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I hired a professional cuddler...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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It's a thing you know.
Read an article online this morning whilst sipping my coffee.
There is site online similar to dating apps and such like...
They come to your home, and just cuddle you, stroke you etc nothing sexual at all.
So would you pay for this? Have you done this?
www.msn.com/en-gb/lifestyle/family -relationships/i-hired-a-professional-cuddler/ar-BBVXHZ5?ocid=UEO7DHP
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Looks like I found my calling. Become a professional cuddler.
Would you hire me? 
But would you bring pizza as well? 
Which topping would you like?  "
Special off of buy one get one free by the way.
...the hugs, not the pizza |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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"Dial a hug sounds marvelous. They just couldn't be hot or I'd find myself nuzzling and trying to jump them
Yes my thoughts exactly  "
Funnily enough our bed was offered to a bi-fem friend when she was out with us, she refused for this very reason, said she wasn't sure she could stay "cuddling"...
We wouldn't have minded at all either eay tbh..
So in the immortal words of MrsSB
"Fancy a Fu..Cuddle?"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dial a hug sounds marvelous. They just couldn't be hot or I'd find myself nuzzling and trying to jump them "
Maybe there's a clause for 'extras' in the contract? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Looks like I found my calling. Become a professional cuddler.
Would you hire me?
But would you bring pizza as well?
Which topping would you like?
Special off of buy one get one free by the way.
...the hugs, not the pizza"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dial a hug sounds marvelous. They just couldn't be hot or I'd find myself nuzzling and trying to jump them
Yes my thoughts exactly
Funnily enough our bed was offered to a bi-fem friend when she was out with us, she refused for this very reason, said she wasn't sure she could stay "cuddling"...
We wouldn't have minded at all either eay tbh..
So in the immortal words of MrsSB
"Fancy a Fu..Cuddle?"
S"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have never felt more in need of a cuddle even just a friendly hug. Never felt this alone or down before
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keep ya pecker up dude, i have been there and it does get better.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have never felt more in need of a cuddle even just a friendly hug. Never felt this alone or down before
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It's not nice to hear someone is at such a low point, however just keep positive and good things should start to come your way |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I know this is a jokey post but there's something incredibly depressing about this. "
Why depressing? It's a non sexual personal service. Or the fact that this service actually exsists? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have never felt more in need of a cuddle even just a friendly hug. Never felt this alone or down before
Aww cuddles for you too "
Thank you, that is very kind |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have never felt more in need of a cuddle even just a friendly hug. Never felt this alone or down before
It's not nice to hear someone is at such a low point, however just keep positive and good things should start to come your way "
Thank you that is very kind, but I have given up matey, no one I like ever comes my way. I am new to this and find I like men now and getting nowhere fast. I feel terrible about myself, and no handsome guy like you would be interested. BUT thank you from the bottom of my heart. Very kind
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have never felt more in need of a cuddle even just a friendly hug. Never felt this alone or down before
It's not nice to hear someone is at such a low point, however just keep positive and good things should start to come your way
Thank you that is very kind, but I have given up matey, no one I like ever comes my way. I am new to this and find I like men now and getting nowhere fast. I feel terrible about myself, and no handsome guy like you would be interested. BUT thank you from the bottom of my heart. Very kind
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People that are handsome on the outside can turn out to be very ugly people (not me tho I'm the dogs bollocks)
I've found myself attracted to people I never thought I would once I've got to know them a bit, I nice person is worth so much more than just nice looks believe me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have never felt more in need of a cuddle even just a friendly hug. Never felt this alone or down before
It's not nice to hear someone is at such a low point, however just keep positive and good things should start to come your way
Thank you that is very kind, but I have given up matey, no one I like ever comes my way. I am new to this and find I like men now and getting nowhere fast. I feel terrible about myself, and no handsome guy like you would be interested. BUT thank you from the bottom of my heart. Very kind
People that are handsome on the outside can turn out to be very ugly people (not me tho I'm the dogs bollocks)
I've found myself attracted to people I never thought I would once I've got to know them a bit, I nice person is worth so much more than just nice looks believe me "
I know I totally agree with you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had a really bad experience a while back. All the professional people who dealt with me were very kind but no one touched me in a friendly way. All I wanted was a hug. Sometimes you just need the closeness without the pressure of sex. I think hugging people is a very underrated thing to do in this age of political correctness. Good luck to them I say. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have never felt more in need of a cuddle even just a friendly hug. Never felt this alone or down before
It's not nice to hear someone is at such a low point, however just keep positive and good things should start to come your way
Thank you that is very kind, but I have given up matey, no one I like ever comes my way. I am new to this and find I like men now and getting nowhere fast. I feel terrible about myself, and no handsome guy like you would be interested. BUT thank you from the bottom of my heart. Very kind
People that are handsome on the outside can turn out to be very ugly people (not me tho I'm the dogs bollocks)
I've found myself attracted to people I never thought I would once I've got to know them a bit, I nice person is worth so much more than just nice looks believe me "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"But if it's not a true cuddle born of genuine affection then what's it's value?"
