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"Morbid fascination 
I've had one or two come to meet me just to see if I am real 
Naaa- you are a fake  "
Funnily enough, the last site I was on I was routinely derided as a 'bullshitter' or 'fantasist'.
As I used to say, if it's not true you have nothing to worry about...
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"Morbid fascination
I've had one or two come to meet me just to see if I am real
Naaa- you are a fake
Funnily enough, the last site I was on I was routinely derided as a 'bullshitter' or 'fantasist'.
As I used to say, if it's not true you have nothing to worry about...
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I'll correct your spelling and grammar for free and I'm known to be funny at times. The jury's still out on whether it's funny ha ha or funny weird though. |
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"I'll correct your spelling and grammar for free and I'm known to be funny at times. The jury's still out on whether it's funny ha ha or funny weird though.
Where have you been all my life "
Hiding in the Yorkshire hills until quite recently |
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"I'll correct your spelling and grammar for free and I'm known to be funny at times. The jury's still out on whether it's funny ha ha or funny weird though.
Where have you been all my life
Hiding in the Yorkshire hills until quite recently "
Well better late than never  |
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Since a scuba diving accident I can now breath through my ears..
And who says every silver lining doesn't have a cloud...
Was joking about the ruptured ear drums.. I hope I haven't tempted fate.. Will find out next week!! |
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"Since the power of my ham and cheese toastie has run out...netflix and chill  ?
The power of melted cheese is infinite."
Fine I'll make toasties, put on house of cards and stare at you while you eat and watch 
Not creepy at all |
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"Since the power of my ham and cheese toastie has run out...netflix and chill ?
The power of melted cheese is infinite.
Fine I'll make toasties, put on house of cards and stare at you while you eat and watch
Not creepy at all "
Even though that would be my third time through house of cards, I'd still tell you to shush because well, Kevin Spacey obviously  |
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"Since the power of my ham and cheese toastie has run out...netflix and chill ?
The power of melted cheese is infinite.
Fine I'll make toasties, put on house of cards and stare at you while you eat and watch
Not creepy at all
Even though that would be my third time through house of cards, I'd still tell you to shush because well, Kevin Spacey obviously "
I don't blame you, although RIP Mitchem  |
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"Since the power of my ham and cheese toastie has run out...netflix and chill ?
The power of melted cheese is infinite.
Fine I'll make toasties, put on house of cards and stare at you while you eat and watch
Not creepy at all
Even though that would be my third time through house of cards, I'd still tell you to shush because well, Kevin Spacey obviously I don't blame you, although RIP Mitchem "
Don't talk to me about that - still raw...  |
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"Since the power of my ham and cheese toastie has run out...netflix and chill ?
The power of melted cheese is infinite.
Fine I'll make toasties, put on house of cards and stare at you while you eat and watch
Not creepy at all
Even though that would be my third time through house of cards, I'd still tell you to shush because well, Kevin Spacey obviously I don't blame you, although RIP Mitchem
Don't talk to me about that - still raw... "
Need a hug ? I do! |
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"Since the power of my ham and cheese toastie has run out...netflix and chill ?
The power of melted cheese is infinite.
Fine I'll make toasties, put on house of cards and stare at you while you eat and watch
Not creepy at all
Even though that would be my third time through house of cards, I'd still tell you to shush because well, Kevin Spacey obviously I don't blame you, although RIP Mitchem
Don't talk to me about that - still raw...
Need a hug ? I do!"
The bit where he looks behind the picture for his hand drawing and it's been painted over.... if I was a crier, I would have |
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"Since the power of my ham and cheese toastie has run out...netflix and chill ?
The power of melted cheese is infinite.
Fine I'll make toasties, put on house of cards and stare at you while you eat and watch
Not creepy at all
Even though that would be my third time through house of cards, I'd still tell you to shush because well, Kevin Spacey obviously I don't blame you, although RIP Mitchem
Don't talk to me about that - still raw...
Need a hug ? I do!
The bit where he looks behind the picture for his hand drawing and it's been painted over.... if I was a crier, I would have "
Hug rejected, going to sulk now  . See what you've done, you made a man cry and it's all your fault . |
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"Since the power of my ham and cheese toastie has run out...netflix and chill ?
The power of melted cheese is infinite.
Fine I'll make toasties, put on house of cards and stare at you while you eat and watch
Not creepy at all
Even though that would be my third time through house of cards, I'd still tell you to shush because well, Kevin Spacey obviously I don't blame you, although RIP Mitchem
Don't talk to me about that - still raw...
Need a hug ? I do!
The bit where he looks behind the picture for his hand drawing and it's been painted over.... if I was a crier, I would have
Hug rejected, going to sulk now . See what you've done, you made a man cry and it's all your fault ."
Awww sorry come get a boobie hug anytime and talk to me about it  . Dry your tears beforehand though, you'll wet my dress. |
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"Since the power of my ham and cheese toastie has run out...netflix and chill ?
The power of melted cheese is infinite.
Fine I'll make toasties, put on house of cards and stare at you while you eat and watch
Not creepy at all
Even though that would be my third time through house of cards, I'd still tell you to shush because well, Kevin Spacey obviously I don't blame you, although RIP Mitchem
Don't talk to me about that - still raw...
Need a hug ? I do!
The bit where he looks behind the picture for his hand drawing and it's been painted over.... if I was a crier, I would have
Hug rejected, going to sulk now . See what you've done, you made a man cry and it's all your fault .
Awww sorry come get a boobie hug anytime and talk to me about it . Dry your tears beforehand though, you'll wet my dress. "
Ok, you can expect me shortly . |
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