoron

By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Safe sex is an oxymoron "

As in the only safe sex is no sex....saying that, even having a wank, I accidentally smacked myself in the head.

By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Oh what is fool am I, blowing my own wit trumpet

By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"Safe sex is an oxymoron

As in the only safe sex is no sex....saying that, even having a wank, I accidentally smacked myself in the head.

How far were you leaning over

By *o-j OP Couple over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

"Oh what is fool am I, blowing my own wit trumpet

And get a french horn ?

Jo x

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I always have sex on flat non-slippy surfaces, so it's always safe

By *hloe sussexTV/TS over a year ago

Larne

"Safe sex is an oxymoron

As in the only safe sex is no sex....saying that, even having a wank, I accidentally smacked myself in the head.

Lol

By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

No one name-checked the Talking Heads album, Mindless Sax and Senseless Violins?

Ffs