Cuddles come in all shapes and sizes though...
Bear hug
Man hug
Boobie hug
Snuggle cuddle. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"But if it's not a true cuddle born of genuine affection then what's it's value?
Cuddles come in all shapes and sizes though...
Bear hug
Man hug
Boobie hug
Snuggle cuddle. "
But you won't give someone a very affectionate cuddle, if you see them as a cactus!
Lol, what I'm saying is, the REAL power of the cuddle, what makes it special, is the display of open trust, acceptance and protection that it evokes, and I believe we often have to earn those things before we get those hugs.
(ones from mum and dad are of course free ) |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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"It's a thing you know.
Read an article online this morning whilst sipping my coffee.
There is site online similar to dating apps and such like...
They come to your home, and just cuddle you, stroke you etc nothing sexual at all.
So would you pay for this? Have you done this?
www.msn.com/en-gb/lifestyle/family -relationships/i-hired-a-professional-cuddler/ar-BBVXHZ5?ocid=UEO7DHP
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Nothing sexual.
If That guys cuddling you,
that's not a gun in his pocket.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm sure I saw something on TV about a cuddle cafe or something along those lines.
I think it's great. Somewhere comfy to lie down, chill out and have someone tickle my back and play with my hair...id be well up for that!
I don't really see it as much different from going for a massage. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd feel pretty weird a complete stranger cuddling me!
Yet we're all on here mostly looking to fuck strangers "
Doesn't mean I'd cuddle one after I've blown my load.  |
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"I'd feel pretty weird a complete stranger cuddling me!
Yet we're all on here mostly looking to fuck strangers "
I'd rather fuck a complete stranger than cuddle one that's for sure! . I get my cuddles from my family |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd feel pretty weird a complete stranger cuddling me!
Yet we're all on here mostly looking to fuck strangers
Fucking is totally different!"
Agreed but in the context of this thread I found it a bit funny when people are saying how they couldn't could a stranger but would be happy to shag one.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd feel pretty weird a complete stranger cuddling me!
Yet we're all on here mostly looking to fuck strangers
Fucking is totally different!
Agreed but in the context of this thread I found it a bit funny when people are saying how they couldn't could a stranger but would be happy to shag one.
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I *could* cuddle a stranger I just wouldn't like it. But I might like shagging them |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"But if it's not a true cuddle born of genuine affection then what's it's value?
Cuddles come in all shapes and sizes though...
Bear hug
Man hug
Boobie hug
Snuggle cuddle.
But you won't give someone a very affectionate cuddle, if you see them as a cactus!
Lol, what I'm saying is, the REAL power of the cuddle, what makes it special, is the display of open trust, acceptance and protection that it evokes, and I believe we often have to earn those things before we get those hugs.
(ones from mum and dad are of course free )"
Could agree more about the real power, you can't beat a good squidge |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hell no... Don't get me wrong.. You can't beat a proper bear hug and a snuggly cuddle...My nick name is cuddles at the end of the day ... But if I needed a hug.. I can always go cuddle my bestie.. She knows when I need a hug |
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"I'd feel pretty weird a complete stranger cuddling me!
Yet we're all on here mostly looking to fuck strangers
Fucking is totally different!
Agreed but in the context of this thread I found it a bit funny when people are saying how they couldn't could a stranger but would be happy to shag one.
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I cuddle people who I love or care about,cuddling to me shows a certain amount of affection. Suppose it is a bit strange how I can have sex with someone I barely know but a cuddle from a stranger is a no no. Cuddles are more to comfort the mind for me,then the body. Or I could be talking rubbish... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's not a service I would use but I can understand the appeal, especially for females.
A person offering a professional service with clear boundaries would be preferable to many when compared to the option of calling a friend or an Internet acquaintance where boundaries may be blurred.... Particularly if it becomes a frequent occurance.
(Clearly not all, but) Many man wouldn't be happy with just a cuddle and affection, and I can imagine this often leads to difficult conversations and fall outs even though the female has made their intentions clear from the get go.
Some of us have very selective hearing/interpretation  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd feel pretty weird a complete stranger cuddling me!
Yet we're all on here mostly looking to fuck strangers
Fucking is totally different!
Agreed but in the context of this thread I found it a bit funny when people are saying how they couldn't could a stranger but would be happy to shag one.
I *could* cuddle a stranger I just wouldn't like it. But I might like shagging them "
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